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Take What You Can Get by weatheredwaffle
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Jan 2026
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Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.
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Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.
A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.
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- English
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- 38,959
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- 13/13
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- 371
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- 1,546
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26 Feb 2026
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Domestic Bliss and Other Luxuries by holdingbreaths
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Mar 2026
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Peter moves in with Wade: it's meant to be a temporary solution for an urgent problem.
Out of boredom, he cleans around the apartment.
Wade compliments him in a very particular way.
This is a huge mistake for everyone involved.
Follow our hero through a series of everyday domestic snippets about praise, accidental power dynamics, denial, and the deeply inconvenient realization that Spider-Man may enjoy being a housewife.
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- English
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- 32,382
- Chapters:
- 30/35
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22 Feb 2026
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After a long, bloody war, Draco Malfoy just wants to do something good with his life for a change, and resolves to become a healer. But magical society refuses to make it easy for him, and an increasingly dramatic series of events—all of them instigated by Harry Potter—get him kicked out of med school, force him to live in exile, and threaten to destroy the new life he’s trying so desperately to build.
But Harry isn’t instigating anything—at least not on purpose. He’s just trying to work up the nerve to ask him out. His efforts don’t appear to be going great.
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- English
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- 46,830
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- 3/3
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- 509
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20 Feb 2026
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Jerusalem had fallen. Now, on top of the indignity of having to walk - walk! - to Alexandria to avoid getting shot out of the sky, Yusuf al-Kaysani has the double misfortune of being saddled with a filthy, empty-headed, exasperating Frank who doesn't even seem to know what his wings are for.
But after an explosion of temper reveals something about his enemy that Yusuf could never have fathomed in a thousand years, Yusuf finds himself looking at his companion in a whole new light. Suddenly tasked with helping Nicolo achieve a dream, an unexpected spark of compassion is born, that leads to forgiveness, to friendship, to all and more.
Every love story is a kind of dance.
Or - Yusuf and Nicolo live in a world where everyone has wings. It changes a lot about their world, and nothing about them.
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- English
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- 145,013
- Chapters:
- 33/33
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- 331
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- 442
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04 Dec 2025
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Mercy by geneticallydead
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
10 Apr 2022
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Hannibal Lecter becoming Will’s psychiatrist after the Hobbs shooting was a near miss.
Instead, Will managed to insist Alana became his therapist, and Jack brought Hannibal Lecter on as a consultant on the Chesapeake Ripper instead - and he immediately made his interest in Will known.
The problem with Hannibal Lecter, Will decided, wasn’t so much that he was an arrogant, overdressed, snobbish Alpha psychiatrist, but that he had no right smelling as good as he did. Will had felt a sharp stab of attraction, walking into Jack’s office the first time they met, which was not like him at all.
Then the man opened his mouth.
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Or, one where Hannibal falls in love, and is blatantly obvious and transparent about it.
A curtain fic that grew legs, a plot and an alternate timeline. Complete.
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- Part 1 of Acts of Mercy
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Sixteen years ago, a wicked fairy condemned the Princess Aurora to die. A few days ago, defeated by Prince Philip and the Good Fairies, the wicked fairy Maleficent was confined to the dungeons of King Stefan's castle to await her own death sentence.
In her final hours, Maleficent offers the princess a bargain. Her decision will lead her down paths she never could have dreamed.
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- English
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- 250,103
- Chapters:
- 36/36
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- 342
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21 Jul 2025
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Every child is born with the name of their true love in the palm of their hand, but the marks on the palm of Elsa's hand are broken and meaningless, and it must be kept secret.
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- English
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- 15,292
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- 11/11
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- 13
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- 551
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27 Jun 2025
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He doesn't know his name, he doesn't know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he's on the run with. But he's pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.
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- 33,090
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- 1/1
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- 24
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- 1,523
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17 Jun 2025
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"Wait a minute, you're not a woman!" The kidnapper gapes at Kakashi's very flat chest and the clear absence of boobs.
"Ohhh, you wanted the woman," he blinks up at them, "that would be my partner in the green."
"Impossible!" Another bandit points a wickedly curved blade at Kakashi's face. "That was the manliest man I have ever laid eyes upon!"
"Is it the eyebrows?" Kakashi manages to ask before he's knocked unconscious again.
(Where Maito Gai is born a girl, and not much actually change.)
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- 125
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04 Mar 2025
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A year after Jiraiya's death, a new Icha Icha volume gets published. Self-declared Number One Fan, Hatake Kakashi, grows suspicious, but keeps buying them anyway.
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- English
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- 9,167
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- 1/1
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- 296
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- 11,587
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03 Mar 2025
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Sasuke starts calling Naruto "the missus" behind his back two months after moving in with him. It was, in retrospect, akin to ritual suicide.
Now a podfic by the amazing Anna Podfics!
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- 2,208
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- 1/1
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- 192
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- 124,001
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03 Mar 2025
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“What day is it?” Derek demanded.
“What?”
“The day! What day is today?!” Derek let Stiles go, but only so he could reach into his pocket and pull out his phone. He tapped at the home screen, and then went so perfectly still that Stiles was pretty sure this guy wasn’t human. No human could stand that still.
When it was clear Derek wasn’t going to move again without some prompting, Stiles said, “It’s Wednesday.”
“That’s impossible,” Derek whispered.
“Not really, it comes around every seven days.”
“This is impossible,” Derek said again, looking around himself, as if he was searching for something.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 533
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- 47,562
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08 Feb 2025
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31 Jan 2025
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Danny Fenton is in college. He's left Phantom behind, and Amity Park with it. He's onto a better life now. A college degree. A daily routine that doesn't involve ghosts and fighting. That is, until someone from his past comes roaring into his present, and he might've taken all the wrong parts of Amity Park with him.
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- English
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- 76,470
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- 21/21
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- 628
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- 2,553
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24 Jan 2025
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Harry does not give up the Horcrux when he dies.
Can goodness be a hero’s tragic flaw?
Moved by compassion, he embraces it instead.
Can forgiveness be a gift unconsciously granted?
What follows next, he could not predict. He’s not sure he ever really had a choice in the matter.
Can love exist, even flourish, in a heart that does not give its consent?
The world Harry wakes up to is not like the one he remembers.
This is a horror story.
And his captor is neither the same as he was, nor as different as he would like.
This is a love story.
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- English
- Words:
- 217,422
- Chapters:
- 39/39
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- 21
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- 3,800
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- 7,269
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03 Jan 2025
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When Harry Potter unintentionally severs their soulbond before it can fully form, Draco Malfoy resigns himself to a slow death and decides not to burden Harry with a soulmate he's made it very clear he doesn't want.
He's never been selfless before, but for Harry, he can try.
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- 20,730
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- 1/1
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- 97
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- 1,896
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13 Dec 2024
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Either must die at the hand of the other by Metalomagnetic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jun 2022
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Voldemort survives the Battle of Hogwarts because Harry Potter had not been the one to kill him, as the prophecy demands.
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- Part 1 of Either must die
- Language:
- English
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- 260,011
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Collections:
- 49
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- 6,074
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- 13,095
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- 443,951
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11 Dec 2024
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After an accident at work, Draco finds that two decades of his memories have been temporarily wiped. His Healers are reluctant to tell him the identity of his mystery husband, thinking he’ll react badly.
Oh, how wrong they are.
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- English
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- 1/1
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09 Dec 2024
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One would think traveling 52 years into the past would allow Harry some much desired anonymity, but unfortunately the malfunctioning Triwizard Cup spat Harry out on the quidditch pitch in the middle of a game. There's no lying about his provenance while a shiny plaque on the base of the Cup announces to everyone he is 'Harry Potter, Hogwarts Champion, 1994.'
Swept up by the ministry and sworn to secrecy by the Unspeakables, Harry is left to navigate the past on his own. Good thing his great-grandparents are willing to take him in - even if they're a little more into blood purity than Harry had expected - and Hogwarts is willing to welcome him back - even if he's a novelty to everyone as the time traveling Champion.
At least Harry will have the familiarity of Gryffindor Tower to ease his homesickness. Or he would, if the sorting hat hadn't put him in Slytherin, where he's forced to share a dorm with none other than Tom Riddle.
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In which Harry is determined to prevent Voldemort's rise, even if he has to stalk, bribe, threaten, and marry Tom Riddle to do it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 90,346
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 1,392
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- 13,619
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- 4,225
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- 271,110
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07 Dec 2024
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Everyone's back for 8th year, and Harry and his friends seem determined to spend their last year in school running around at night, hyped up on coffee and alcohol and Honeydukes candy, doing all the childish things they didn't have the chance to do before. Draco watches as he's always watched: from afar, quiet and bitter and hopelessly in love. That is, until Pansy decides she's had quite enough of it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 107,373
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 1,332
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- 10,458
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- 2,897
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- 313,068
Bookmarked by Derangedpixel
25 Nov 2024