CursedCatJoules
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Take one Radio Demon and one King of Hell, each on the verge of either ripping off each other's heads or clothes (they certainly can't tell which).
Add a very drunk Niffty,
a pair of magical handcuffs,
and a whole stack of in-universe RadioApple fanfiction,
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Approximately half of Hell's population bleeds once a month, a carryover from their time on Earth. An enterprising cannibal might take advantage of such a feast.
And when angelic blood becomes part of the menu? Oh, this will be fun.(In which Alastor eats everyone's periods, and learns some things about himself along the way.)
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Waddle Waddle by CursedCatJoules
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), The Duck Song - Bryant Oden (Song)
04 Nov 2025
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"Got any grapes?" Alastor asked, the same as he had for the past three days.
What the FUCK did that guy want!?
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One thing Alastor has learned over his decades in Hell: when Rosie gets bored, he never quite knows how the rest of his day will go.
Case in point:
"Rosie, what in blazes are you wearing."
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08 - when you gaze into your navel, sometimes the navel gazes back by CursedCatJoules
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 Oct 2025
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[Continuation of the Round Robin RadioApple multi-author series]
Lucifer was no stranger to depressive spirals, but this was his first since coming to the hotel. He couldn't escape the sounds of life going on around him, of time passing by, heedless of his immortality.
He had to get his shit together.
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In which Charlie accidentally wingmans for her father, and Alastor gains a new fixation.
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After all is done and the hotel is back in business, Alastor misses the easy fun he'd had rolling around in the chair he'd been tied up in while at V tower.
So, he goes back to get it.Bookmarked by CursedCatJoules
05 Mar 2026
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You searched for this, didn't you?
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05 Mar 2026
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While Alastor is at an Overlord meeting, he leaves his shadow with Lucifer. Things should be fine... except for the part where Alastor feels everything his shadow feels. And sometimes, Lucifer just wants to get creative with their sex life.
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Lucifer and Alastor's Shadow 69 while Alastor is at an Overlord meeting. It's about as hot as you'd expect.
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27 Feb 2026
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“You know what I should do?” Adam asked conspiratorially, leaning his face even closer to Alastor's. If Alastor was biologically female, then... "I should cum inside you. Deep inside your unworthy fucking demon cunt. Maybe I'll even do it a few times over." He grinned, meaningly putting a hand on Alastor's skinny naked abdomen. “And then, I'll send you back to Lucifer with a surprise present in your stomach.”
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Lucifer loved children, and would have happily raised another after Charlie. But these were the worst possible circumstances.
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26 Feb 2026
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Lucifer finds Alastor asleep and can't resist the temptation.
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- Part 50 of My hazbin hotel fics
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26 Feb 2026