9 Works by Dancing_Burnt_Toast

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    This isn't fucking normal, but nothing will ever be normal again.

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    735
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    18
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    1
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    Stede’s expression softened. “It’s just- I wouldn’t have thought that was something you would have ever…” he pursed his lips together, trying to find the right words. “Considered?”

    “Wasn’t sure if I even could, to be honest,” Ed was pushing forty, and this would have been a stretch even if he hadn’t lived so rough. He pressed a hand to his right hip, feeling the snarled raised skin. He supposed he really had missed the important bits.
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    Just because you start a new adventure doesn't mean you leave your past behind.

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    English
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    20,578
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    72
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    265
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    36
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    “I couldn’t very well let you drown, Ed,” Stede insisted.
    Ed grumbled with frustration. He tried to make more space between Stede and himself on the sandy beach but stopped when his brace-less knee buckled. “Your crew comes to pick you up, you go back to your bloody ship, and I go back to mine.”
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    Stede was face to face with a man, with the first person he’d ever fallen in love with, who he’d undoubtedly wronged and who now absolutely hated his guts.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    9
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    118
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    10
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    1,264
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    “Hi, Ed,” Stede Bonnet was facing him, the reflection of the flames dancing in his eyes.

    “You’re supposed to be dead,” Blackbeard muttered through grit teeth, eyes wide. His heart twinged with something that was either rage or relief.
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    Edward Teach was not expecting to see Stede Bonnet again, especially not after being plucked out of the sea and bleeding half to death. Ed isn't eager to accept his apology, but Stede is nothing if not persistent.

    Language:
    English
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    1,121
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    “Christ, what on earth are you doing?” Stede exclaimed.
    Ed was standing, with an expression that was half triumphant and half-insane, a handful of beard (now jagged and bare in patches) in one of his hands and a pair of scissors in the other.
    “They’re looking for Blackbeard, aren’t they?” the scissors clipped off another handful of hair that soon met the pile forming on the floor.
    Stede shook his head and gestured for the scissors “No, no, no. Let me show you how it’s done.”

    Language:
    English
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    818
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    744
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    He knows that phoenixes can raise from the dead, but he wonders if they ever needed help reassembling themselves.

    Language:
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    2,095
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    858
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    She stayed by his side after the service, enduring the line of “Sorry for your loss,” a conveyor belt of sympathy.
    "We're partners, Phil," she had explained. "Whether that's on the mats, in the field, or whatever comes your way, I'm right next to you."
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    When everything had been simple and him doing the same for her had merely been a hypothetical.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,239
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    522
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    Bruce was glad he had set down the welding gun a few moments earlier because otherwise he would have surely dropped it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    165
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,708
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    Bellatrix was sure that Lord Voldemort would return. But when her beliefs are confirmed, she learns some very unconcerting information.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,726
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    259
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,894

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