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    Leslie makes another dying whale noise. “I thought it was Sole… like the bottoms of trainers and Mates… like friends.” He offers vaguely. “People who enjoy sport and are friends.”

    Rebecca rolls her eyes but manages to bite back calling Leslie an idiot, only because of Ted’s influence. Instead she straightens her back and takes on her ‘boss’ tone. “Well, obviously you’re going to have to cancel our appearance as Ted and I are not a couple.”

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    Written for the Ted Lasso fake dating prompt challenge

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    12 Nov 2025

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    “Howdy!” Ted says brightly when Keeley answers the door, and despite how much he hates that word, Roy feels his shoulders drop just a fraction. Ted’s enthusiasm may be a bit much for him at 9am, but Roy knows if anyone can unfuck this particular quagmire, it’s Ted.

    Of course, that’s not how Ted puts it, crossing the threshold with a paper bag full of what smells like fresh pastries, balancing three coffees in a tray on his arm.

    “Heard y’all got yourselves in a bit of a pickle.”

    “It’s about the auction,” Keeley says, ushering him to the table while Roy waits a grand total of three seconds before reaching for the bag of sweets. There’s even a scone in there, the wanker.

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    08 Nov 2025

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    Ted signs up for Bantr to try to avoid his lingering feelings for his boss.

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    Ted accidentally tries to avoid falling in love with Rebecca by...falling in love with Rebecca.

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    08 Nov 2025

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    For the kink meme prompt:

    Josephine holds an Orlesian-style ball at Skyhold and everyone is to attend masked and out of uniform. Trevelyan decides that this is the perfect time to blow off some steam without giving anyone reason to brag about having slept with the Herald of Andraste, so she finds a partner for some masked, inebriated, anonymous sex.

    Unfortunately, she didn't realize that her stressed out, buttoned-down Commander had the same idea...

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    28 Aug 2025

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    '“It’s good that you care, Varric. You… have a huge heart. That’s not a weakness.”

    “Sometimes I wonder.” He muses under his breath.

    Hawke gives his hand a gentle squeeze. “It’s not. And for what it’s worth, I’m here for you. Always. I know it’s not the same, but-”

    Suddenly, their hands shift, and Hawke finds that Varric is lacing his fingers through hers seamlessly. Caught off-guard, heat explodes in her cheeks and she blusters for the words she was going to say. She finds none.
    His eyes are molten staring through hers when she meets his gaze. She can’t comprehend what they say.

    “You’re more than enough, Hawke. You always have been.”'

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    Following their confrontation with Bartrand in act two, Hawke meets up with Varric for a little heart to heart.

    Aka. what I imagine would have happened if Varric had been made a romanceable option in DA2. Enjoy the fluff.

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    22 Jul 2025