Crocophant
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In which Shane's trade to the New York Admirals catapults his status as fandom bicycle to new heights, as he is shipped with Scott Hunter, Very Hot Man, Hayden Pike, and Ilya Rozanov. Carter Vaughn is there too, I guess (condoms, towels, water, "good game").
Inspired by alphalupi's work "went home and tried to stalk you on the internet", this is several loosely connected scenes where Shane gets laid with a different hot guy, as in-universe RPF might make it happen. (Carter Vaughn is there, too, watching. Waiting).
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Shepard has bright green hair (most of the time). A collection of vignettes about touching up her hair while on the Normandy.
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- Part 3 of Holiday Harbinger Fics
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Akane has burned, will burn, is burning. But not right now.
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I Like Big Butts (And I Cannot Lie) by Crocophant for commandershakarian
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
01 Feb 2023
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Three times Joker got distracted by Shepard's ass (and one time he was
allowedencouraged to be)Series
- Part 2 of Holiday Harbinger Fics
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Liara Can't Skate, Liara Can't Skate, Liara Cannot Skate by Crocophant for smithy_of_words
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
08 Feb 2021
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Liara is an archaeologist, not a sexy dancer, for a reason, okay? She only reads books and she cannot skate, even if she's reading a how-to-skate book.
Set in a nebulous timeframe where our girls can go on a cute Valentine's Day Ice Skating Date and not worry about the world crashing down around them.
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- Part 1 of Holiday Harbinger Fics
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Haydenov Phone Swap by icopythefax
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Feb 2026
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31 Jan 2026
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Hit the Bricks! Four Things Not to Miss in Lego City Old Town by ellen_fremedon for molybdomantic
Fandoms: LEGO Botanical Garden, LEGO Natural History Museum
08 Dec 2025
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Four moments in Lego-Duplo relations.
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13 Jan 2026
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if you come back, bring a new name for everything by fringe_problems
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Jan 2026
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Of all things, it starts with a tweet. It’s a picture of Scott in a People magazine Sexiest Man of the Year roundup. Not the cover star, but a stylish photoshoot, wearing skintight Under Armour, looking coquettishly over one shoulder. His friend’s tweet reads: “am i crazy or is this low key kind of fruity?”
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Or, Scott and Kip fall in love again.
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- Part 1 of a new name for everything
Bookmarked by Crocophant
07 Jan 2026
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it'll cost you, not enough to bring you down by notlichenthis
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Dec 2025
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"You are Hunter's boyfriend," the guy says, looming. He's holding a glass of vodka that probably costs more than what Kip earns in a day.
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03 Jan 2026
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@MLHTracker by summerblood for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732rozanov defender @gremlinroz
... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63lea @rozanovsss
getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.
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27 Dec 2025