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Not A Werecat by Cookiesauces
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Feb 2026
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In literally any other circumstances, waking up naked in the arms of the hottest man in the world would be a cause for celebration.
Jiang Cheng should be jumping for joy.Right? Right???
WRONG!
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Jiang Cheng turns into a cat once a month and like for most things, Wei Wuxian is the source of all his troubles.
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Alcohol Is Sometimes The Answer by Cookiesauces
Fandoms: 垂涎 | Desire: The Series (China TV 2025), 垂涎 - 弄简 | Desire - Nòng Jiǎn
07 Jan 2026
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Gao Tu wiped the drool he felt pooling at his lips as he blinked himself awake to Shen Wenlang’s face mere inches away from his.
He yelped and jerked backwards, promptly falling off the small bed with a loud thud.
“Gao Tu! Are you alright?” His boss(?) immediately asked.
“F-Fine.”
Gao Tu was NOT fine.
His memory of the morning came rushing in.
The Kabedon, the crying, the confession(???) and the cuddling(!!!).
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What happens after you drunk dial your boss and called him a bitch.
Sequel to Alcohol is Never the Answer(But It's Worth A Shot)
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- Part 2 of Alcohol is Maybe the Answer
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Wrong Roads, Right Destination by Cookiesauces
Fandoms: 垂涎 | ABO Desire (TV 2025), 垂涎 | Desire: The Series (China TV 2025), 垂涎 - 弄简 | Desire - Nòng Jiǎn
07 Nov 2025
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Shen Wenlang doesn't understand.
It's been 3 days since Gao Tu served his last day at work and completely cut off all contact with him.
His hands shook as he typed fervently into the search bar for the fifth time.
> Why does my employee wants to leave the company??!!!!
- Personal Reasons
Relocation, family responsibilities, or health issues can lead to an employee leaving a job.Health issues?
The last he’d heard from terrorising his other secretaries, Gao Tu had still been having stomach issues, and was seen running off to the bathroom often.
Shen Wenlang scowled.
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Shen Wenlang assumes the worst of things but somehow still got there in the end.
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Alcohol is Never the Answer (But It's Worth a Shot) by Cookiesauces
Fandoms: 垂涎 | ABO Desire (TV 2025), 垂涎 - 弄简 | Desire - Nòng Jiǎn, 垂涎 | Desire: The Series (China TV 2025)
09 Oct 2025
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Why on earth was Gao Tu calling him at 3a.m. in the morning?
He frowned and quickly answered the phone.
“What's wrong?”
“Shen Wenlang, you.. you SCUMBAG!” The voice blasted into his ear.
The man jerked from his bed and stared at his phone with his jaws opened for a beat. He then placed it back a distance away from his ear.
“Gao Tu?”
“Do you still.. remember me, your secretary.. or is your mind just.. just filled with SECRETARY HUA?” He hears the other man slurred bitterly.
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Gao Tu needed some liquid courage to submit his email resignation but his drunk self had other better plans.
***NOW UPDATED WITH SEQUEL!***
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- Part 1 of Alcohol is Maybe the Answer
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Baby Nezha was busy gnawing on a plastic golden hoop toy until he saw the most biteable thing ever.
It was unfortunately attached to something or more accurately, someone. On the face.
But that won't stop him!
Nezha crawled over to an oblivious baby Ao Bing, who was cheerily shaking a blue maraca.
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“Oh, it's you,” Ao Guang recalled dryly, keeping his phone in his pocket.
Tiandi's eyes sparkled with a smirk.
“You remembered me?”
“It's not a good memory,” He clarified, dismissing the other by turning back to his drink.
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Baby Oubing & Ao Guang X Tiandi Sequel!
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Alcohol is Maybe the Answer by Cookiesauces
Fandom 垂涎 - 弄简 | Desire - Nòng Jiǎn, 垂涎 | ABO Desire (TV 2025), 垂涎 | Desire: The Series (China TV 2025)
07 Jan 2026
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Li & Ao Family Tattoo Parlour & Florist AU by Cookiesauces
Fandom 哪吒 | Nezha (Movies 2019 2025)
25 Aug 2025
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call me home and I'll build you a throne by anaphoricae
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Sep 2021
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“I’ll help,” Lan Wangji says.
“Hey, Lan Zhan...” Wei Wuxian unfolds his leg and gives his foot a playful kick. “I told you to think about it! This means I’d be here for a long time, taking up your time, your space, your peace. And I can’t pay you! I have nothing of worth to give. It isn’t as simple as-”
“I’ll do it,” he says again, more forcefully this time. “You don’t have to give me anything.”
Wei Wuxian looks away, hiding a small smile. Doesn’t he know Lan Wangji would do anything for him, by now? Doesn’t he understand that he holds Lan Wangji’s life in his hands?
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Post-CQL Wei Wuxian comes back to the Cloud Recesses to ask for Lan Wangji's help with his new golden core.
Together, they learn how to communicate, how to ask for things, and how to touch each other.Their relationship develops in between quiet dinners in the Jingshi, meditation sessions, core training and a lot of Lan Juniors speculation on whether or not they're actually together yet.
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Lan Xichen has gotten handsome. That probably wasn’t the first thing you should think when dropping off your nephew at Jujutsu High. But it was Jiang Cheng’s first thought.
aka a XiCheng / Jujutsu Kaisen crossover, offering you all the battles, bad humor and pining you could wish for!
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Jin Ling's birth is the happiest occasion of Jin Zixuan's life. But every gold spoon has some rust: Wei Wuxian has taken up residence too. However, Jin Zixuan has a fool-proof plan to get Wei Wuxian out of his life for good: he's going to find him a spouse. And he's got the perfect person in mind: Nie Mingjue.
Lan Wangji has resigned himself to losing the love of his life without saying a word.
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Covered in Bees by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Oct 2020
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“Cloud Reccesses Apiary,” says a toneless, deep masculine voice, with zero question in it. Wei Ying doesn’t care, because whoever possesses that voice is probably going to come save him from bees like a fucking hero while wearing like, a suit of armor. That’s what you wear to catch bees, right?
“I have like, so many bees outside my front door right now,” he says, mouth running out ahead of him before he can even begin to think about reining it in. “It’s like a sandstorm of bees out there. There are so many bees. I got out of my car and there were just bees and I don’t want these bees. Do you want these bees? Please tell me you will come get these bees. I can’t leave my house and I have enough food for maybe a week but then I’m gonna have to learn how to cook dry beans and no one wants that, especially not me.” Wei Ying runs out of air, takes a breath, and belatedly adds, “My name is Wei Ying. Hi.”
Or: The beekeeping AU that no one asked for.
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“Sorry, I, uh. Laundry day caught up to me before I could catch up with it. I saw this shirt left in the washer a few days ago, and—“ Wei Ying blinks up at Lan Zhan through dark eyelashes that he wants to kiss, maybe, and gives him an uncharacteristically hesitant smile. “Do you mind?”
I mind the fact that we are not married, Lan Zhan thinks.
Wei Ying keeps borrowing Lan Zhan’s clothes. It is only mildly driving him insane.
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