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    MyShayden
    Shane and Rozanov just don’t make sense. Besides, Rozanov isn’t gay.

    holla_nov24
    and Hayden is?? bro has a whole ass wife and kids

    haydenov126
    you’re both wrong. haydenov is the superior ship.


    What the fuck was a haydenov anyway? Wait, if hollanov was combining Shane and Rozanov’s names, then…

    No. No way in hell. Him and Rozanov?! Hayden felt bile rise in his throat at the mere thought.

    He poised his fingers to deny, then paused. Shane would absolutely hate all this speculation about his private life from strangers online. He needed to pull the focus off hollanov, and redirect it elsewhere, even if it meant agreeing to the worst thing ever. Begrudgingly, he replied to the comment thread:

    Turnpike35
    I think haydenov makes the most sense.


    Or: A few months after finding out about Shane and Ilya, Hayden Pike stumbles across an internet post claiming evidence for hollanov. In a desperate attempt to keep Shane’s secret, he begins advocating for haydenov, but things spiral quickly out of control.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Seokjin wakes up invisible and inaudible one morning and discovers just how much he’s loved.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    Turns out, HR is a real thing in SDN. Turns out, they like to blackmail their own employees into agreeing to a documentary about their rag tag group of fuck ups turned marketable heroes.

    Also, turns out the Internet loves a good sexy, miserable, tired and overworked man.

    Cue Robert Robertson, entering stage left.

    Aka the world discovers Robert and maybe Z-team does too, in a more intimate way.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    A random villain-of-the-week makes Robert late for work. It's only by a few minutes, yet the encounter that hardly lasted a few seconds instills a sudden chill in Robert's bones. Its persistence is matched only by the Z-Team's stubbornness as they force their dispatcher to join them in activities they think will warm him up.

    But none of it matters if Robert can't learn to believe he'll ever be warm again... or that he deserves the warmth this team brings him.
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    Post-Episode 8 (Good/Pacifist/No Romance/Everyone is Forgiven ending)
    Trigger Warnings: Self-destructive/self-harming tendencies, suicidal ideation/thoughts, near-death experience(s)

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    26 Nov 2025