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    Peter does not appreciate being kidnapped. Unfortunately, thanks to a paparazzi photo, the world thinks he's dating Johnny Storm, and the villainous population of New York has its eyes set on Peter Parker. It would be easier to dispel the rumors and put the whole thing to rest if Johnny Storm didn't love coming to his rescue so much.
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    Or, Peter Parker is kidnapped too many times to count, and Johnny kind of likes the photographer who can never stay out of danger's path.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    I LOVE THISSSSSSS

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    Jazz drunkenly pretends that he's dating Prowl. Only he isn't, and the mech is right behind him.

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    24 Mar 2025

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    AAARGHHHHHBARKBARKBARKGETSBETTEREVERYTIMEYOUREADITSCREEEEEEEEECH

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    Starscream hates everything and everyone, but Skyfire *might* just hate him more than that.

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    23 Mar 2025

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    “Nice shot, man!” Jazz yells, Bebop’s speakers carrying his voice.

    The mech blinks at him and scowls. Which, wow, okay, it has a face. Mouth, eyes, a nose—the works. Well, one of the eyes isn’t lit up, but still. It can blink! Jazz couldn’t even get the clearance to have Bebop’s visor display emojis, and not for the lack of trying. Meanwhile, this guy gets a whole, expressive face and—holy shit, are those teeth?

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    Inspired by the wonderful AU keferon's cooked up. Go check them out on tumblr.

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    03 Mar 2025

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    06 May 2024