Distinct_Corn



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    Matt Murdock's Guide to Babysitting (and how Frank cried over the pickle jar twice) by

    Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017)  

    16 Jun 2021

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    Matt needs a job, alright? Affording an apartment in New York before graduation was hard enough before he lost his job. His neighbor (single dad, former military with a sexy voice) may be a complete asshole but he’s one of the few who apparently doesn’t mind a blind babysitter taking care of his kids and Matt can’t afford to be picky.
    Did he have to be that attractive though?

    Or, Matt Murdock is a Millennial gay disaster and Frank can’t deal.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy) by

    Fandoms: Marvel  

    13 Jan 2026

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    A man, who once lost everything, then lived in a world of blood and violence found his peace. Found his love. His Matt. His Peter.

    or: 5 times Peter Parker calls the Punisher dad and the one time Frank Castle calls Spiderman his kid.

    Inspired by Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy) - John Lennon

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    14 Feb 2026

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    I’d Sell my Own Bones for Sapphire Stones (‘Cause Blue’s your Favorite Color) by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    30 Jan 2026

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    Children have always had the habit of going through the wrong door and ending up in a world that shouldn’t have been there.
    Falling down a well, chasing a rabbit, opening a trunk, each Wayward Child, as they were called, could disappear into a world that truly understood them.
    With the Robins, it was something of a tradition.

    OR

    Each Robin goes through the wrong door and shows up in Hell’s Kitchen in the Marvel universe.

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    10 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 54

    liminal spaces by

    Fandom Call of Duty (Video Games)

    06 Feb 2026

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    the fics are loosely, if at all, connected

    there's probably some consistency

    time order? i don't even know her!

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    07 Feb 2026

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    The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    29 Dec 2025

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    05 Feb 2026