CarelessRadish

a drawing of Krampus from Don't Starve kneeling and grinning at the camera.



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    “You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”

    “I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”

    “Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”

    Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.

    That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.

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    An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    when you can't go back and can't go forward and all that's left is to keep yourself still

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    11 Nov 2024

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    Throughout his perpetual cycle of dying, Diavolo finds himself in a scenario where death is no longer finding him at any corner. Has he truly escaped the loop, or will he eventually meet a cruel end and continue the cycle?

    Alternatively titled, "In Which Diavolo Befriends a Lesbian (and lives)"

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    You were a wholesome man, honest. And a patient one, too! You were willing to wait as long as it took for Siffrin to give you his answer after your whirlwind of a confession. So, you really think you could be forgiven for also falling for the mirror image of them that appears in your dreams.

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    >LOG: FP — General Diagnostic Scan (Output)

    Another overly technical document you don't care to read. Aside from the unexplained crash, nothing seems to be seriously wrong.

    >LOG: FP — Malware Scan (Output)

    This one ends with: SYSTEM STATUS: UNCLEAR. 3836 FILE(S) OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN DETECTED. 1904 POTENTIALLY CORRUPTED FILE(S) DETECTED. NO MALWARE DETECTED. NO SYSTEM MALFUNCTION DETECTED.

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    07 Dec 2024

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