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    The Phantom Thieves have nearly secured their route through Maruki's Palace. There’s only one section left: The Twilight Corridor. A paradise where everything is perfect, and everyone is always smiling.

    In order to enter that place, the Thieves must first prove they've "completed orientation" and can be "happy." There are points, there is a scoreboard, and they’re locked together in an experimental space where wishes can be granted by simply saying them aloud. Everyone has to individually earn 100 happiness points, or no one is leaving.

    So what is “happiness,” really? How does Maruki define happiness? What the hell is a quantifiable happiness point? Is there any way around this? Don’t these stupid kids realize this is a trick to get them to fall back into the thrall of Maruki’s reality? And why can’t Goro earn any fucking points?

    (Or: I've been watching too much Dropout Game Changer and I’ve built an Akechi torture chamber.)

    Includes illustrations by the amazing engraved!

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Ren had never been very good with authority. Now the authoritative pressures he felt compelled to disobey were the bossy older boy who had tried to kill him and the mysterious supernatural force pulling the two of them together. Having shot one supernatural force in the head very recently, Ren wasn’t particularly inclined to follow the whims of any others.


    In Maruki's new reality, an accident of actualization has a unique effect on Goro and Ren– one that neither boy will adapt to easily.

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    Inexplicably, Ren dropped to one knee.

    Goro's mouth fell open. "What the hell are you doing? You don't know who's been walking on that floor. Or where their feet have been."

    Ren paid no mind to Goro's words or to the other shoppers, who were starting to gape at the two of them. He looked solemnly at Goro. Then he said, "Will you marry me?"

    Goro pinched the bridge of his nose. "Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me."

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    19 Feb 2026

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    “Akechi,” Ren says.

    “Shut up.” Akechi snaps again, as dismissively as the first time. He stands with his gun resting against his hip, pinches the bridge of his nose and shuts his eyes tight. “Shut up, I need to think.”

    “Akechi, have you been, uh,” Ren taps his foot nervously against the floor. Can’t bear to get his hopes up. “Have you been repeating today too?”

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    “Is this how he sees him?” Akechi mutters, more to himself than Ren. “The leader of the Phantom Thieves, just a dumb rat in a trap?”

    I’m a mouse, actually, Ren says — tries to say, dangling precariously in the air, tail still caught in Akechi’s fist.

    In Shido’s Palace, Akechi comes across a mouse who looks suspiciously like Ren.

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