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Coulomb's Law by Deuceposter
Fandoms: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game), Arknights: Endfield
25 Feb 2026
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With the Hongshan Scientific Survey's expansion complete for this cycle, the Endministrator prepares to return to the Dijiang. He leaves behind what he hopes will become a thriving scientific community eager to unlock the mysteries of Talos-II, as well as a protege that he hopes someday will lead the next big breakthroughs. Zhuang Fangyi was a quick study, a curious mind, and was a more than eager student: it was easy to see why he had been drawn to her in the first place. He took the young Tianshi under his wing and taught her what she'd need to become one of the most daring researchers of her age- or at least that was his hope for the future.
Yet despite all his foresight, the Endministrator never anticipated the human effect he would have on her.
And with all the hindsight now, he...Series
- Part 59 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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Lin Yühsia, daughter of the Rat King and the soon-to-be queen of the Lungmen underworld herself, has been quite the beneficial ally for Rhodes island. Ever since the Chernobog crisis and Ch'en's self-imposed exile, Lin has been a constant contact and frequent guest on the landship. At first you think it's because she's been sent by Wei to spy on the wayward daughter. She frequents your office, poking around in Ch'en's business, prodding you with easy-to-excuse questions about the Lung's where-abouts and doing.
And out of the blue one day you arrive at your office one day to find Lin sitting on your desk, one leg crossed over the other, a sharp and inquisitve look on her face as she says, "I know what you and Ch'en have been doing. I wish to make a proposal..."
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- Part 58 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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Midwinter's Solstice in Kjerag is a time of revelry, joy, and warmth. A time to be with family, give gifts, and shelter from the harsh winter's bite with the love of one another. At Enciode's behest, it's also a night for those at Rhodes Island to unwind after a long and arduous year at Rhodes Island; a party to help unwind and ready for the coming year.
But for some it's also a time to make family with one another too-
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- Part 57 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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Maybe we're fools. by Deuceposter
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
28 Nov 2025
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King Halo is not her mother.
They might call her a fool for trying to live up to such a pedigree- hell they might call me a fool for believing in her as strongly as I do. Blind-leading-the-blind, the danger of abject faith, a critical failing of self-reflection... whatever they say about us now won't matter. What matters is her living up to her own happiness, and we will stumble and fall along the way. What matters is that we both pick ourselves up, dust each other off, and try again.
Because my King is not her mother, she only needs to realize that.Series
- Part 2 of Horny on Main: Uma Musume
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Emotional Experimentation by Deuceposter
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
16 Oct 2025
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I don't know why I ever agree to her sometimes when I know what the outcome's going to be 90% of the time.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, expecting things to change... right?
I'll drink, I'll black out, wake up chained to a chair like the last time, and Tachyon will cackle and ramble about the latest experiment being a flop.
But... if it's for her...
Yeah, that's why I always agree, isn't it? It's because it's her.[Read chapter tags for which are smut and which are fluff!]
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- Part 1 of Horny on Main: Uma Musume
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Her mom used to say, "Under clear skies and white sands, we'll always be together. Family."
Except there was no clear sky above the industrial districts of Trimounts, no sands to stand on either.
Her dad always told her, "Know your role, do your duty, and you will live peaceful and happy."
But she always questioned her role in the world up until the day she struck out on her own. Pioneer, ranger, mercenary; Amina never let anything define who she was- a point of pride that she wore even as she shed uniforms and the ideals they represented.
... and perhaps that's why she'd become so restless? Perhaps that's why, when offered a job that'd take her back home... she took it without a second thought. It will be a long ride to Sargon, hopefully long enough for her to think of just what to say to them.
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How fortunate.
Just finished a job, got paid, got some drinking in, and not once did you get spotted or ID'd. Hell, you've even been drinking alongside a cop -a particularly hot looking bombshell of a pig- and not once did you get flagged for the "negative element" you are! Emboldened by the good luck, you even drink with the auburn woman, noting just how drunk she's getting.
So when you escort her back to her patrol car like a good Samaritan would, she never notices you grabbing her firearm from her holster, nor does she realize you've "escorted" her to a secluded alley, hell the off-duty officer doesn't even register what kind of situation she's in...
Not until you've got her at gunpoint, at least.
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- Part 10 of Horny on Main: Girls' Frontline Edition
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A miraculous birth. A twisting of prophecies. A family earned after years of suffering.
This is the story of a family that was never meant to be, yet here they are.
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- Part 2 of The Yelena Good Ending
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She is your faithful bodyguard. She is your weapon ready to be thrown into a fray. She is with you every moment she can spare, ready to give her everything. You want her, your Senomy, to know just how much that means to you.
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- Part 1 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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You know why Ascalon's been assigned to you; she's the best bodyguard on Rhodes Island. Quiet, calm, efficient, loyal, and most importantly invisible when the time requires. No better operator to guard a high-profile VIP such as yourself.
But the other -more unspoken- reason is most certainly her own- she's waiting for the moment you reveal your true intentions... so that she can plunge the blade into your heart and slay one last traitor.
The only problem with her plan is, what if your true intentions are more... personal for her?
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- Part 56 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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It’s been quite some time since Philae has joined Rhodes Island in search of her ‘River of Life’. The blonde Sarkaz has journeyed far and wide at your side, a grand pilgrimage across Terra in search of her truest calling. A quest that seems to imply eventually she will move on with.
Yet after countless adventures and battles that add to her already voluminous stories, what more does she really have to experience here anymore?
... so are you going to be the one to hold Philae back from her pilgrimage, or will you let her go to flow downriver once again?
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- Part 55 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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Sleepwalking through life, Dorothy always dreamt of wondrous things, amazing things, things she’s shared and things that she’s kept secret from all. The tear in her heart gave birth to her latest fantasy; a chance for all to share with one another without barrier. Interconnectedness… yes, she wishes for that beautiful interconnectedness between everyone on Terra. An end to the pain, suffering, and hate… a chance to spare others the suffering she's felt.
A failure... the consequence of reaching too far, too fast.
But dreaming the same beautiful future with just one other? A fresh start? A chance to make a new home, a new family, a new way to reach out and touch the lives of others…
Perhaps she should have begun with that first before reaching for the stars.
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- Part 38 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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A competent officer leads and inspires their soldiers. A competent officer learns about and understands their soldiers. But a competent officer does not fraternize with their soldiers. A competent officer does not let themselves be compromised. He had forgotten those words.
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You don't get what some of the other operators say about Doctor Search. Rhodes Island's head therapist is an excellent listener, sage in her advice, and -if you are being honest with yourself- quite beautiful to boot. Your sessions always leave you feeling more confident despite everything else in your life going on, and she's never once made you feel any less of yourself.
Except... those doubts she so easily dispels? They've been creeping in more as of late...
But that just means you'll happily require her services.
Again,
and again,
and again...
for as long as it takes.Series
- Part 54 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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Everything's turning up Robin, lately.
Rhodes Island taking a job in Columbia leading the ship to dock in the heart of cinema, Wrankwood itself? Being taken on a whirlwind tour alongside the Doctor as his bodyguard (and date)? After years of feeling so stagnant, of having to claw her way through every single day, it's beyond a dream- it's something she never thought that could happen to her.
And now, at her pop's own insistence, you and Robin are going to top the unforgettable day with a meal at an exclusive, reservation-only restaurant.
Yeah, everything seems to be falling into place for Robin, finally. There's just one last memory to make, a cherry on top- but it might not be exactly what her dad wanted it to be.
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- Part 53 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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A Clear Voice by Deuceposter
Fandoms: 少女前线 | Girls' Frontline (Video Game), Girls' Frontline 2: Exilium
14 Feb 2025
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After ten years, the Commander's past is slowly catching up with him. Friends and foes; familiar faces that he had hoped in his heart of hearts had survived those harrowing days in Germany and fiends he had given his all to destroy, starting to gravitate towards him once more.
But there's one particular person that had forever remain ingrained in his being. One that he never realized he yearned for until he heard them once more, shaking him from a ten-year sleepwalk. A voice that, even through the fog of painful memories, remained as clear as the day he had first heard it.
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- Part 9 of Horny on Main: Girls' Frontline Edition
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There is nothing but excitement as the chopper prepares its final descent to Siesta, everyone talking about what to do and where to go this time for vacation. It's an infectious energy, so it's no surprise that everyone scatters to the winds the moment that door slides open, all plans going out the window. Luckily for you, Platinum's ideal vacation involved only one person, and you are standing right in front of her.
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- Part 11 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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An operation almost goes sideways, all because your partner decides to go against your orders. Now, to make sure that the consequences are clear, you reprimand her like any good commander should- except Blaze seems to have another idea in store.
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- Part 3 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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A "Helping Hand" by Deuceposter, KnightlightOfMine for KnightlightOfMine
Fandoms: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game)
11 Jan 2025
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She's Felicja Nearl, one of the twin daughters of the famed Doctor and Zofia. You've gotten close enough to her to know that she's solid teammate and friend, if a bit stubborn and argumentative at times. There's an honesty to her, a no-bullshit forwardness that just makes her easy to talk to- kinda just another one of the guys, right?
You and her are close enough that even when talk turns to more private stuff like jacking it or mating season, you figure an offer of helping her out would be seen as some good-hearted joking. She'd call you a pervert, punch you in the shoulder, and you'd both have a good laugh at you shooting your shot.
Boy were you wrong.
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- Part 52 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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"Dedicated to her job- sign her on"
"Committed and determined to the assignment"
"Diligent but passionate, a good recruit"Her onboarding files and recommendation did not lie; when you watch Earthspirit work, when you see her intense focus, and her meticulous appearance, you know that she is one of the most professional Operators you have met- so perhaps that is what drew you to her in the first place? She knows that she's not much as a combat operator, but as your assistant? She's the perfect fit.
Her file also did not lie about paying her those "substantial" overtime bonuses- especially the times when you ask her to stay a little bit after dark...
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- Part 51 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition