DisorganizedKitten
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
The war between the Nether and the Overworld (between the Piglins and the Avian Empire) has claimed too many lives. Both sides are willing to end it - but not without a cost.
Series
- Part 2 of all, that I swore to defend
-
Tags
Summary
Due to unknown circumstances, a handful a different Harry Potters end up stuck together looping through new timelines. They don't have answers, they don't share all their experiences, they don't even share morals - but they stick together.
What else can they do?Series
- Part 20 of When in doubt, drabble it out.
-
And I loved you so much I turned around by DisorganizedKitten
Fandoms: The Coldest Girl in Coldtown - Holly Black
15 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
Before Vampires were known to be real, they were stories.
The stories got many things wrong. -
Eye of Ender, Heart of Gold by DisorganizedKitten, FluffyReaper10
Fandoms: AmeSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work
02 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
In a little server tucked away from destruction, two souls who know they shouldn’t exist dance around what that means, and the urge to cling to someone who might understand.
Sometimes, you don’t get what you want until you prove your dedication.Or; Flicker is at her best when Díi is at her worst.
Febwhump 2026
Series
- Part 4 of Bonded Pair, Do Not Seperate
-
Orchardkeepers and Orb Weavers by DisorganizedKitten
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work, AmeSMP
22 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
Díi’s still figuring out all the consequences her actions will have. She doesn't need to know about this one, though. She just needs to rest.
Aka Flicker vs the extended family from hell
Series
- Part 3 of In for a mouse, in for a mischief
Recent series
-
Summary
A 50k+ fic that was meant to be a oneshot and a bunch of oneshots that were supposed to be a 30 chapter longfic. Best laid plans of mice and men (of piglins and avians), am I right?
- Words:
- 2,218
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
-
When in doubt, drabble it out. by DisorganizedKitten
Fandom Dream SMP, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Feb 2026
Summary
Short, not-quite-standalones, generally one shots.
- Words:
- 7,891
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 11
-
Bonded Pair, Do Not Seperate by DisorganizedKitten, FluffyReaper10
Fandom AmeSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work
02 Feb 2026
Summary
"If I find you in every reality, are we friends, or just the children of friendly gods?"
"Does it matter? For this lifetime we are friends, and we must go one at a time."Noncanon AmeSMP fics, mostly focused on the gang being very attached to each other
- Words:
- 47,843
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 1
-
In for a mouse, in for a mischief by DisorganizedKitten, Sohrleas
Fandom AmeSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work
22 Jan 2026
Summary
This is a math problem.
If X is a six hundred year old morally unstable fae, and Y is an undercover investigation, what do you get when you multiply both by a city of family-shaped Players (Z)?
Solve for- solve for- solve for-
(Math is too logical of a practice for the Fae Wilds.
Your calculations are
Incorrect
)- Words:
- 41,190
- Works:
- 3
-
It's Only Right As A Math Problem by DisorganizedKitten
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
Summary
Wherein Harry is traumatized but pretending he's not, Connor definitely does not have possession problems, and Bryony has decided that becoming a Dark Lady is a wonderful career choice.
Once upon a time, children chose kindness, but war chose children.
Or-
The adventures of a horcrux and his necromancer, set to the background of proper wbwl tropes.- Words:
- 7,371
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
When the Ministry informs Harry that they are coming to destroy his wand for defending himself from the dementors that attack him in Little Whinging, Harry knows there's only one path left available to him. He can survive on his own. He knows how. It won't even be that hard. And being on the run in his animagus form makes him a feel a little closer to Sirius, anyway.
At least, he thinks so, until he's picked up by a pet store, sold to a classmate, and brought right back to Hogwarts where the state of things is so bad that he's actually glad he's expelled.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 91,411
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
- 387
- Kudos:
- 3,197
- Bookmarks:
- 1,039
- Hits:
- 38,213
Bookmarked by DisorganizedKitten
26 Feb 2026
-
The Street Food Jobs by SwordAndStars (SwordAndStarsWriting)
Fandoms: Leverage (US TV 2008)
17 Mar 2024
Tags
Summary
Five times street food played a role in a job, and one time the street food WAS the job. Featuring pretzels, shawarma, bao, Scotch Eggs, breakfast burritos, paletas, pizza, and Eliot Spencer frequently questioning his life choices.
Bookmarked by DisorganizedKitten
22 Feb 2026
-
Plan C meets Plan A by Blueseabird2
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Feb 2021
Tags
Summary
Even if All Might is right and Izuku can't be a hero, Izuku refuses to be useless. So Izuku uses his analysis skills to develop Plan C: Consulting in order to help the heroes. Eraserhead is impressed by this mysterious new consultant but alarm bells in Deku's behaviour quickly have Aizawa recruiting help for Plan A: Adoption.
Series
- Part 1 of The Hero's Consultant (Son)
- Part 1 of Dadzawa and Problem Child Works
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,532
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 153
- Comments:
- 1,057
- Kudos:
- 34,039
- Bookmarks:
- 5,808
- Hits:
- 384,486
Bookmarked by DisorganizedKitten
18 Feb 2026
-
Love from Scars by Blueseabird2
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Jul 2021
Tags
Summary
Harry overhears a man ranting about child soldiers in a bar and gets attached. Shouta gets to brag about his children (students) and gets curious. And maybe a bit possessive.
There's also a foiled kidnapping, over-protective police officers, out of the loop pro-heroes, shovel-talk toting students, bouts of extreme competency, and the occasional occurrence of feelings.
Series
- Part 2 of Harry Crosses Over
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,184
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 74
- Comments:
- 767
- Kudos:
- 12,831
- Bookmarks:
- 3,788
- Hits:
- 145,658
Bookmarked by DisorganizedKitten
17 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Philza struggled to keep standing straight, dizzy from blood loss, a white-knuckle grip on his sword.
“I have heard much of you, emperor Philza, and I have respect for you. Therefore, I’ll offer you a deal. You will surrender. You will kneel before me, right here, right now, and beg for mercy. Then I’ll take you to the Nether with me, and you’ll become my prisoner, slave, and personal servant. Or-”
The Blood God raised his netherite blade, pointing the tip straight at Philza’s heart.
“-I will allow you to die with a sword in your hand, and once you’re dead, I will slaughter your children.”
Philza fell to his knees without hesitation.
~~~
Philza had been prepared for a lot of things when he was taken as a war prize: the loss of his basic freedom, the heartbreak of being separated from his sons, the indignity of being reduced into the piglin king’s “pet”.
What he hadn’t been expecting was for the man behind the blood-stained mask to be soft-spoken, or good-natured, or tired from the weight of his crown.
Or lonely.
Series
- Part 1 of Bloodboon
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 126,586
- Chapters:
- 38/38
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,331
- Kudos:
- 3,268
- Bookmarks:
- 568
- Hits:
- 104,155
Bookmarked by DisorganizedKitten
22 Dec 2025