CritianCaceorte
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My Little Uma: Tracen Girls by CritianCaceorte
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), My Little Pony Generation 4: Equestria Girls (Cartoon 2013), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
13 Mar 2026
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When Sunset Shimmer emerged from the other side of the mirror, she wasn't expecting to end up in someone's unlit bedroom. She was especially not expecting to be manhandled, handcuffed and put away in an interrogation room. When someone named Akikawa Yayoi comes in expecting answers, she's all too demanding of the very same. A pretty bad start to what could be otherwise be an intriguing, mentoring relationship.
Or: Sunset Shimmer as a student at Tracen Academy.
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- English
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- 2,309
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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Tachyon Tries (and Succeeds?) to Remember Her Past Life! by CritianCaceorte
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
11 Mar 2026
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When Stego and her son sit down to have an important talk about their first lives, she was expecting to have a whole afternoon to just the two of them. A simple discussion about who they used to be, and now are.
A frantic phone call from Cafe, however, is going to lead them on a wild goose chase with unexpected results.
A.K.A. The first sequel to Cracking the (Genetic) Code
A.A.K.A. "This is why we have PEER REVIEWS AND CONTROLLED STUDIES, TACHYON!!!"Series
- Part 4 of The Chaotic SCIENCE(!) of Agnes Tachyon
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Tachyon and Shakur Crack the (Genetic) Code! by CritianCaceorte
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
28 Feb 2026
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Three years prior, it was discovered that Umas actually possess two sets of genetic code: One for the standard human genome, and another set consisting of 32 pairs of chromosomes. It is the goal of Agnes Tachyon and Air Shakur to assist in this scientific effort by collecting as many samples from among Tracen's student and staff population as possible.
The results were... a bit unexpected.
A.K.A "Genetic proof of the Three Goddesses as Divine Beings"
A.A.K.A. "Sunday Silence was a Man-W(horse), the fic"
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- Part 2 of The Chaotic SCIENCE(!) of Agnes Tachyon
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Tachyon does some (Soul) Math! by CritianCaceorte
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
26 Feb 2026
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Agnes Tachyon, after several nights of no sleep, has done the math.
The Uma population is DOOMED! DOOMED I tell you!
Now, if only she didn't wake up Stego and Shakur to inform them of this nonsense...
A.K.A. A deleted scene from Tachyon and Shakur Crack the (Genetic) Code, which I have now made it's own thing. Reading that isn't required, you just need to know that people at Tracen know they came from horses now.
A.A.K.A. We get to talk about GELDINGS now!
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- Part 3 of The Chaotic SCIENCE(!) of Agnes Tachyon
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Tachyon Tries (and Fails) to Horsefem by CritianCaceorte
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
04 Feb 2026
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After her trainer came out to her as trans, Agnes Tachyon is determined to create a formula which will allow her trainer to obtain the body she's always wanted. There's just one slight problem.
The formula's been a bit... contaminated.
A.K.A. An affectionate parody of the Horsefem genre of Uma fanfics
A.A.K.A. "Who let the dog out?"Series
- Part 1 of The Chaotic SCIENCE(!) of Agnes Tachyon
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The Chaotic SCIENCE(!) of Agnes Tachyon by CritianCaceorte
Fandom ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
11 Mar 2026
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Incarnations and Lineages by CritianCaceorte
Fandom Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms
17 Aug 2022
- Words:
- 1,670
- Works:
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No one has heard from Karolina Paradise in two years now. Once a storied and successful trainer at Tracen Academy, she was forced out of the limelight just a year before her life fell apart entirely. Quiet and still, she watched her world end alone.
Now, just as she's testing the waters of a murky future still ahead of her, she steps back onto Tracen Academy grounds and prays for a chance at one final gamble. But it just so happens that the Three Goddesses have taken it upon themselves to share with Karolina a prophetic dream of the two most important people in her life: her wife, and her daughter.
The only problem, of course, is that Karolina's wife is dead, and she's never had a daughter.
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11 Mar 2026
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From Rust to Red by GlowySnowy
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, Elden Ring (Video Game)
25 Feb 2026
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Umamusume. They are born to run. They inherit the names of horses from another world, whose histories were sometimes tragic and sometimes wonderful—
The fallen leaves tell a story. The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between—
"TACHYON! Stop messing with the introduction text! We've discussed this!"
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A story about a girl with rust-colored hair that slowly, painstakingly, becomes copper-bright again. The tale of Leonard growing into a brave lion.
(And yes, there will be more explosions. Tachyon, put down the glintstone extract. Tachyon. Don't make me assign you community service again—)
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06 Mar 2026
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Marche Lorraine Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Ventriloquism by GlowySnowy
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
11 Mar 2026
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A story about two people. One who loves loudly, openly, without reservation or remainder, who built an entire world out of the belief that love given freely comes back to you multiplied. One who loves in the margins of sketchbooks, in careful watercolor wash, in the exact weight of a puppet held just so, in every drawing she has made of the same face for fifteen years without once writing down why.
A slow story. The slowest kind of love story, the kind that has been going on for so long that neither party has the correct vantage point to see it clearly. One of them says I love you the way other people say good morning. The other one has a whole internal document about why that doesn't mean anything specific.
The document is wrong.
They will figure this out.
Eventually.
"EVENTUALLY~?!"
...Yes. Would the puppet like to register a formal objection to the pacing—
"We could just TELL her!! Mar-chan could just TELL her!! I've been trying to say it for CHAPTERS—"
The puppet is not a narrative device. The puppet is a character. The puppet will respect the structural integrity of the slow burn.
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05 Mar 2026
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Uma Musume: Silent Letters by archivesearcher78
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
11 Mar 2026
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In the house of Tracen Academy's most acclaimed trainer, there lies a diary tucked away in a secret compartment of her bedroom desk. It's within the confines of these pages where the legendary American Umamusume, Sunday Silence, writes down her letters dedicated to the people who matter to her most—her closest companions, her greatest rivals, and her trainees.
Of course, for fear of having to explain certain aspects of the contents of these letter—mainly the mentions of these so-called "former lives" and "old world"—Sunday Silence keeps these letters to herself, never to be read, but the feelings she pours into each one of them still tangible and felt in the hearts of each person she dedicates a piece to.
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05 Mar 2026
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The Turf Looks Different From Here by Rose_of_May
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
12 Mar 2026
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Sometimes you don't crack your egg on your own terms, sometimes the egg cracks by falling off of a cliff. And Umamusume are born to run. Sirius Symboli's trainer is about to have a hard encounter with both of these lessons, and an even harder encounter with the mad doctor who will force her to finally look in the mirror.
My first fic, will be an unknown number of chapters. This is a Long race, not a Sprint.
This will eventually be yuri because I am writing it. It is not currently yuri because it is slow burn because I am writing it. Tags will evolve.Mildest possible CW for casual homophobia mentioned in one scene.
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05 Mar 2026