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Stay Gold's Night at the Mejiro's by Beropole
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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Stay Gold, after winning the Hong Kong Vase, returns to a celebration party held by his father, Sunday Silence, who drunkenly nudges him to get a girl, concocting a plan while drunk, he sends Stay Gold to sneak into the Mejiro mansion while he takes McQueen away to reminisce about their past.
Stay Gold, however, would experience more than he ever anticipated.
AU where the Uma genders, age, and familial ties are accurate to their irl counterparts, alongside personality changes of some characters to match their IRL counterpart.
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- Part 1 of Real-life Events Inspired Uma Universe
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As you begin to bring the objects around your house to life, you realize you missed one crucial detail - how in the world they're supposed to survive without any identification or money to their name. Because you're not an asshole, it's your job to help them get on their feet and figure out how the hell to be a human along the way. Shenanigans ensue.
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15 Jul 2025
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medhamner fankiddo because I saw the subhammer baby and wanted to make one of my own
her name is flute
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- Part 9 of Rose's Phighting stories
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04 Nov 2024
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Banhammer burns with embarrassment at the endeared huff Medkit lets out against his lips and pulls away, squinting at the other man as he caught his breath. “I know you aren’t laughin’.”
“I’m not.” Medkit murmurs in a heartbeat like the lying bastard he is, warm breath tickling Banhammer’s face. Amusement crinkles the corner of his eye all the same.
“Shut up. You’re so bad at lying.” Banhammer mutters back, craning his neck to nip at a bruised bottom lip, and Medkit raises an eyebrow.
“Oh, the records beg to differ.”
“What records? The ones up your ass?”
“No.” Medkit leans closer, fingers pressing down just that little bit more on Banhammer’s neck. “Mental records, of course. You aren’t as good at figuring out lies as you think you are, and besides, the only ass that’s going to have something up it is yours.”
And then after a moment of self-conscious contemplation. “That something is going to be my cock, if that wasn’t clear enough.”
Banhammer lets the silence drag on, refusing to gratify Medkit and his stupid, anticipating expression with an immediate response.
“Was that your attempt at flirtin’?” Banhammer finally mutters, letting his exasperation slip.
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- Part 3 of himbo banhammer and his three stooges
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01 Nov 2024
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Expendable.
Not expected to return.
That is the basis of you, ███████, a prisoner of irrelevant crimes.
Like many others, you have taken upon yourself the task to retrieve a special crystal located at the Hadal Blacksite.
It takes many, many attempts, each failure bringing you back to the start. During these times, you’ve become familiar with a peculiar shopkeeper with, let’s just say…
…a particular glint in his eyes when he gazes over you.
But that shouldn’t be a problem for you, right?
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06 Sep 2024