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    As they ride yet again through the humidity of a queer, sultry summer, their two horses side-by-side, Peter can’t help but look at him from the corner of his eye, cautious, wanting. The charcoal leather. The sharp angles. All the ways the legends are true.

    Without warning, he meets his eye, and Peter jerks his head away, heart thudding.

    “So,” Wade says, smiling that sly, half-cocked smile of his, hat tipped to the side. “Partners?”

    Bit by a radioactive spider, declared an outlaw, and trapped in an alliance with an unruly mercenary, Peter Parker sets out to clear his name and expose the corruption that plagues the frontier. As he struggles with his newfound powers and an unsettling attraction to his partner, Peter must decide what he is— a man, a myth, or something else entirely.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Nick's cranky when he's hungry.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    The thing about plastic chairs is that they weren't a great substitute for an actual bed; the other thing is, Robert can't exactly afford to be picky and even if he 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 the internal debate is still ongoing as to whether or not he deserves a mattress at this current point in his life.

    So, the plastic chair stays and is staying for the foreseeable future. Besides, it's charming - in a depressing, minimalism-that-is-totally-not-a-reflection-of-his-inner-sense-of-worth way.

     
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    The fic where Robert has chronic pain and Flambae has warm hands. The two of them will figure out what to do about that eventually, right?

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    11 Feb 2026

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    He pictures the funeral sometimes.

    He pictures someone he doesn’t know saying Viktor’s name wrong. He pictures screaming in public. He pictures stealing the ashes and keeping them in a protein powder container because it’s the only vessel big enough. He pictures lying in those ashes like a widow bird. He pictures baking the ashes into bread and feeding them to pigeons in the park.

    He pictures swallowing them himself.

     

    Or: When Viktor chooses a quiet death, Jayce learns how to love him to the edge of the end and carry what’s left through the sad art of letting go.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    “Please,” Peter says, followed by a sentence he never expected to come out of his mouth. “I’ll do anything.”

    Deadpool stills. Peter didn’t even realize he was moving — swaying, shifting, breathing — until he stopped. “Anything?”

    Or: Spider-Man needs a favor. In return, he offers to have sex with Deadpool once a week for an entire year. Any time, any place.

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    15 Jan 2026