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Being sent back in time with one marauder’s son and pregnant with another one should make her more cautious but Hermione is done.
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Hermione ‘Mommy’ Granger Grimm
Sirius ‘Mommy Issues’ Black
Remus ‘Tortured Poet’ Lupin
James ‘Loverboy’ Potter
Lily ‘Hearteater’ Evans
Regulus ‘Babygirl’ Black
And Albus, ‘Finally Being held Accountable’ Dumbledore
In the new hit fic where Hermione is a pissed, pregnant, single mom ready to take on Albus Dumbledore and the Dark Lord at the same fucking time because she’s Hermione Granger. Sirius is on his fucking knees and Remus is so, so grateful to be a dad (eventually). You’ll laugh, cry, and scream but we’re going to keep going. Found family might be hobbled together with a shotgun and duct tape but Hermione will keep these bastards alive if she has to commit every war crime known to man. We are rocking a sappy, kickass, romantic comedy about family and how Hermione would have done it better than these ancient fucks. Seriously, did they all share braincells and weak morals? -
Hermione Granger's (Demi)Godmother [edited] by FigsandFangs
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
02 Jan 2025
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This takes place starting the summer after 3rd year. In which Hermione and her aunt have both been keeping the fact they have magic to themselves. Most of Sirius' problems could be solved if he had a lawyer. Harry and Hermione end up living together, and two almost responsible Godparents will do anything for their kids.
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After the war Hermione wants to keep the last tie she has to her family left. She heads back home to Nettlewood to run her family pub. And it is just about everything she needs to heal and move on. Except not all of the locals are friendly.
Remus Lupin can't just lie about now that he has enough money to take care of himself. The wolf needs someone to protect or provide for or something to do at least. After a bad night at her pub Remus decides to work for Hermione. The only problem is he can't cook. At all. And he has wildly inappropriate thoughts about his little boss.
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Hermione Granger's (Demi)Godmother by FigsandFangs
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
27 Aug 2022
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Hermione Granger does not know how to ask for help. But she knows better than to leave her phone at home (no matter how many times she tells her mom it won't work at Hogwarts).
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FIC TO BE REMOVED ON APRIL 1, 2026
Every morning for the last twenty-eight days, Hermione settled into her office and braced herself for the influx of letters that would no doubt threaten to flood the small space. On the first day, bright red envelopes spewed all manner of hateful words and threats, but as the days passed, and the community at large realized that their howlers were being immediately destroyed, their grievances manifested themselves instead onto unassuming parchment letters. Every day since the announcement, she combed through those letters, responded where she felt necessary, and passed along her deepest sympathies.
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DO NOT PUT ON GOODREADS OR ON ANY OTHER SITE LIKE WATTPAD.
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- Part 1 of Deepest Sympathies Universe
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05 Mar 2026
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“Hermione, I don’t think Malfoy has been teasing or insulting you. I think…” Ginny rolled her tongue in her mouth, struggling to speak the next words: “I think he was trying to court you.”
“What? No!"
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Hermione is determined to smile through Malfoy’s blatant taunting without biting his head off.
Draco is delighted that Hermione responds well to his courtship instead of biting his head off.
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- Part 1 of A Study in Devotion
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27 Jan 2026
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Hermione Granger is used to disappointment.
When it comes to her love life, she’s given up hope of ever finding a meaningful connection. Seven years after the war, she finds herself trapped in a relationship she didn’t want with a wizard she can’t stand, suffocating under the weight of fame she never asked for.
Draco Malfoy wasn’t supposed to be released from Azkaban for at least another year. After he shows up to the restaurant where Hermione just so happens to be on a date looking more handsome than she remembers, she can’t seem to get the tall blond out of her head.
And he keeps popping up at the strangest of times.
When a scandal she can’t avoid leads her to uproot her entire life and move to Paris, Hermione is ready for a fresh start. But what happens when the one-night stand she tried to leave behind in London comes calling?
Chaos. Blackmail. Some light to moderate stalking.
He says they’re meant for each other. She thinks he needs to get his head examined.
What could go wrong?
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27 Nov 2025
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Hermione Granger left St. Mungo’s for a quieter kind of healing, trading spellwork for massage therapy and a little sanctuary of her own. When Pansy Parkinson, now a close friend, begs her to take on one particularly stubborn Auror with nerve damage and a martyr complex, Hermione finds Draco Malfoy on her table—scarred (physically and mentally), exhausted, and seemingly (stupidly) determined not to get better. Touch, for her, was supposed to be clinical, professional, safe; instead, it starts to feel dangerously like forgiveness.
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18 Nov 2025
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Bite First, Ask Questions Later by Daredevilsinthedetails, Kaylessi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Apr 2020
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Their world was at a boiling point. Currently, 25% of the magical world consisted of born Alphas and not a single new English Omega had presented since Halloween of 1981. Aggression, possessive behavior, and battles for dominance between the Alphas were making magical Britain a relative warzone. A laundry list of nefarious deeds by one deemed to be light and the cure to all of their problems resting on the shoulders of three unsuspecting students…what could go wrong?
Disclaimer - obviously, we do not own any of the recognizable JK Rowling characters.
Russian translation: https://ficbook.net/readfic/11252454
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03 Oct 2025