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A Good Manor Must Be a Little Haunted by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DC Extended Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
10 Feb 2026
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Danny's been High King for years now. More than half his life. His parents? Reformed. His arch nemesis? Retired. The GIW? Still there, but not much of a threat anymore. Until someone got a lucky shot with a brand new, and extra nasty weapon that left Danny fighting not to just retreat into his core.
Good thing Frostbite told him about a way to condense himself to save energy and heal. Sure, making himself shrink is a little weird, but as long as it gets the job done, right? A quick portal jump and he'll be home and can just rest and relax until he's strong enough to go back to normal.
...Maybe he jumped a little too far. Because he's never heard of this Gotham place, and who the heck is Batman? Wait, they've got superheros here?! (And they're cute. Oh no.)
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Small Matters Extras by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jan 2026
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Extras written for "The Small Matter of Divinity." A collection of one-shots taking place around and after the fic. Will add tags as they come up.
Individual summaries will be in the notes. <3
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- Part 2 of Small Matters
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Vintage by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Nov 2025
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Mobei-Jun keeps a small god close to him, because he is the favorite.
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- Part 5 of GTober Scum Villain Oneshots
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Ghosts and Pollen by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
13 Oct 2025
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Turns out, ghosts like Danny are absolutely suceptible to Poison Ivy's pollens. At least some of them.
Good thing Danny's got his lovers around to work him through it.
Written for Kinktober 2025
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- Part 7 of Coffeetailor's Kinktober 2025
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Dangers of Going for a Swim by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
08 Oct 2025
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Jason gets dragged off to Phantom's Keep when Danny has to get some work done, and decides to go skinny dipping in the pool he finds. He's not alone for long.
Follows after "A Victorious Loss"
Written for Kinktober 2025
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- Part 6 of Coffeetailor's Kinktober 2025
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Small Matters by Coffeetailor
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jan 2026
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"Small Matter of Divinity" with collected extras and anything else that gets added for it.
- Words:
- 191,550
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- 2
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- 91
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GTober Scum Villain Oneshots by Coffeetailor
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Nov 2025
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My collection of SVSSS oneshots written for GTober 2023, all originally posted to tumblr. They will mostly figure Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun.
- Words:
- 1,732
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 8
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Coffeetailor's Kinktober 2025 by Coffeetailor
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DC Extended Universe, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Superman - All Media Types
14 Oct 2025
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Oneshots written for Kinktober 2025. Unless otherwise stated, these are unconnected and exist purely as oneshots.
All characters involved are adults.
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- 16,178
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 33
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Summary: Dr. Enzo Martinez was about to go home after a long day of researching when their infamous troublemaker agents suddenly brought him a "gift." He was not happy with them.
Phic Phight prompt by Nocturna Starr: It turns out that the views of Agents O and K are not held by the rest of the Guys in White... which they discover when they bring in a fourteen-year-old half-ghost kid for painful experiments. Heavily Inspired by Shift by Alexa_Piper
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- Part 1 of Liminal Connection Series
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
01 Feb 2026
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Tim's Ghost Husband Material?? by CherryQueen666
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
08 Mar 2025
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Tim just wanted a moment of peace to drink his over caffeinated coffee. He may have made a mistake Drinking it in a cemetery because now he has been kidnapped by two ghosts??? Apparently ghosts are a thing now. They have dragged Tim before a throne and just yelled something so outlandish that Tims brain is struggling to keep up. At least by the end of this weird ordeal he gets a cute date.
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“BABY POP WE GOT YOU A HUSBAND!” The guitar one yelled making Tim’s ears hurt from the volume.“Wait, what. Husband?” Tim looked between the two women who now looked down at him from where they hovered holding his arms and smirked.
“Well of course hottie. We went to the mortal world to get our cutie pie a husband. Just like he said he wanted.”
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- Part 5 of Gotham Meets Ghosts
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
01 Feb 2026
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To feel known by BlankHound
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
12 Jan 2026
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Many people look at space with fear or reverence, hope or dismay, helplessness or uncanniness, or some mix of feelings that just can't be explained. It has inspired humanity for as long as we have been able to dream.
Tim Drake looked at space and felt awe, felt hope.
And one day, space looked back.Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
01 Feb 2026
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From anon:
What about alpha clark knotting bruce’s mouth? (Reassuring him that if he just keeps swallowing he won’t drown)Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
21 Jan 2026
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an experiment in endless longing by nepobebe for sparebikes
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
30 Dec 2025
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"I should have taken a picture…" Bruce taps his finger against the tip of one of Kal's cocks. It flexes itself, the hole at the top spreading to release another glob of messy, clear precum. "For a before-and-after comparison. Do these look different outside of your rut? Not as long or thick?"
Bruce taps the head again, and Kal can't control the sharp breath that wheezes out of him.
"H-hnng… uhm…" Kal licks his lips. He closes his eyes to try to keep his concentration, but that, too, is useless when Bruce begins to lightly circle the small, gaped slit at the top of the closest tentacle.
"Try to focus," Bruce says. "I know it must be intense, Superman. Does this hurt?"
Bruce puts more pressure at the tip, as if he's trying to fit his thick finger inside of the too-tiny hole. Kal gurgles uselessly, hands shooting up to grab Bruce's wrist even as his eyes roll towards the back of his head.
"Doc—ahhg… Dr. Wayne…!"
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Or, Kal-El goes to his trusted friend, Dr. Bruce Wayne, for help with his Kryptonian rut for the very first time.
Neither of them expects the eggs to happen.
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
20 Jan 2026