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  1. Rec 27

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    Keralis would get close, though. Occasionally. So would Hypno– particularly when he was tired, which was often.

    But they were at a stalemate. No one would ever win.

    OR: There are two hypnotists on the Hermitcraft server and- though all the evidence points to each being immune to the other- they remain determined to prove that wrong.

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    12 Oct 2025

  2. Rec *

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    In Which Keralis Is A Lovecraftian Nightmare And Problems Occur Because Of It.

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    09 Oct 2025

  3. Rec 50

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    Boothill doesn't consider himself a romantic, but something about the stranger screams coming home to a bouquet of roses and soft kisses into the night, an aura of domesticity. His red hair falls over his shoulders like they belong there, and the color of warm blood has never looked so beautiful.

    “Forking hell,” Boothill murmurs, eyes wide.

    “Pick your jaw up off the floor, dearest,” the beautiful stranger remarks, raising Boothill's arm to inspect the chamber in which his revolver is held. “You'll catch flies.” He smiles with too-sharp teeth, something dark glinting alongside that playfulness in his narrowed eyes. It's a familiar expression: a predator having found his prey.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    Nevertheless, if anyone in Amphoreus ever did find themselves on the receiving end of Phainon’s actual wrath, and unless they shared Mydei’s gift of immortality, they probably wouldn’t live to see the next Entry Hour. Probably wouldn't want to either.

    Honestly, Mydei wanted to test that theory.

    Pushing Phainon's buttons becomes one of Mydei's favourite pastimes.

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    09 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Not just couples,” says Kohaku, jaded beyond his years. “There are all sorts o’ affairs goin’ on ‘round here.”

    Aira almost falls out of his seat. “Seriously?!”

    “‘Course, it’s no surprise,” he continues. “Ya hear ‘bout this sort o’ thing happenin’ in places where lots o' active young people are gathered, like Olympic Villages an’ such. They say it gets even more heated when there’s competition involved, or some kinda high-stakes conflict. It’s human nature to start lookin’ for ways to relieve stress.”

    “Who hooked up with who?” Aira blurts out, before furiously shaking his head. “Wait, don’t tell me! It’s an invasion of privacy, and I’ll never be able to look at everyone the same once I know!”

    (Nobody in the ES dorms can ever successfully get laid, or even share a romantic moment together, but it's sure not for lack of trying.)

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