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    James and Barty oneshots, all in the same universe unless stated otherwise

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    Chaos had been in the foster care system for the large majority of their life, and they are very not okay. They'll get better one day, one far off day filled with many sleepless nights filled with hopelessness before that. It gets worse before it gets better, they just gotta live to see the rainbow.

    The name of the series is from the song "Twin Size Mattress" by The Front Bottoms

    The name of the first work is from the song "Alien Blues" by Vundabar

    The name of the Christmas oneshot is of my own making.

    There is more to come, I promise.

    (Hi, from like a year later, that was a lie and I think I just burned myself?)

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    When Voldemort collapsed at Harry's feet on that day in May, he left more than ghosts behind: he'd carved scars so deep that even magic itself was struggling to survive. Harry was barely any better himself.

    Sent on a Ministry mission to fight for magic's survival, Harry goes back in time with two simple objectives: find and destroy any existing Horcruxes, and stop Tom Riddle ever evolving into Voldemort — using any means necessary. Harry thus finds himself working alongside Riddle at Borgin and Burke's, examining dark artefacts and desperately trying to fulfil his orders.

    Although, Harry soon realises it will take everything he’s got to stop himself becoming entangled in Riddle’s twisted yet strangely alluring web of power, ambition, and dark magic.

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    06 Jul 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    im fucking obSESSED?!?!? hello!??!?

    Feb 13 2026 edit: CREAMS EVERYWHERE

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    Harry Potter dies.

    If only Death could have let him stay dead.

    All the signs are there. This is his soulmate.

    Tom doesn’t understand. The diviner had assured him he didn’t have one – that he never would.

    ‘Nothing short of divine intervention could bring your tattered soul together with its counterpart.’

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    16 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fascinating.

    Feb 13 edit: creams all over the place I love this fic.

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    Peter bit his lip hesitantly. Would he have been a good teacher? It sounded nice but it’s not like it was even possible.

    “There’s a teacher shortage,” she went on, digging through her bag for her keys. “The city’s doing a loan forgiveness program—college tuition covered if you agree to teach in one of the inner-city schools.”

    He blinked in surprise. “Really?”

    Or: The AU fic where a forgotten Peter Parker becomes a middle school science teacher at 19 years old.

    It's an Irondad story...eventually.

     

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    11 Feb 2026

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    MI CORAZÓN!!!

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    "My murderer," Tom croons to him, Harry's pulse racing beneath his grip.
    "You'll never know the irony of that," Harry rolls his eyes.

    Harry Potter is a time-travelling, furious mess and he is going to kill the Dark Lord. Like most of his plans, things do not work out.
    Tom should not be so obsessed with his would-be murderer.

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    20 Jan 2025

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    WTF WAS THAT FUKCING CLIFFAHNGER WTF KILL ME!

    Update 2/6/26: this fic is finished and it's FANTASTIC!!! I'm CREAMING EVERYWHERE

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    The Discreet Gentleman’s Connection is the number one choice for discerning gentlewizards, offering only the finest floo call connections.

    Crave the voice of another man? We’ll connect you. Securely. Anonymously. Discreetly.

    Five Galleons per call.

    Warning:

    The company is not liable for damages if the user discovers that they’ve been having anonymous floo-sex with their lifelong enemy.

    Nor is the company liable for damages if the user ends the call without revealing their own identity, intending to forget this whole thing ever happened.

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    28 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Om my gawd.