Cyrus_The_Virus
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Get Me Off of This Ship!!!!! by Cyrus_The_Virus for SurrealSupernaturalist
Fandoms: Star Trek
13 Sep 2025
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houston we have @a.problem
GET ME OFF OF THIS BRIDGE!!!!!! The captain is flirting with lt uhura and shes flirting with commander spockinvented in @russia
chief the captain is behind you watching you type thishouston we have @a.problem
oh god. Oh fuck. Captain please dont court martial me.-
a ship twitter au where each starship with large enough crews has a ship specific internet and social media and the main character is an SIOC going through it, told via his ship tweets -
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Turns out avatars have a sort of CPS but for new avatars going on.
It also turns out that Elias, as Jon's avatar 'parent', is a deadbeat and unfit to help him be a proper avatar.
Jon finds this out when Simon Fairchild breaks down Elias' door and Breekon and Hope take him to a safe house.
Features: found family, Elias Bouchard being a bastard, NotSasha, worldbuilding, etc etc
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Peanut Gallery by Cyrus_The_Virus
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Aug 2022
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Katsuki wakes up in front of something he'd never thought possible.
A younger him and Deku being friends again.
Too bad that it turns sickening and fatal fast.
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bakugou is put through time loops of every time an alternate version of himself has ever killed midoriya
it gets bad, quick
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- Part 1 of Kacchan and Deku get #Rekt
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Mxdistortion: ok who sold my marriage certificate, i know it was one of you assholes
Oh?clown?: i am Looking at jonny
Mechman: fuck you nikola
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“Let’s sneak them all out! Old Man Magnus and Wheezy Lukas go to sleep early, and that evil bitch doesn’t care where Gerry is, or with who, as long as he doesn’t report her to the police! Let’s do it! Come on, Mikey!”
“His name’s not actually Magnus-”
She tsks at him and slaps a hand over their mouth. Zey’re tempted to lick it, which they proceed to do. She yelps and hits him on the shoulder.
“You bastard! That’s disgusting! So I’m taking that as a yes?”
Series
- Part 1 of Weirdish Highschool TMA
Recent series
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The Plant Cult Dorms by Ace_of_spades_627, Cyrus_The_Virus, DoctorDay, ghostbun, KlariontheWitchboi, Kool_aid_kid, Lex_Perseph0ne, nerd2345, Noirstruck, orphan_account, Plantsandpaints, RogueDruid (Icarius51), Stresic, Verassi
Fandom No Fandom, Plant Cult, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Dec 2018
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- 2,694
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
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Cyrus' Crack Fics by Cyrus_The_Virus, violentlypan
Fandom No Fandom, Plant Cult, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Apr 2019
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A bunch of crackfics by yours truly!
Most of them aren't beta read and not long at all lmao
- Words:
- 3,684
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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Kacchan and Deku get #Rekt by Cyrus_The_Virus
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Aug 2022
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Katsuki and Izuku are put through 'time loops' where they experience lessons they have to learn.
Katsuki's lesson is a lot easier to learn than Izuku's.
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 25
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BNHA Omegaverse, but better by Cyrus_The_Virus
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Dec 2020
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im sick of typical omegaverse fics that deal mostly with heats and other grossness of the whole trope
in this series ill focus more on familial and platonic dynamics and just general things, ill also make use of the small trope of nesting frenzies which arent as well known
mostly, this series will be fluffy and wont feature smut, the most nsfw youll get in this series is a kiss or a scene change that implies smut is going to happen
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- 12,004
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this is just a fun little series of oneshots set around tma characters in highschool and their misadventures and whatnot
the fears still exist but theyre a lot weaker and are more akin to fear hamsters, can still hurt you but not that badly, than fear hippos, can and will kill you for doing nothing but existing
jonah magnus is a ghost and elias bouchard is a bastard just because hes like that
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He left the farm.
He kept the faith.
He never went back.- Words:
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Bookmarked by Cyrus_The_Virus
05 Feb 2026
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So people like me? The average Joe whose granddad wasn’t exposed to experimental radiation or fell into a toxic river, or was born under the star or Orias or something? We’re the soap bubbles. The thin paper people who still get torn, punctured, burned, and broken when not handled with care.
It sucks. But that’s also true of life. So it's not a huge deal.
It just means you have to be smart.
I'm Robert Robertson the Third, and I'm Mecha Man.
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One part novelization, one part character deconstruction, two parts world-build and juuust a dash of AU reinterpretations. All from the mind of an author feral for the Dispatch universe.
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"The fall of Uzushio collapsed our economy, our protections. You might think I'm being rosy, but they really cared about us. And they knew how to party. You know they had a seal that could swap body parts? Wildest night of my life,” the boatman’s eyes go distant for a long moment, “...but you kids are too young to hear about that.
“Anyway,” he continues, “our economy’s been a shambles since; maybe gets going for a year or two before it collapses again. No security of stability, so assholes like Gato think they can waltz in here and take charge. Boy, he'd be singing a different tune if the Uzumaki were still around."
Sakura’s eyes widen a bit at that, and even Sasuke looks up. Naruto opens his mouth to say something, but Kakashi puts a firm hand on his shoulder.
“What an… illuminating piece of history,” says Kakashi, “Thank you for sharing.”
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(Kiri may have won the battle, but not the war. The island of Uzushio might not be as dead as previously believed.
All Kakashi knows now is that he really should have refused that mission to Wave.
An island lives, people change, foxes laugh, and Team Seven goes on a wild journey!)
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The Sea is Wine Red by gotham_girl
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Odyssey - Homer, The Iliad - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
09 Jan 2026
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Getting transported to the past? Tricky. Getting transported to the past with old gods who are fascinated by you? Trickier. Getting transported to the middle of the Trojan War and you and your girlfriend are on different sides? Now that's just mean.
Or, Annabeth and Percy travel back to Ancient Greece during the Trojan War, but end up on opposite sides due to conniving parents and old god grudges. The gods are much more possessive than either child remember them being.
Series
- Part 1 of Sailing on the Winds of Change
- Part 2 of Gotham Girl's PJO Fics
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two kids loose in ba sing se (what will they do) by discordiansamba
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
07 Dec 2024
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Before, Lao Beifong would have never considered bringing Toph with him to Ba Sing Se. It just wasn't safe.
It turns out that your daughter having her own personal bodyguard changes things.
(or, long feng gets a headache)
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- Part 9 of kintsugi