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    Peter Parker has a secret. 
    And no–it’s not that one. Or that other one. Or the suspiciously spider-shaped one. 
    No: this secret has no shape at all. 

    Stop being dramatic. 

    Ah. There’s the secret. 

    Dude, seriously?

    The really annoying, shapeless secret that haunts Peter's night and day and dreams and—

    If you don't stop, I’m going to shave off your eyebrows and wash your stupid suit with May’s whites and then you’ll have to explain why all her sheets are pink again—

    —And anyway, point being, there's a teenage girl that lives in Peter's brain, and the whole thing is far less weird than whatever you are picturing.

     

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    Peter and Steph share a soul. Across dimensions. It's really not as complicated as it seems.
    (Five outside perspectives of Stepheter and one time something different happened.)

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    10 Feb 2026

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    “Jace!” cried the brown-haired boy, grinning sunnily at Jason. “You made it, finally!”

    Jason returned the kid’s stare with far less enthusiasm and far more turmoil, though he attempted to conceal it. Wispy brows, shaggy hair, a spattering of freckles spread from cheek to cheek, and a roundness to his nose and jawline that would sharpen with age.

    “… Peter?” he said cautiously and was rewarded with another toothy grin.

    “Hi! You’re super tall now!”

    Dick snorted and Jason shot him a glare. But he couldn’t keep his eyes away from itty bitty Petey for very long. It took the Bitsy nickname to a whole new level.

    “I’ve always been tall,” he reminded Peter. “It’s just you’re even smaller than usual.”

    On a routine patrol, Spider-Man and Spoiler are caught out by a new kid on the block. Now there are two more new kids on the block.

    Jason is Not Pleased™️ with this development.

     

    Compliant with 'Existential Crisis Mode' but can easily be read separately.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Peter Parker was a strange creature and not remotely close to the kind of person Dick would ever think to see Jason settle down with.

    OR: Dick reflects on the young man that his brother has forged a relationship with.

     

    This mirrors Chapter 14 of 'Existential Crisis Mode' and won't make sense without having read up to this point.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.

    Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.

    It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.

    Finally, something interesting to deal with.

    Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.

    Because there’s always a goddamn cult.

    (Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Coming out part two, he thought, a hint of bitterness lurking behind the words. This was it. There was no going back from this. This had to be the day he would finally tell Noah about who he really was. He swallowed back the lump of nerves rising in his throat, cleared it once. I’m Spiderman. I’m Spiderman. I’m…

    He’d been saying it out loud.

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    08 Feb 2026