12 Works by Erised_Reversed
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Dumbledore had hired a Professional(TM) to teach DADA and protect Harry from Sirius Black, but that didn’t quite go to plan.
Now Harry must defuse Draco Malfoy’s bomb.
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- Part 4 of Harry Potter Parodies
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 300
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 29
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Sophie Ophelia Orpheus Reggie the Third opens her black-rimmed tear-filled orbs and gazed soulfully at the moon.
Her glorious self must save Thorin Oakenshield and his grumpy company or they shall all die.
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Rita Rosmerta has been given an ultimatum; poison Albus Dumbledore tonight, or Draco Malfoy will destroy the Three Butterbeers. She has no choice but to go up to Hogwarts, bottle in hand.
This story is a deliberate parody, inspired by seminal works in the genre such as My Immortal. Please do not take it too seriously.
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- Part 6 of Harry Potter Badfics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 761
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 3
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- 27
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A rewrite of the Prisoner of Azkaban scene in which Snape gets insulted by the Marauder's Map.
Parody of the typical Independent!Harry approach, so OOC.
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"No my mum lied to you to protect me and she put a glamor on me. Lily Potter's ghost came to me in the last night and told me I am really Holly Lasagne."
"That sounds like a cheese dream."
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- Part 5 of Harry Potter Badfics
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Dumbledore needs to get Voldemort's attention on himself, rather than Harry, so hits upon a innovative new approach.
(Inspired by an infamous line in My Immortal.)Series
- Part 2 of Ludicrous Fools!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 118
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 78
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Harry Potter the Mediocre Dunce by Erised_Reversed
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Oct 2021
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Snape discovers the satisfaction of calling people mediocre dunces.
(Inspired by an infamous line in My Immortal.)Series
- Part 1 of Ludicrous Fools!
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Jane first met Harry Potter whilst Mrs. Weasley was busy scalding her children, Though she tried to avoid him, it seemed like Fate, Lavender Brown, and Voldemort were all conspiring to set her on a different course. Can a lonely girl in her first year truly win a duel with the Death Eaters without Harry Potter at her side? Should she even try?
The only special thing about Jane is the fact that she has access to a magic no other witch or wizard has ever been allowed to know.
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- Part 4 of Harry Potter Badfics
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Then she found out backstory stuff... by Erised_Reversed
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2021
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It's a rewrite of books 1 & 2 of Harry Potter from the perspective of a female!Harry called Rose.
This is a full-genderswap AU (like that one Twilight book). There's a list of their new names at the end.
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- Part 3 of Harry Potter Badfics
- Part 2 of Harry Potter Parodies
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Ophelia Potter and the Basement of Secrets by Erised_Reversed
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2021
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Ophelia Potter avoided the Halloween Feast in her first year, and found herself stumbling into Salazar Slytherin's legendary Basement of Secrets instead.
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter Parodies
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 366
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
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- 511
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Blossom, a mega-metamorphmagus of the line of Merlin, encounters the fabled hottie Draco Malfoy.
Events devolve from there.
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter Badfics
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Deliberate Badfic
Sometimes I wonder if Harry Otter is rreally the boy for me because though we both have a Prophecy, mine is about getting married to him while his is really stupid and wierd.
But I love him. That stupid and riddikulus boy Harry. This is is story.
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter Badfics
- Part 3 of Harry Potter Parodies