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a new place to be from by Eevee (ChaosBitch)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Feb 2026
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“So, it was either me or Jiang-zongzhu, and you like me better.”
Wangji considers this carefully. Xue Yang is a mass-murdering demonic cultivator who defies both orthodoxy and civility at every turn. Jiang Wanyin...sometimes hurts Wei Ying’s feelings.
“Mn.”
Wei Ying is back, safe and in his arms. Their love has been recognized and their upcoming nuptials announced to the greater cultivation world.
Unfortunately, this means that Wangji now has to actually plan a wedding, one that will be attended by the greater cultivation world.
Wei Ying's disciple is not helping. However, he is not not-helping either.Series
- Part 2 of come back with gravity
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letting flames claim my hands by A_comet_burning_up, Eevee (ChaosBitch)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Aug 2024
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"She closed her eyes and ran her thumb over the cool metal of Zidian, trying to take comfort in its weight on her wrist.
I believe your brother left it with you so that you would be protected in the event that he were to be…delayed.
Song Zichen had tried to be tactful, but Yanli heard what he wasn't saying.In case he doesn't come back. In case Baoshan Sanren's procedure fails and he does not survive. In case you have to hold the Jiang sect together by yourself. In case you have to be the one to lead them through a war."
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There's a serial killer stalking magical London. The murders are gruesome, bizarre, and somehow connected to the Voldemort wars. Auror Harry Potter is paired up with an analyst from the Department of Mysteries to piece together the clues in the killer's unsettling game before they kill again.
The good news? This analyst is the best one on offer. The bad news? It's Draco Malfoy.
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You understand you’ll have a hard time fitting in.
That doesn’t matter to me. I don’t fit in anywhere. I’m too loud, or too opinionated, or too smart, or too quiet, or too- this is inside my head, which means I don’t have to pause to breathe. Would you like me to keep going?
Eleven-year-old Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin and sets out to make some real friends. It gets complicated very quickly.
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call it what you want by Eevee (ChaosBitch), Rainewritesfanfics
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jul 2023
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When the 3 a.m. knock sounds on her apartment door, Wen Qing assumes one of two things: it’s Wei Wuxian or it’s someone that has been drawn into the orbit of his personal chaos and they’re knocking on his behalf. A quick glance through the eyehole validates her latter assumption; Wei Wuxian is nowhere in sight, but the blurry visage of Jiang Yanli, his adoptive sister, is staring back at her, wide-eyed and fragile in the pre-dawn mist.
Wen Qing opens the door. “What has Wei Wuxian done now?”
Yanli stutters out, “N-nothing, he’s fine,” and then immediately bursts into tears.
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Just a bunch of people falling in love and getting their shit together. Oh, and there's a baby on the way.
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come back with gravity by Eevee (ChaosBitch)
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2026
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Alternate POVs and bonus scenes from Little Earthquakes ('Hermione in Slytherin' AU)
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“Are you sure I’m not dead? If I’m not dead, I could just go home.”
His mère would be looking for him. Would be worried sick.
“Um…” Charlie’s eyes darted to the others.
Angel sighed heavily. “Ya can’t go home, kid. It ain’t 1923 anymore.”
Alastor frowned.
“It’s 2024.”
Somehow that was harder to accept than the fact he was in Hell.
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What if Alastor’s fight with Adam ended…differently? What if he was “purified” instead to the last moment he could have been redeemed? And, unfortunately for him, that was when he was only eleven.
Completed: 10/27/25.
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Bookmarked by ChaosBitch
26 Feb 2026
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this fic scooped my heart right out of my chest and made me eat it.
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Lucifer has always kept his distance from sinners. It's what keeps him (relatively) sane — if he gets too close, he is haunted by visions of the tragic mortal lives that landed them in Hell.
But in his new life at the Hotel, it is more difficult than ever to stay away — and when it comes to light that his daughter's insufferable facilities manager is gravely wounded, it falls to Lucifer to deliver his soul from Death.
In so doing, he falls headfirst into the sins, past lives, and heartbreaks of the one human whose contradictions he is powerless to resist.
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- Part 1 of Lucid Dreams
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Charlie Morningstar, ever the ray of sunshine, asks Alastor to find out what's going on with Lucifer.
Alastor takes to the task with gusto.
Lucifer hates every second of it.
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Bookmarked by ChaosBitch
20 Feb 2026
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this fic is 400k+ words and I read it in two days and then read it again. i may never recover.
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Lucifer has two problems:
1. The celestial energy that keeps him alive is slowly draining away and without a way to staunch the flow it won’t be long until he dies
2. Charlie wants him to do trust exercises with that grimacing radio freak AlastorOne of these things is much worse than the other