Cursed_furbee
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
There are many ways to start a story. The good ones usually come with a bang.
In my particular scenario, it comes with a pathetic sizzle and a whine.
***
A few weeks ago, if anyone suggested that instead of vivisecting a being from another world with unexplainable nullification powers, I'd end up working, dancing, and even enjoying her homemade pancakes with her, I'd slit their throat on the spot. And turn their vocal cords into a new lyre for Pantalone (that posh fat cat always had a thing for gruesome gifts).
Now, it appears that the only person requiring serious internal rearrangements is me.
Bookmarked by Cursed_furbee
24 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
When Yusami finds out she's been dropped into the Naruto universe, she doesn't know if she should feel relieved or cheated to have missed out on all of the cool ninja stuff.
"Both" she decides as she looks down at her favorite customer and wonders how she can sneak extra veggies into his bag without him noticing, "Definitely both."
Or: a self-insert becomes a simple grocer in Konohagakure and decides that if no one else is going to adopt the baby protagonist, then it's free real estate.
Featuring: a civilian woman beating Danzou at his own game, Naruto finding the love he's always deserved, and a hefty amount of ANBU operatives wondering if the Uchiha are accepting volunteers for that little coup/revolution.
Series
- Part 1 of Take This Hearth and Make a Home
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,842
- Chapters:
- 10/?
- Collections:
- 78
- Comments:
- 2,016
- Kudos:
- 10,615
- Bookmarks:
- 4,688
- Hits:
- 195,798
Bookmarked by Cursed_furbee
13 Feb 2026
-
Unseen Heroics by melinaismelina06
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
Wanderer is enjoying his second chance, he is grateful to Nahida for letting him work by her side and vows to continue to study diligently at the Akademia. However, this plan is left on hold when Nahida approaches him with a task, enroll at UA as a student and protect the heroes in training from the rising criminal group known as the League of Villains.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 200,867
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Comments:
- 630
- Kudos:
- 2,534
- Bookmarks:
- 299
- Hits:
- 81,764
Bookmarked by Cursed_furbee
08 Feb 2026
-
undo, underdog by Raayide
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
UA has a rule—no quirkless students. It was added years ago, after much hemming and hawing about safety concerns and lessening blame in the inevitable circumstance of death. There's no real reason to remove it, not as the percentage of quirkless people plummets further and further.
Of course, this rule doesn't actually matter to Izuku, because he's got an analysis quirk.
As far as anyone knows.
The Plan is simple: have a quirk, become a hero, and avoid anyone who could disprove those first two things.
In hindsight, UA isn't a great choice. And that's before the villains.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,257
- Chapters:
- 2/4
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 233
- Kudos:
- 684
- Bookmarks:
- 259
- Hits:
- 6,887
Bookmarked by Cursed_furbee
05 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 559,991
- Chapters:
- 46/46
- Collections:
- 55
- Comments:
- 29,302
- Kudos:
- 46,957
- Bookmarks:
- 7,570
- Hits:
- 2,120,402
Bookmarked by Cursed_furbee
25 Jan 2026