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    These can be read as one shots if preferred. But they do follow the same continuity. Older omega Bruce with Younger alpha Clark with a freshly formed Justice League. Superman and Batman met through the Justice League. He does currently have 2 pups, Dick and Jason. Dick is Robin, Jason is focusing on school. I'll add one-shots as I get inspiration for this particular dynamic. So unless my fountain of creativity dries for this set-up, the series will remain ongoing.

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    Clark has a problem. A can't-have-sex-because-of-his-indestructible-body problem. Bruce has yet to encounter a problem he can't fix by applying enough brainpower to it.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    "“Is there… a reason you booked us this room Bruce?” Clark asks, clearing his throat a bit.

    Bruce whips his head around to look at Clark, the red face Clark had before now making sense. His own face heats up a bit and he shakes his head. “I didn’t book this room. They changed it. I booked one with two beds in it,” He quickly explains.

    Clark looks at him like he doesn’t quite believe him. “They bumped us up to… this?”"

    Or, Bruce and Clark are sent on a mission for the Justice League and when the hotel workers see who it is they bump him up to a room they feel would better suit his needs and it leads to them sharing a bed.

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    "Hey, Dick," Tim says. He's in costume, and fiddling with his gloves, but he doesn't remove his mask: nervous, and trying to hide it. "You've had sex with aliens, right?"

    "I'm not going to like where this is going, am I?" Dick says, resigned.

    "How did you deal with the whole. Junk situation," Tim says, in his best professional Mission Report voice. Its success is kind of undermined with how red his face is below the domino.

    Tim asks some questions. Bruce and Clark come to some realizations.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    "Maybe we should do this again another night…" Clark murmurs as he slowly gets up off of Bruce.

    "Absolutely not!" Bruce pulls his boyfriend down by the collar and locks his ankles behind Clark's back so they can't separate again. "This is the fifth time you've backed out of this, Kent. And while I am willing to wait for you for as long as you need, I am also not getting any younger here."

    "Sorry…" His lover's face, smushed in between his hands, looks miserable, like he'd just seen Batman punt a puppy off a roof. It's a tragedy.

    Bruce sighs.


    Clark has been hiding his alien junk from his boyfriend.

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    No one knows what powers Batman has, but Clark is certain he must be telepathic. There's no other way he'd know what he's thinking so reliably otherwise. But... Oh no, that means Batman knows what he's thinking.

    Based on a tumblr post by @nat-ter

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