10 Works by Castillon02
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Bond's coworkers sometimes offered edible support at his hospital bedside; Q was both the most and least efficient at it.
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Diagnosis: OQS (Overworked Quartermaster Syndrome) by Castillon02
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
26 Dec 2024
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Q definitely had amnesia. Absolutely. No doubt whatsoever. He was the unfortunate victim of a terrible amnesia whose duration mysteriously lengthened whenever M asked if Q would come back to work.
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You Either Die a Hero or Live Long Enough to Become a CEO by Castillon02
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 Dec 2024
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“Right. Okay.” Jason rubbed his forehead. “You know how sometimes start-up companies get successful and then they suddenly realize that they have a million employees instead of ten and that they should probably have things like an HR department and a pension plan?”
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Chemical Assistance by Castillon02
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Dec 2024
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Wade did a little research on Spidey's web fluid, considered his lack of a chemistry degree, and then remembered that Spidey sucked at lying and his web fluid was probably made out of chemicals scavenged from a high school lab. Operation: Give Spidey Drugs So He Can Keep Ejaculating His Stringy White Fluid was officially a go.
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Boombox Bugging by Castillon02
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Nov 2024
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Spidey reveals an unexpected power. Also, he and Wade are both able to diagnose each other's "Now That What I Call Music! Volume Ten" jam-out songs with embarrassing accuracy.
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At the eulogy, Q found himself considering the role M had played in Bond's death.
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It's Not that Kind of Mole! by AsheTarasovich (natalieashe), Castillon02, Dassandre, notesofbergamot for Prismatic Bell (PrismaticBell)
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
21 Jul 2023
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Agent 0018 is kidnapped by a team of villains, and the Double-Os must find the mole responsible for leading them to their colleague.
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USS Skyfall [podfic] by Castillon02, deadicateddeath, DLanaDHZ, Emilia_Silverova, Ignacio_Sanchez_1701, lhviv, Linorien, loosebolt, lowkeynostalgic, nothingtosay, samanthahirr, Vivacioussky for SvengoolieCat
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Star Trek
29 Jul 2022
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In which some of your favorite Bond characters are reimagined as a crew aboard the USS Skyfall, captained by none other than the infamous Captain James Bond. When the Skyfall intercepts a distress signal from a science research outpost, they quickly realize that nothing is as it seems and they're in hot pursuit of a terrorist bent on revenge.
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The King's Goose by Castillon02, greedy_dancer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Aug 2020
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The King of Skellige's pet goose has been acting strangely; Geralt bets that his bard can figure out the problem.
(A story and its audio performance -- 36 min.)
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- Part 2 of Broken Curses
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The Snake Prince by Castillon02, greedy_dancer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Aug 2020
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Geralt needs Jaskier's help to break a curse.
(A story and its audio performance -- 35 min.)
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- Part 1 of Broken Curses