Emberontheashes517
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Attempt the Impossible (preggo edition) by Emberontheashes517
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Nov 2024
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On a particularly dull day in the Cloud Recesses, three friends start talking about what would be truly impossible in order to correctly attempt the Yinmeng Jiang motto, "attempt the impossible". If you've read the title, you can see what they decided on, and you can probably guess how it went down.
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I am very tired and there needs to be more stupid "Wei Wuxian gets pregnant through the power of He's Too Smart and Stupid at the Same Time" fics so here's this.
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What is a Weapon, if not a Moving Skeleton Arm? by Emberontheashes517
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
10 Apr 2024
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Four would like it on record that this was NOT his idea. He just wanted to bond with his newest brother and fix the scrap metal he calls weapons.
This? this pile of garbage and nightmare fuel? This was not the plan. Not that he's complaining of course! If there's one thing he loves more than creating a blacksmithing masterpiece for his loved ones, it's traumatizing them with horrible, terrible creations.
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Four tries to Bond(tm) with Wild over his gear. What he gets instead is over 3k of mental breakdowns over what he classifies as "combat worthy" and then makes it everyone else's problem.
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- Part 5 of The Innocence of the Wilds
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The Social Construct of Breaking and Entering by Emberontheashes517
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
24 Feb 2024
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You know how in Breath of the Wild you can go into every house and nothing stops you? You know how prison isn't even introduced until Tears of the Kingdom? Yeah, Wild has no clue that walking into people's houses and taking random stuff is wrong, and Warriors is the unfortunate soul to explain.
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Warriors has a conniption watching Wild just walk into random houses to look around and maybe grab some materials sitting around. Wild does not understand laws, seeing as only the Gerudo have them.
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- Part 4 of The Innocence of the Wilds
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The Talk, as Given by Time to Two Innocent Gremlins by Emberontheashes517
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
16 Feb 2024
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Time is enjoying a relaxing evening. Nothing is on fire, no crisis needs to be addressed, and no one is in immediate danger. The night is peaceful, and looking to stay that way.
Enter Wild, screaming a question about gay sex in the middle of the inn. Loudly. In front of everyone. If death would like to take him now, Time would appreciate it.OR
Time has to give The Talk to Wild and Hyrule (who never heard it before on account of being driven from society thanks to his curse) and the author suffers along with him the entire time.
Series
- Part 3 of The Innocence of the Wilds
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The Birds and the Bees (in the figurative sense) by Emberontheashes517
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
08 Feb 2024
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Metaphors rely on the listener having the social context to understand what is being represented. When someone comes from a different culture (or is a hundred-year-old amnesiac), things can get lost in translation and the metaphor can cause more problems than it solves.
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Wild gets hit on and Wind tries to help him understand what the guy was after, only for Wild to think he was asking for a snack and things devolve from there.
Series
- Part 2 of The Innocence of the Wilds
Recent series
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The Innocence of the Wilds by Emberontheashes517
Fandom The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
10 Apr 2024
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Stories in the same universe where poor Wild has to learn social rules on the fly. Fortunately, he has 8 other incarnations to help him out. Unfortunately, they aren't known as the heroes of Wisdom for a reason.
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Zanka And His Fixation on Sticks by lwkiva
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
14 Jan 2026
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Goka watching Zanka's fixation with sticks build up.
Bookmarked by Emberontheashes517
17 Feb 2026
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Zanka loving sticks is nothing new and his siblings are more dissapointdd they didn't see this coming themselves than they are surprised he would choose the freaking stick option.
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The night after Odin shows him and Thor the artifacts in the Vault, Loki is visited by a familiar nightmare. He has a plan for how to overcome it, but he gets much more than he bargained for.
Goes AU right after the flashback scene in the first movie.
Bookmarked by Emberontheashes517
11 Feb 2026
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Cute fic where Loki really WAS abandoned as a baby by his jerk dad and Odin is such a softie he just HAD to take in the sad baby and keep them forever. Loki and Thor find out after sneaking into the Vault to see the Casket again and Loki touches it, making him revert to his true form. The family talks about it and it's stupidly adorable
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Heimdall uses the last of his strength to send the both the Hulk and Loki's body flying through space, but only Bruce Banner lands on Earth. After the defeat of Thanos, the reverse of the snap, and the beginnings of rebuilding, Thor thinks Loki's body lost among the stars.
Six months later, he lands in Queens.
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Bookmarked by Emberontheashes517
10 Feb 2026
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Peter finds a very injured and possibly dying Loki 6 months after Endgame (where Tony didn't die) and decides the only logical option is to not tell anyone ant take him home to nurse him back to health. Loki is very soft and confused about this.
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Duke and Tim create a new device that will help them out against metahumans. Unfortunately, they make a discovery while testing it out.
Whumptober prompts: Magic at a cost/ Only for emergencies/ Unconventional weapon
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- Part 5 of Whumptober 2024
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Bookmarked by Emberontheashes517
10 Feb 2026
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Bruce had reality-warping powers and *invented* Alfred and Tim to help him cope after losing his parents and Jason, respectively. He also subconsciously crested the Joker after Joe Chill died so he could have a nemesis. Big angst!!!! I love it!!!
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Tim knows something is wrong with Batman and Nightwing, and somehow it all has to do with the new crime lord on the rise in crime alley. So of course he’s not going to stay at the manor while they’re out risking their lives.
Tim leaves a note and sets out for intel on the Red Hood.Aka.
Everyone is straight up not having a good time
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Bookmarked by Emberontheashes517
30 Jan 2026
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This is, so abo coded it's insane. Also I love it. Tim gets hurt and Jason decides that makes him free for the taking and then traumatizes Dick and Bruce for a bit before immediately getting sucked right back into the family.