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Takayanagi Kyoichiro swears he's not suicidal, he's simply a suicide enthusiast. He can admit, however, that suicide via carbon-monoxide poisoning might have been more pleasant than getting flattened by a 600-pound truck.
Ah, well, he's here anyway, he might as well enjoy the happy retirement life he didn't get to have before.
Unfortunately, he has landed right in the middle of wartime, and there are homicidal ninja coming in for his advice. Just because he was a high school counselor and teacher who knew how to deal with emotionally unstable teenagers doesn't mean he actually enjoys the job, so please go away, thank you.
TLDR; A former assassin-turned-ethics-teacher reincarnates into a world of ninjas and decides to enjoy retirement. However, these trigger-happy ninja won't leave him alone...
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- Part 1 of Original work-verse
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24 Feb 2026
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Tristan Hughes- charming family man, highly successful contract lawyer and consummate serial killer- opened his eyes as Haruno Sakura, a child in a world where professional assassins were treated as heroes and she smiled.
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- Part 1 of Red Splatter on Pink
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21 Feb 2026
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Monkeys, Gods, and Average Humans by Anonymous
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
10 Feb 2024
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“Why doesn’t he just take over the world?” Gojo asks.
Kusuke imagines a little Warp-cat popping up over his brother’s shoulder: “Yeah, why don’t you do that thing that everyone’s always telling you not to do because it’s morally wrong and also would bring you no joy because you don’t want to do it and also would actively impede your efforts to tie yourself to normality? Why aren’t you doing that?”
It’s the stupidest question he’s ever heard. Only a monster would take over the world. Kusuo, who is a god, already owns the world. He doesn’t need to take over anything.
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20 Feb 2026
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Were his prayers answered? After ten years of begging and pleading at the universe to help him?
“I’m—”
And his voice gets stuck on his throat to the point he has to clear it to try speak again.
“I’m an Uchiha… I’m Sasuke Uchiha.”
The man lowers his sword.
“Forgive us, but we will have to check on your identity when we get to the camp,” the man says, stepping forward and offering Sasuke a hand to stand up. "However, until then, welcome home.”Or, after the war is over and everything is said and done, Sasuke is terrified of getting dragged back to Konoha and prays for things to be different. The next time he opens his eyes, he’s a hundred years in the past—surrounded by kin and, most importantly, Madara Uchiha.
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20 Feb 2026
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It's a self insert fic. You know the drill.
Featuring a grumpy protagonist who wants mochi, clean socks, and to maintain possession of their life and eyeballs in that order, a troll-dad sensei who's genuinely trying to understand the pint sized weirdos he's been saddled with but isn't sure where to start, and two team mates who are honest to god twelve year olds who canonically didn't mature until after the handy dandy time skip.
Where, please, is the unsubscribe button, because I'd like to request a different afterlife.
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- Part 1 of Wisdom 'Verse
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19 Feb 2026