Everlasting_mediocrity
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Why are Werewolves Always Teens? by Everlasting_mediocrity
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
06 Sep 2025
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The thought of Theo having any family left filled him with unending dread. He fucked up his last family, and if given the chance he'd fuck up the new one too. Even if he did have any family out there, there’s no way he’d do them the disservice of knowing him, the best thing to do for them would be to stay as far away from them as possible.
Or Tony Stark is Theo's dad and he's gonna have to do some growing about it
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Suck the Rot Right Out of My Bloodstream by Everlasting_mediocrity
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
08 May 2025
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You kissed me just to kiss me. Not to take me home.
Or sometimes you want to kiss someone and it’s just that simple
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Theo cuts Liam's hair...or at least tries.
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Even dead You're Still the Prettiest Ghoul at the Party by Everlasting_mediocrity
Fandoms: Z-O-M-B-I-E-S (Disney Movies)
19 Apr 2024
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Addison calls Zed pretty, that's it.
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I think these beetles are blue by Everlasting_mediocrity
Fandoms: Blue Beetle (Movie 2023)
22 Nov 2023
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“My eyes are glowing,” he states dumbly.
Milagro nodded, her concern only growing.
“Yea, they do that sometimes.”
He let out an incredulous laugh, “they do that sometimes,” he restates unbelievingly.
“That or they get all reflective like a cats” she says with a forced chuckle as she attempts to lift his mood.
It doesn’t have the desired effect.
Or Jaime isn't too happy with some of the changes Khaji-da has made to his body
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In the Northern Ireland city of Derry (or Londonderry, if that's your persuasion), 4 native teenage girls and a wee English fella transplant come of age amongst decades of inner conflict.
This is a continuation of the British teen sitcom Derry Girls (2018-2022), set primarily after the end of the series, but will also include or make mention of events during the original run. I do not own the show or characters, I am merely a fan wishing to expand on the story. Please support the official release, that would be real class of ye!
WARNING! Story contains adult language, semi sexual, and other mature themes. Reader discretion is advised. Also there will be spoilers, so ye best be caught up before reading, you should.
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i don't know how to tell you (and you wouldn't understand) by starcat
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
22 Nov 2021
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It occurred to him slowly but clicked into place in an instant. An understanding and a realisation that had begun festering in his brain for so long that it had begun to make it’s home there; built with bricks made of an internalised self-loathing that sometimes felt like it was so heavy Richie could barely inhale. It was like a weird, fucked up puzzle from the universe that was being given to Richie in fragments. Piece by piece. And as the picture became clearer, the details less murky and more defined, Richie began to feel as if his life was over before it had truly begun. That everything he had hoped for was instantly torn from his grasp.
Richie knew a lot. He knew that without Buddy Holly, there would be no Beatles. He knew that modern ventriloquism started in nightclubs and originated as a religious practice. He knew that rabbits could not puke, the oldest ‘your mom’ joke was found on a 3,500-year-old Babylonian tablet, and that shellac was made from insect poop. And he knew, without a shadow of a doubt, that he was most certainly going to hell.
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Jack had set him up with a “challenge” several weeks ago. It involved things like taking his medication every day, drinking more water than coffee, getting at least seven hours of sleep a night, and eating a minimum of two full meals a day. Jack had been keeping tabs on Robby—as best as he could, given they worked opposite shifts—and hadn’t yet been satisfied with Robby’s performance.
Until now.
Or: Robby gets a reward for being a good pup.
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After losing a young boy, Robby can’t stop seeing his face and hearing his mother’s screams. Alone in the locker room shower and a scalpel in his hand, he makes a mistake—a cut too deep. Jack finds him and refuses to leave.
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The blade glinted, the steely reflection pierced through the haze behind his eyes.
Just one small cut, he told himself. Just enough to make this stop.
He pressed the blade to his left forearm, below the elbow crease. The sting was bright and clean, so different from the dull ache in his chest. For one moment, the world was still, all the incoherent aches replaced by that sensation. Then—
Footsteps.
Robby flinched. His fingers slipped.
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“Look… I’m offering,” Santos doubles down. “I can drive you home. It’s really not a big deal. No problema.”
That earns a breathless, barely-there laugh from Garcia for some reason, and after a visible deep breath in and out she shifts onto her back to look at Santos, and her cheeks are wet.
“Shit,” Santos mutters,”how long have you been stuck in here?”
“Not long enough, apparently.” Garcia hesitates again before wincing through a wave of pain. “It’ll pass. I’ll be fine.”
But Santos just gives her a look. “Seriously, what's the point of lying to me when you could just let me help?”
Garcia sort of rolls her eyes, but they’re bloodshot and too glassy and the next blink releases a tear that she quickly swipes away.
(They haven't spoken since the Langdon incident, and now Garcia's having a migraine attack, and it turns out they didn't completely destroy whatever This is.)