19 Bookmarks by CrunchwrapSupreme

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    A few peculiar interactions with Herbert drag Dan down an inevitable spiral of various realizations that culminates with a lot of naked skin on their shitty cemetery-house couch.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    yes yes YES AHHHH!!! The ghost of H.P. Lovecraft reading over my shoulder is probably pissed but who cares THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!

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    “Robert, don’t look, but there’s a group of weirdos over by the window who bet me that I couldn’t get the number of, and I quote, ‘that gloomy twink at the bar’.”

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    Z-Team unknowingly sends Robert’s ex to flirt with him, not knowing they already know each other, and Robert is all too happy to play along if it means his ex will split his winnings with him. But damn, when did the bar get so hot? Couldn’t have anything to do with Flambae looking like he’s five seconds from lunging over the table and killing someone, right?

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    28 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    YIOPPEE!!!

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    His mouth was suddenly dry.

    “What…? I mean, what would you want from me? If Sybil was alright with it, I mean.”

    Vetinari’s eyes darkened. “Whatever you were willing to offer, Vimes.”

    Vimes remembered the feel of the man's lips against his throat, and understood with dawning horror that he was willing to offer him everything.


    When Vetinari falls under the influence of a poison that lowers inhibitions, he turns to the only man he can trust.

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    27 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Nearly fell off my bed reading this. Like. Legitimately

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    Before anyone reports this post, I got this AMA authorised by posting proof to a mod, so there.

    Hi, Reddit! I’m no-one special, but about 6 months ago, I moved into a flat above a cafe next door to a bookshop, and my life has never been the same since, because the man who runs the bookshop is some sort of ageless (mostly) benevolent eldritch being. By all accounts, he hasn’t aged a day since at least 1944, sometimes he seems to have just too many eyes, and I once saw him turn water into wine (a nice rosé). His coworker / best friend / boyfriend / shadow entity is also definitely some kind of cryptid, but despite trying harder to be a bastard, he’s somehow less successful at it.

    So, if you have any questions about what it’s like to live next door to an eternal bastard man, AMA!

    Or, a cryptid bastard man haunts Reddit, trying to find out how to ask out his crush of the past 6,000 years and getting downvoted to literal oblivion. Just normal stuff on the world wide web.

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    24 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    During a journey to Überwald, Vimes, for the first time, gets to see Vetinari fight. It kindles feelings in him he'd rather leave untouched…

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    24 Dec 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 19

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    Vetinari is taking silent pleasure in being blatant about this, whatever this is. Of course he is. He wonders if he should point this out, but before he has chance to even look around, he is being pressed against the closed door and kissed again.

    -Direct follow-up to Inventory, you might want to read that first-

    [In which Vetinari is a challenge, Vimes is just holding on, and Drumknott deserves a raise]

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    23 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    YIPPEE!!!!!

  7. Public Bookmark 24

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    “Assassins,” he mutters so quietly that it’s barely more than a sigh, and then his eyes flit to Vetinari, because they always do, and because, for once, Vetinari is not looking at him.

     

     

    [in which Vimes stares, Vetinari is stared at, and very little guild business is resolved]

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    23 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holy SHIT!!!!! I’m so cooked over these two

  8. Public Bookmark 13

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    Vetinari invites Vimes to dinner.

    Spoiler: They don't make it to dessert.


    Just some fluff, feelings and very tame smut. There's also some spoilers for Night Watch, but otherwise it's pretty much unrelated to canon.

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    23 Dec 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 8

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    Sometimes even your untouchable tyrant just needs a hug (and maybe a little more).

    For the prompt 'touch starved'.

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    23 Dec 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 16

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    And besides, he has known Vetinari for a long time, and he would be willing to bet that he will be working over Hogswatch, too. Holidays are for happy couples and children and people like that, not grumpy old bastards who sacrificed their lives to the city many years ago.

    [In which Vimes has an epiphany, Vetinari is very patient, and Drumknott needs a drink]

    Number four of Arcane's festive fics 2025. Happy Hogswatch!

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    23 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I FEEL SO FESTIVE!!!

  11. Public Bookmark 14

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    “That’s what I mean. You’re fine to work on the toughest case we’ve got, though? I can wind you up, but the Butcher won’t?”

    Noel presses his lips together. “I’m capable of keeping my life and the case separate.”

    “But you treat the case like your life depends on it,” he sighs, exasperation in his voice. “What’s in this for you, Finley? What are you trying to prove?”

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    The first time Noel and the Butcher meet face-to-face is in a slaughterhouse.

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    18 Dec 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 24

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    After the dust has settled, Noel finds that he has a pest problem. In this case, the 'pest' is a killer for hire who sees something in Noel that Noel would rather leave alone. Unfortunately, one fine day in New York, Collins makes Noel an offer that he can't refuse.

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    17 Dec 2025

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    Set sometime during season one.

    Reid wrapped his fingers around the pool cue and stared hard at the table. He drew lines with his eyes from the cue ball to the others and from there to the pocket, letting his mind slip into the pure math that was the true base of pool. He could sink the 6 and the 5 in one shot. He knew the angle, knew how much spin he had to give both balls, knew how much force to exert down to the third decimal.

    “Hey, pretty boy,” Morgan called from across the table, leaning on his pool cue and smirking. Reid glared at him - he was distracting and Reid didn’t want to have to do the math over. “They’re not gonna sink themselves.”

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    16 Dec 2025

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    Done for a prompt. Agent Todd is with the team while JJ is on maternity leave. She has her eye on the delectable Derek Morgan. The only problem is she is oblivious to the fact that the man is taken, and has annoyed the resident genius with her behaviour.

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    13 Dec 2025

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    Blanc returns from Greece and enjoys the solace of a very pleasant domestic arrangement.

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    13 Dec 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 60

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    Morgan and Reid get trapped in a rural church during a storm.

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    13 Dec 2025

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    Reid goes with Morgan to his 20 year high school reunion.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    When Viktor makes the reluctant decision to move back to Piltover after six years to be a professor at The Academy, he's forced to share an office with none other than his former lab partner Jayce Talis, the very man who caused him to leave Piltover in the first place.

    (modern professors AU)

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    07 Jan 2025

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    Long one, but the bestest

  19. Public Bookmark 5

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    Teddy goes to visit Colin when Colin is shut away in his apartment and they are soft together :]

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    08 Oct 2024

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