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Jason Todd's very literal analysis of crime by BatsyForHire (DumbestofAsses)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
06 Feb 2026
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Tim was still trying to process all this information into a timeline on his batablet, “Can we go back a bit to why you are a crime lord?”
“For the dramatic irony! The mystery! The suspense!”
“You beheaded people like it was the second coming of the French Revolution!”
“It’s a metaphor for crime being like a Hydra, Timbo! This is why you failed English in freshman year!”
Ah, this was all for his theatre nerd tendencies. Alright, got it.
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Au where Jason's only thought process was "what if I do it for the plot"
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Pyotr the cooler than Rex Lapis rock! by tartaglialover (DumbestofAsses)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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The tempest grew as Osial raged, but this was not the fiercest battle on the top of the mountain at the moment.
"This is the end of the line, Pyotr," Zhongli held steady onto his resolve as he threw Pyotr off the mountain, yes Childe would be upset but there was no other way. He had to get rid of him!
Pyotr the, completely inanimate, Rock ends up falling and hitting a treasure hoarder who was using the storm as an opportunity for robbery. The treasure hoarder's sunglasses fall and land on Pyotr the Rock as he gets knocked out, making Pyotr look really cool.
"You saved me again, Pyotr!" Childe cried as he was rushing out, still weak from his battle with the Traveller.
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Au where Childe gets super attached to this one random rock bc of his trauma from the abyss, and by the time he was in the fatui, it upgraded to best friend. Everyone else suffers 1 million psychic damage.
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Co-President Mandy tossed a piece of fabric at him, "Put this on your school uniform."
Robert inspected the band in his hand, "What's this?"
"Student Council band!"
Robert choked on his spit, "When did I agree to that?!"
"How else were you going to handle the Z-club and graduate early?"
Robert has never been to school before, but he's pretty sure he could file a complaint to HR- do they have HR in schools?
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A young Track Star takes in a recently orphaned Robert, heroism ensues. Too much heroism, in fact. To save everyone's sanity Robert is sent to this new Hero/anti-villain High School thing and has to join the Z club, with the 'villain risk' kids, if he wants to high tail it out of there and become Mechaman to catch the escaped Shroud as fast as he can... but why are these guys growing on him?
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Hero rankings arent the same worldwide (Except for All Might) by tartaglialover (DumbestofAsses)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Feb 2025
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Overhaul has been terrorizing the streets of Japan for too long... They need to take a bigger step in their investigation! Enter Tartaglia, no 11 hero on the Russian rankings, spent 3 months interning under an International Hero. Russia's youngest hero...
Midoriya just wants to become a hero! Oh and for people to stop following him...
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Rumors are the most reliable news source by tartaglialover (DumbestofAsses)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Feb 2025
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“Oh I used to have periods! Not anymore tho!” Childe said laughing and patted him on the back before leaving.
Felix stood there for a full few seconds just processing the words before it hit him.
OH! MY! GOD! LORD TARTAGLIA IS PREGNANT!?!?
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Let Them Be Brothers by quotidian_void
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics)
10 Nov 2023
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Tim meets Jason while at school. He saved him from bullies, thinking that was it, but it turns out that it was not. Jason wanted to be near him. He chose to be his friend.
Cue epic found family adventure including comfort, hurt, death, torture, Lazarus Pits, abusive parents, isolation, people old and new.
- Words:
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Bookmarked by DumbestofAsses
10 Feb 2026
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A Guide to Tame a Feral Crime Lord for Dummies by IntheRobinNest
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
07 Feb 2026
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Jason is back in Gotham, but he doesn't have much time for being the Red Hood when he has to take care of four young pups, who he may or may not have stole away from Nanda Parbat. So when he is out as Red Hood he makes sure to leave an impact. This of course catches the attention of the Bats. But Nightwing wants to know why a Alpha crime lord is dumpster diving for nesting material.
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Dick hatches a plan to help Hood settle down, start a pack and leave his villainous ways behind. Jason wants to know how Dick figured out that he was Red Hood so fast?! Knowing his identity could be the only explanation for Dick leaving him all these gifts... right?
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05 Feb 2026
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a kind of faith prevails by julodinae_sunsets
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU
16 Apr 2024
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Jason Todd presents as an omega. This doesn't fix everything, but it does change everything.
Or: Jason dies, un-dies, gets dunked in a Pit, presents, and is given Damian. Having a purpose - something to protect - lets him heal, and eventually, he goes home.
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04 Feb 2026
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They're Not of This World Your Honor by AWarriorAtHeart1
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
25 Jun 2025
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A series of one-shots and short fics where I build a Demonic Batfamily.
Partially inspired by SalParadiseLost's series: The Demon in the Details, but mostly in the sense that I'm borrowing the demon species they made.- Words:
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Bookmarked by DumbestofAsses
27 Jan 2026
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Dick, walking into a room: Hey demons! It's me, ya boi.
Jason: I swear to hell, Dick, if you say that one more time I'm going to lose it.-----
A house for my fics in the demon AU.
I thought this was going to be a single one-shot... It's not.
The stories are ordered chronologically (but not necessarily written like that), and the lore builds between stories.
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Characters (So Far)Bruce- Human (Head of the Wayne Pack)
Alfred- Human
Dick- Human
Jason- Incubus (Heart of the Wayne Pack)
Tim- Incubus
Damian- Luciferean
Cass- Wraith
Steph- Lesser VeparEveryone else, well I guess you're gonna see.
- Words:
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- 2,215
Bookmarked by DumbestofAsses
26 Jan 2026