CassandraCaffrey
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The red wears him like a cloak, in the end.
“Good little girl,” the wolf says with a sneer. “You did exactly what I expected you to.”
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stage play by CassandraCaffrey
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
01 Sep 2025
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Clarissa gets married, and Amanda descends into Wonderland.
Amanda’s two bottles deep. It doesn’t matter that she’ll be over Clarissa tomorrow, as she’s already promised herself. She whines and sniffles and Ethel taps at her sooty tears.
The first warning sign should have been the grin creeping over Ethel’s face. “Oh, deary, I wish I could help. Would you like me to help? Would you like that?”
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- Part 6 of Sapphic From the Hip (2025)
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all you gotta do is just meet me by CassandraCaffrey
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches
30 Aug 2025
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Remember the Ice-Skating Change game?
Sam and Luke's characters return to the ice rink to try that date afresh. Things go better the second time around.
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- Part 5 of Sapphic From the Hip (2025)
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Alex wears a dress of Esmeralda's for off-screen plot reasons. Later, Esmeralda is persuaded to wear Alex's shirt.
(it's just the thirsty vampires girlfriends being thirsty vampire + slayer girlfriends)
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- Part 4 of Sapphic From the Hip (2025)
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Agatha stroked the brown paper wrapping, and somewhere in her chest responded the giddiness of two girls in a Saxony forest.
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- Part 3 of Sapphic From the Hip (2025)
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Sapphic From the Hip (2025) by CassandraCaffrey
Fandom Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, Never Give Annabelle A Gun - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
01 Sep 2025
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fics written for @sapphicfromthehipweek over on tumblr
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it's called saw cause you saw gilmore girls by CassandraCaffrey
Fandom Gilmore Girls (TV 2000), Saw (Movies)
12 Nov 2023
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sometimes you binge the Saw films. and then you binge Gilmore Girls. and you write a series of unconnected fics which bring these two 2000s franchises together.
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-Ringo changed John Lennon’s name to Lemon-
Ringo: sour ass bitch
Lemon: you know what that’s fairOr,
Brian Epstein yeets our fab four into a group chat. Hilarity(hopefully) ensues.**
McLennon pining starts in chapter 10.Series
Bookmarked by CassandraCaffrey
02 Mar 2026
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Bookmarked by CassandraCaffrey
24 Feb 2026
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John takes a raven home after it gets injured.
The next day, he wakes up with a naked stranger in his bed.
The two events have no correlation whatsoever.
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- 43/43
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Bookmarked by CassandraCaffrey
23 Feb 2026
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For reasons not explored, John and Paul suddenly find they can’t sleep unless they're near each other. After months of insomnia, they work out the problem during the Abbey Road sessions — and promptly start having the best sleep of their lives. It gives John a bit of whiplash, how easy it is to lose himself in Paul again.
Bookmarked by CassandraCaffrey
16 Feb 2026
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Life as a marine mammal trainer at SeaWorld San Antonio is going pretty well for Jared Padalecki. When an injured dolphin arrives at the park and soon becomes the top attraction under Jared's care and guidance, no one, least of all his trainer, expects the dolphin to turn out to be a prince of the ocean named Jensen. Thanks to one magical wish granting turtle, Jensen is given the chance to become the very creature he's taken a sabbatical from his kingdom to observe: a human. With the chance to learn a thing or two about each other's cultures, Jared and Jensen take to the challenge, all the while trying to ride out the emotions that keep bubbling up for each other. Featuring a cast of trainers and just about every animal under the sea, including one hungry Orca.
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- English
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- 49,040
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by CassandraCaffrey
10 Feb 2026