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    "You mean…" The wicked grin of insurance fraud stretched Wolfwood's lips around the cigarette. "There might be a way for you to finally get some well-deserved cash back outta those Bernadelli bastards, and for me to resolve my current predicament without havin' to sell a kidney or two?"
    "Entirely mutually beneficial." Vash smiled angelically. "And really, I think Bernardelli will still turn a profit on me. It's very pricey insurance."
    "Ya should really cancel that package."
    "And make Milly cry!?" Vash gasped dramatically. "Oh, you monster."

     

    Or: a story about contracts (of insurance and of marriage), about jokes (that are perhaps not funny at all), and - of course - about love.

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    18 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    “Why does everyone think it’s a scheme?” Suho complains, scowling even as he swings their joined hands back and forth. “My schemes are much more practical than this.”
    Javier, who has seen him construct an aqueduct primarily out of spite, gift a child legal ownership of a hotel, and antagonize multiple royals, chooses not to comment on that last part. “You must admit, to an outside observer, it can seem a little improbable. We didn’t exactly like each other, at the start.”
    “On your end, sure, but I liked you the whole time.”

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    Javier and Suho have started dating. It's not one of Suho's cons, he swears (it really isn't).

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Suguru dead-eyes him across the table.

    “Please listen to me, man.” Satoru says.

    “No.” Suguru responds in that long suffering way that means he’s going to listen to Satoru but he’s gonna be pissy about it first. “It’s, fucking, 7AM.” Suguru adds. Suguru is not a morning person. It’s why Satoru went and bought the fancy coffee Suguru likes and breakfast sandwiches and red bean buns. He had to go to the bakery across town to get those.

    “It’s so important.” Satoru tells him.

    “Your opening gambit at 7-fucking-AM was ‘say I’ve gotten into anal play lately, why do I leak cum before I cum?’” Suguru says with a glare.

    “Yeah.” Satoru says.

    Suguru glares even harder.

    “Well, you could answer me at least.” Satoru huffs, crossing his arms over his chest.

    “I hope you fall off a bridge and die.” Suguru tells him, but he’s unwrapping a breakfast sandwich and pulling the lid off one of the cups of coffee, so.

    “I hope you do too.” Satoru says amicably, taking a seat. He pushes some napkins toward Suguru and switches out the breakfast sandwich. Suguru likes the ones with avocado better. “So why do I?”

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    07 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    Niragi's friends stage an intervention because his Canadian boyfriend won't video call, had never visited, and only exists through text messages and voice calls at midnight. Obviously he's being catfished. Obviously Chishiya isn't real.

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    03 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    Karkat goes through his adult molt on Earth C. Dave's reaction isn't something either of them anticipate.

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    21 Nov 2025