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    You’re not sure how you, a popular late night radio DJ from the aughts, deserved to be cast in the fiery pits of Hell with a capital H, but here you are. And because the universe is playing a running gag reel on even your afterlife, you find yourself the focus of an avid fan of your segments back when you were topside in the land of the living and he was tuning in from Hell.

    Who knew the damned (and damned good looking) could pick up FM radio all the way down here?

    Too bad your domineering boss is in a vicious, decades-long rivalry with the guy.

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    08 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    The sordid tale of the God of the Seas and his devoted follower from the island of Ithaca.

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    14 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    “No, my lord—I beg your mercy, please.” Gods, it was one mistake! One stupid, stupid decision made in the throes of lust. To think your kingdom, your home, would be punished for your one lecherous act had you spiraling all over again, chest constricting like a vice. Why, oh why did you have to anger the most mercurial of all the gods?!

    Poseidon did not respond immediately, the stillness bordering on pensive. You dared not breathe, lest your wheezing further enrage him. When the silence stretched onward, you were just about ready to start begging for your life again. You opened your mouth, prepared to let epithets and apologies flow forth like libations, when he finally answered you.

    “Fine,” came his stern concession. “You want mercy? Why don’t you prove to me you deserve it?”

    “How would I do so, my lord?” you quickly inquired.

    “Well, I believe you were in the middle of something, weren’t you?”

    When you were young, you received a gift from the gods that let you hear the ocean no matter where you were. You could always find peace listening to the sound of the storm. But what happens when the storm listens back?

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    14 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    The Reader is just that - she's a connoisseur of the Hazbin Hotel Smut. Indulging in a range of fanfics and authors, she's learned some off by heart, could dream about them. The strength of this little fixation has carried through to the Hellaverse; subtle shifts in their reality, unheard urges leading demons into new behaviours.
    Lucifer is dragged in by the force of her nightmares, the pressure akin to 'Locked In A Memory' calling him. Forming a relationship in their dream world, he's trying (failing) to find a way to bring her to the Hellaverse, so he could live moments from 'Flame of The Hearth' and other stories in his reality.
    Her loud mental voice carries through to more than just Lucifer; when she reads, Lilith often hears, and is getting sick of it. Having no idea about the dream fling with Lucifer, Lilith pulls the reader through, gives her what she thinks she wants, and lets her keep Alastor busy while she works on her agenda with Heaven and her daughter. For the reader, her only option is voluntary amnesia, so she doesn't carry through too many secrets from her old life that can unravel fates in Hell. Lucifer, who's relationship with the reader was basically just a dream, is forgotten to her. For now.

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    06 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    06 Dec 2025