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    Internships are approaching quickly following the debacle of the Sports Festival, and Iida is behaving more strangely than ever since the incident between the Hero Killer and Ingenium. Conundrums abound for Midoriya Izuku, recently-outed quirkless student of Class 1-A and professional pain in Aizawa Shōta's ass.

    A continuation of my Quirkless!Izuku canon rewrite. I recommend at least reading "Tomorrow" before this one. References to "Dad-sensei?" and "Oops I Did It* Again (*Created a Media Scandal)" will also be made.

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    Mister Handman, Buy Eczema Cream

    “Um, Dad? That support department girl got into the dorms again,” Mashirao informs him. “She’s creeping me out.”

    “What do you think of my new cape, Papa?” Yūga inquires, twirling around in a sparkling monstrosity.

    “Dad, kero? I’m stuck,” Tsuyu deadpans around her tongue and the frozen pole.

    “Hey, Dad, what’s for dinner?” Hitoshi pokes his head into Aizawa’s classroom. Class 1-A erupts.

     

    “Hitoshi,” Aizawa grits painfully. “Don’t call me that at school.”

     

    Kaminari whoops. “Only at school?”

     

    Hitoshi smirks and Aizawa’s face twitches violently.

     

    “Hitoshi. Go. Now.”

    Tenya calls his own dad “Dad-sensei” on accident tonce. Tensei dies laughing. Thankfully, the Iida dad is flattered. Tenya dies of embarrassment.

    Shōto calls him dad with no care as to who else is in the room. He’s done it in front of reporters, small children, other classes, his senpais, and his own father. Natsuo thinks this is fucking brilliant and decides to call Shōta dad as well.

    Endeavor is significantly less amused by this. Shōta and the non-fried Todoroki boys do not give a single fuck.

    Dabi calls him dad once. Shōta is still recovering from that.

    Class 1-B thinks 1-A is fucking insane. Like they have a death wish.

    1-A call Shōta dad so casually that sometimes people will have entire conversations and suddenly realize that the other person is talking about their blood relations and not in fact their homeroom teacher.

    On the upside, the League are always baffled as fuck.

    Toga calls him dad once. Shōta is less surprised by this.

    The media is nicknaming him “the Dad Hero”. Shōta has... mixed feelings about this.

    More than once the kids have somehow managed to drag him into some bizarre cuddle pile. They end up draped across his body in odd patterns and Tenya’s engines leave corduroy lines on his stomach once. (Corduroy lines are what I’ve always called those markings when you rest against something and then pull away and there’s little red indents in your skin! It’s named after the fabric.)

    Fumikage calls him “father” in a slow, deep tone. Dark Shadow calls him “daddy” and keeps trying to envelope him in what Fumikage says is probably a hug and not a murder attempt. He’s like 70% sure. No one is comfortable with this.

    Todoroki Shōto is not the most rebellious of his siblings. That honor officially goes to Natsuo and unofficially goes to Tōya/Dabi, whom none of them will ever be able to upstage when it comes to being a petty, overdramatic bitch.

    "I've no more fucks to give/My fucks have runneth dry/I've tried to go fuck shopping/But there's no fucks left to buy/I've no more fucks to give/Though more fucks I've tried to get/I'm over my fuck budget/And I'm now in fucking debt" - I've No More Fucks To Give, Thomas Benjamin Wild ft. Damian Clark

    “Girls,” she replies bluntly. “If God didn’t want me to be a lesbian, why do they look like that?”

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    Aizawa Shouta just wanted some coffee, and instead stumbles upon his hell spawn class discussing the possibility of his Problem Child being the traitor.

    Aizawa knows that's not the case, despite the red flags he has seen from the boy, he still could never be the traitor. However, the only way to convince some of the students may be through an interrogation anyways.

    Now how to go about this in the least traumatizing way possible: Cue Nedzu and his chaos.

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    theboywhowontfuckingdie: You know what @illegallyblond
    theboywhowontfuckingdie: Hush bottom
    theboywhowontfuckingdie: A top is speaking
    Blaise.Zabini: Merlin Potter I know the wizarding world literally worships you but you can’t just murder people like this

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    22 Jan 2026

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    QUOTES BC XTYDUYFUYGYXTYDUYFUYGYIXTYDUYFUYGYIGYU:

    Blaise.Zabini: I’m boring for not wanting ‘plant sex is cool’ in my username

    butplantsexiscool: Yes

    FashionablyLesbian: Yes

    bigdickenergy: Yes

    smalldickenergy: Yes

    illegallyblond: Yes

    nobodyfucksme: Yes

    theboywhowontfuckingdie: What

     

    FashionablyLesbian: @theboywhowontfuckingdie is Potter obviously

    theboywhowontfuckingdie: Greetings

    illegallyblond: Just say ‘hello’ or ‘hi’ Potter, don’t try to be special.

    bimyself: I can’t believe Harry pissed Malfoy off by saying a single word

    bimyself: this is a new record

    butplantsexiscool: Nah remember last week when Potter existed too loudly

     

    Blaise.Zabini: Drarry will happen by the end of the year

    bimyself: Oh okay

    theboywhowontfuckingdie: Drarry?

    smalldickenergy: What’s happening are we talking about Drarry

    theboywhowontfuckingdie: What the fuck is Drarry

    smalldickenergy: Is it not obvious

    smalldickenergy: It’s Draco x Harry

    smalldickenergy: A very popular hogwarts ship currently

    theboywhowontfuckingdie: What the fuck

     

    made theboywhowontfuckingdie admin

    theboywhowontfuckingdie: Who thought it was a good idea to make me one of the leaders

    theboywhowontfuckingdie: Because this will end in chaos

    FashionablyLesbian: None of the admins add Draco back tell him the only person who can add him back is Potter

    theboywhowontfuckingdie: Did I consent to this

    theboywhowontfuckingdie: What if I don’t want to add him back

    FashionablyLesbian: That would be great

    FashionablyLesbian: Because then Draco would have to persuade you

    FashionablyLesbian: If you know what I mean ;)

    theboywhowontfuckingdie left

    FashionablyLesbian added theboywhowontfuckingdie

    FashionablyLesbian: That’s not the program biotch

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    The year has decided that this time, they're going to further their education again. Only, not on the magical side of things, they've done that enough. No, this time they're going to go to muggle school! What's this about the moon?

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    Memo: Re: Re: Seventh Year
    To: All
    From: Dean

     

    Sorry did I just hear the sound of you JINXING us?  If I wake up on my eleventh birthday again I’m holding you personally responsible, Susan, I don’t care how scary your boyfriend is

     

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    An amendment to the previous work in the series, in which May 2nd of their seventh year came and they woke up. Again.

    Time for run three, I suppose.

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