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Three Days (or The One Where Javert and Valjean Take a Road Trip Through France and Raise a Child) by zamwessell
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil, Les Misérables (2012)
03 Feb 2013
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Javert calls what he thinks is Valjean's bluff about needing three days to find the child Cosette and intercede for her. The Inspector comes along for the ride -- and gets much more than he bargained for, in the process.
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02 Mar 2026
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That Well-Kept 'Secret' by PandoraMoments
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables (2012)
20 Apr 2013
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Using bits of 2 prompts: 'The fact that Monsieur le Maire likes to bend his inspector over any available flat surface is the worst kept secret in M-sur-M. Everyone knows it. And everyone ships it, to the point that people (gendarmes, factory workers, the mayor's housekeeper) find the most ridiculous excuses to snoop around the room in which the mayor and the inspector are "talking".
And then there's this one asshole who feels personally offended by this affair, disrespects the inspector and threatens to report both him and the mayor to Paris. The good citizens of M-sur-M gang on him to protect the honour of the mayor and also the source of the best and juiciest gossip'
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'After reports or any other kind of meeting, Monsieur Madeleine likes to dismiss Javert with a slap on the bum.'
Makinghugospin meme, round 4 page 45Bookmarked by CicadaLord
21 Feb 2026
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Instead of committing suicide, Javert goes on a three-day bender. When Valjean finds him, Javert assumes he's a hallucination. Things proceed awkwardly from there.
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“Where are you going?” the hallucination asked, which was foolish. Surely his brain knew what Javert planned.
“To the nearest--” Javert paused, looked at the recently vacated wine-ship, and amended what he had been about to say. “To the next wine-shop. Obviously I am not drunk enough if you are here.”
The apparition got to its feet with a wince, as though his mind had ridiculously conjured aches and pains with which to torment Valjean’s specter. “Javert, your words make no sense,” it said, and Javert laughed again.
“I am making perfect sense.” He touched his pocket where he kept his money, frowned. “I hope you are only a drink or two from going away. I do not know how much more beer I can afford.”
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17 Feb 2026
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Cosette gives birth to twins! Valjean and Javert find themselves grandfathers.
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The title had long been a jest between them, borne of the need to hide identities, at first. But now, as Valjean took the envelope in trembling hands, a wondering smile rising on his lips, Javert watched him and knew - the title, now, was real.
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- Part 8 of AcademiaNut's fluffy post-Seine AU
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17 Feb 2026
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Love Thy Enemy by Icarus5800
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
08 May 2013
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Valjean and Javert at the barricades. They shouted at each other some, things got intense, they did it, they said goodbye.
^100% accurate summary.
Without pausing to consider the absurdity of their situation or any potential consequences, for once Valjean dared to permit himself the sheer, unbounded joy of giving free rein to his desires. His erection strained against the stiff fabric of his trousers, aching to break free. He did nothing to free himself, needing to savour the unbearable constricting tightness for a while longer yet, intuitively knowing that the eventual release would be all the sweeter for it.
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16 Feb 2026