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Alastor makes his living through investments, the trade market, forging deals with powerful people and selling goods. On a warm summer's day, he stumbles on a rare mermaid who has been caught by sailors and is now waiting to be auctioned. He's gorgeous; his tail a stark, vivid red more enrapturing than a blood moon with pearly white fins adorning it from the sides like ethereal ghosts; even beaten down the fervid fire in his eyes burns into Alastor's very soul. Unable to tear his gaze away, Alastor buys him. Dealing with mermaids was a dangerous job, one Alastor was well versed in, never having had any proclivity for love or sex which is how he had earned his great success, fortune and reputation. No mermaid can tempt him to his demise with their song.
He could never have known that with this one decision his entire life would be flipped. Feelings that have always lurked beneath the surface arise as an old friend gets pulled into the scheme.
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08 Feb 2026
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Alastor’s powers were not the only thing he lost control of when his staff got broken by Adam. With Alastor’s return to the newly rebuilt hotel his unruly shadow is making his life increasingly difficult, and worse, completely ruining his reputation. The thing had no sense of self respect, happily cuddling up to Alastor’s most hated enemies just to annoy him, knowing Alastor could feel every touch through their connection. And to make matters worse the shadow, still plagued with nostalgic feelings for Alastor’s once friend now enemy, has taken it upon itself to play match maker. If Rosie didn’t fix his staff for him soon, Alastor was surely going to lose it.
A little what if scenario set during Season 2.
Done for Eggplosion 2025, amazing art from Akumalichan included inside ☺️
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06 Feb 2026
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Making a Baby (Is Easier Than Saying I Love You) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Dec 2025
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“Vox.” Vel looks so disappointed when she asks, “Did you actually commission the science department to build you and Val a baby?”
“Not on purpose!”
“That makes it worse, Vee!”
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It was just supposed to be a little mock up of an idea! Just an idle thought! It wasn't supposed to be alive and flying about the room!
COMPLETE FIC, may add one-shot chapter additions
Making a Baby (Is Easier Than Saying I Love You) - Chapters 1-12
Slip the Leash - Chapter 13- Language:
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05 Feb 2026
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Once Alastor’s back made contact with the brick wall and he had nowhere else to go, his smile more of a gruesome snarl with the corners of his mouth still tipped up in a mock smile and eyes radio dials, Vox was able to get close enough to notice a slight shade difference in his red shirt, just below his shoulder. His lower lip looked more swollen than normal too- no, Vox would not be admitting to knowing what shape it usually was to anyone besides himself- causing him to frown.
"Who did this to you?"
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- Part 1 of Keeping You Safe
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- 43/43
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03 Feb 2026
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Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
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He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.
In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.
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02 Feb 2026
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(written before hazbin s2; canon references are vague to nonexistent.)
After their stunning defeat, the Vees are on parole at the Hazbin Hotel, their souls owned by the royal family. As part of his begrudging reparations, Vox is working as the hotel's PR Manager, intending to stew in his resentment forever—but no one stays immune to Charlie Morningstar for long, and Vox is no exception.
Chronological, connected oneshots.
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30 Jan 2026
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“Princess,” Vox says, raising one eyebrow, “You’re delusional if you think I’m going to jump at the chance to get eaten by a hellcat for this shitty place.”
Written for StaticBelle Week 2025, day 1: locked in.
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- Part 1 of staticbelle week 2025
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30 Jan 2026
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Looking for a cheap thrill, Alastor picks a fight with Vox and gets more than he was bargaining for when their signals accidentally cross, creating the most unplanned pregnancy since Jesus Christ.
(Weekly Updates)
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26 Jan 2026
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Vox dies. Surprisingly no one takes this well.
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Or, Vox dies and Alastor tries to drag his soul back from Purgatory.
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- 33,471
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- 5/5
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24 Jan 2026
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The year is 1931. Alastor Duvernay is a man of rituals: the perfect roux, the perfect broadcast, and the perfect kill. When a wealthy patron invites the "Voice of New Orleans" to D.C. to usher in the era of video, Alastor expects a tedious display of modern vanity. Instead, he discovers the young technician Vincent, who sparks a deep interest in him.
(Human AU)
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- Part 1 of Mercury & Marrow (Radiostatic)
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23 Jan 2026
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Lucifer believes in his daughter's dream and wants more than anything to make her proud, but there's one problem - he doesn't trust Sinners. Charlie thinks that if he just spent more time around them, he would become more sympathetic, and while Lucifer isn't convinced, he's willing to give it a chance for his daughter's sake. Well, he at least starts spending time with one Sinner, anyway. One Sinner who he can't help but be just a little captivated by. And this was probably not what Charlie had in mind when she'd told him to get to know Sinners, but he is learning about his people, so that's what counts, right?
Meanwhile, Lucifer was the last person Vox expected to run into at the club, but he certainly wasn’t about to pass up an opportunity to network with the King of Hell himself. Sure, the guy wasn't known to be the greatest king, but he was still one hell of a connection to have. Though, to be fair, this really wasn’t the kind of connection Vox had been aiming for. But surely Lucifer - the guy with the biggest holier-than-thou attitude Vox had ever met (and that was saying something) - surely he wasn’t actually interested in him like that… right?
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17 Jan 2026
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The Enemy Within Me -A Radiostatic Bodyswap by Standbacklucy, TheMelancholicJovian
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 Jan 2026
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Alastor and Vox used to share everything, but have grown to hate one another. But neither of them miss those days. Not at all.
So when a slight user error in Charile’s latest empathy experiment causes their worlds to collide, they try not to let their similarities get to them.
It is up to Charlie and Vaggie to help the two most egotistical Overlords in Hell live one another's lives until Sir Pentious can fix the Consciousness Swapper 12000 and get them separated again.
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Vox and Alastor switch bodies, and neither of them understands boundaries.
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16 Jan 2026
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Overlord Vox, established member (read: leader) of the Vees, is kind of obsessed with this guy that's been catching a lot of media attention up top! What can he say? He really appreciates an artist! But when he finds out that his favorite true crime podcaster has been knocked off the mortal coil, the irony is just too much!
He knows what they say about meeting your heroes, but…simping for serial killers, it’s not like the guy ended up in heaven, so what’s truly stopping Vox from rolling out the red carpet and giving a warm welcome to the one newcomer to hell that really deserves it?
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- 9/9
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14 Jan 2026
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AU S2E4. Alastor goes to Vox without a fight and offers him something he can’t resist. The two of them proceed to make all of Hell uncomfortable with their situationship. Radiosilence. Radiostatic.
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- Part 1 of Bottomest Bitch Blues
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12 Jan 2026
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Coming to the conclusion that Valentino might have been drugging him with his venom for the past twelve years, Vox flees to the Hazbin Hotel to collect his thoughts. An injured Alastor is less-than-pleased to see him, but Vox begins remembering fragments of a past he didn't realise he'd forgotten and he's shocked to learn that he once had a very close relationship with his enemy.
The memories come to him faster and faster and soon, Vox realises just how much Valentino stole from him. Alastor isn't as carefully composed as he makes out and things quickly get complicated when past feelings resurface.
And then there's that whole mess with the chain around Alastor's neck. It turns out that the Radio Demon isn't as cold-hearted as everyone thinks, especially when it comes to a certain Television Demon.
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09 Jan 2026
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When Vox gets trapped inside a virtual reality that grants his every desire, Alastor is sent in after him. Forced to play the role of devoted partner, Alastor must figure out how to get them both out of the program while learning how deep Vox's obsession for him goes and how he can use it to his advantage.
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- Part 1 of Virtual Reality
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06 Jan 2026
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“I think I love you.”
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“I’m sorry.”
•7 years later•
Vox was waiting. Watching and waiting for any sign of crackling interference, of corrupted footage and a telltale flash of red.
Vox had been waiting for seven years.
Seven years since Alastor disappeared, leaving no trace behind. Seven years since he’d seen his closest, and only, friend. Seven years since he told said friend he loved him.
One month since Alastor came back. Not that Vox knew of course, with the Hazbin (formerly Happy) Hotel being a dark spot for technology, helped in no small part by Alastor himself destroying all the cameras in the area before he even set foot there.
All that is to say, Vox was waiting.
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04 Jan 2026
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As punishment for his crimes, Vox is forced to take up residence in the Hazbin Hotel; he's now powerless and trapped in his human body! While most of the crew let him start off on a clean(er) slate, Alastor's thirst for fresh mortal blood unravels long-buried, confusing feelings. At the same time, Vox's former partners are not quite willing to let him go without a fight. This story explores the everyday ordeals of Vox in the aftermath of losing everything while gaining something he's always wanted.If you're not into never-ending stories, you can pretend Chapter 30 is the end (because it originally kinda was until I decided to keep writing)
PSA: I do not have an end plan for this fic. I really am just writing what I think would happen next as it goes <3 (I also have ADHD, so sometimes I write a lot in a little time and sometimes I take forever sorry!) Hope you enjoy!
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- 105,230
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01 Jan 2026
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That time I sobered up and married a TV by Godlizza for issu (Issushaim)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Oct 2025
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“A business call?” Vox asked, keeping his gaze fixed on the wall as Alastor strolled behind him. “For what?”
“A proposal,” came Alastor’s reply.
“What kind of proposal?” Vox bit out, a headache beginning to form behind his screen.
He turned around and blinked in surprise at finding Alastor suddenly down on one knee, grinning up at him. His mind came to a screeching halt when Alastor grabbed one of his hands and fished a small black box out of his pocket.
“A proposal,” Alastor repeated, flicking open the box to display a golden ring adorned with an obnoxiously huge diamond. It, along with Alastor’s beaming smile, blinded Vox. “Whattaya say?”
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Months after getting divorced, Alastor and Vox decide to get married again, for all of Hell to see. But it's just for show. Really.
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- Part 2 of That time I got divorced
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30 Dec 2025
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That time I got drunk and married the Radio Demon by Godlizza
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Sep 2024
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Luga just stared at him, her mask of indifference slipping into incredulity. “Sir,” she began slowly, “you are aware that those weddings are real, aren’t you?”
“What?” Vox said, startling out of his trip down memory lane.
Vox blinked at Luga. She didn’t blink back.
With a growing cavern of ice freezing over the pit of his stomach, Vox said, “No, they’re not.”
“Yes, they are.”
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Or: that time Vox and Alastor got drunk and had a vegas wedding, not realising it was legal.
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- Part 1 of That time I got divorced
Bookmarked by CastielWho
28 Dec 2025