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Set well after the events of Odds of Survival, Jazz brings Prowl to Earth, Prowl gets kidnapped and experimented on, everyone escapes but now they need a lift off of the planet.
Who to call to come pick them? Why baby brother Bluestreak of course!
Now as long as he doesn't get stranded in the middle of a desert surrounded by quintessons and stuck between a couple of professional Alien Hunters, all should go according to plan!
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How to fake being Human when you're three stories tall and made of metal. -
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Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Feb 2026
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After getting kidnapped and nursed back to health by a human, Mobei-jun has come to the unfortunate conclusion he has been conned into a marriage. In the human's defense, he did repeatedly ask for his consent or what Mobei-jun is willing to presume was a request for consent. Oddly courteous behavior for a bridenapping.
"A beverage was shared, along with hair combing prior? This mentor is loathe to confirm, but it does sound as if that human is now your wife."
"Wife." Mobei-jun presumed the human preferred him to be the wife from the near constant feminine pronouns he kept using in reference to this prince. "Not husband."
The old man shook his head. "Humans prefer their wives to be servile and submissive. They are a peculiar sort."
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[Summary: Shang Qinghua is really bad at speaking Ice Demon Language, and Mobei-jun is even worse at speaking Human. It doesn't help that no one in the North actually understands how human weddings work. Fortunately for the squishy human, Mobei-jun is reluctantly charmed by how weird and sweet his new wife is.] -
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(au by keferon on tumblr)
"Wires and twisted metal spill like viscera from all parts of him, something- swarms and great, tearing hands, they had burrowed into him, had sunk into the joints of all his body and tore him apart. It no longer resembles anything living, it doesn't like anything at all. A charred husk of dead metal, like those piled up for scrap back on Earth."
or, Jazz loses the mecha.
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Ways in which Jazz from keferon's Mecha Pilot Jazz AU could figure out the Cybertronians are the mechs instead of pilots inside them. (and vice versa)
(The chapter subtitles list was getting too long. I'm moving the first 20 to the actual chapters.)
21: A derailed discussion
22: Before I figured out Megatron
23: Life of the party
24: Diplomatic immunity
25: Tactically
26: Being too cute (added a detail to notes Sept 12 2025)
27: Inconsiderate neighbors
28: Sole candidate
29: Getting proactive
30: Heat wave
31: First aid
32: Second aid (follows from first aid) -
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Simon and Johnny are Harpies, the last of their kind, who have been captured and put into enclosures in the hopes of saving the species.
Simon is a cannibal, addicted to the taste of Harpy flesh.
Johnny is a failed leader.