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Normal encounters with The Batman and a perfectly usual chain of events by blubbimafish
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
24 Oct 2025
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Outside, an explosion sounded, slightly rocking the building. Weird, he thought it was Ivy today. One would expect less explosions.
He was just deleting the sentence to rewrite it without the word he was apparently too incompetent to spell when he heard the loud sound of a window shattering.
He froze, carefully, quietly closing his laptop.
That had sounded suspiciously like it had been his bathroom window shattering.
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Batman is hit by Ivys infamous cuddle pollen. Since Ivy is still lose and the team needs all hands on deck, this does not result in a wholesome family bonding moment. Instead an innocent civilian finds himself the victim to an unsolicited, extended hug.
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26 Feb 2026
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Ask The Robins! by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
18 Oct 2025
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Interviewer: So, you’re brothers? That’s what the Robin lineage is: Familial?
Nightwing: Not really, it’s less ‘passed down through a family’ and more ‘you kind of feel like family after you’ve joined.’
Red Robin: But not in a mafia way.
[Red Hood makes what could be several laughs or snorts through the modulator.]
Nightwing: Red, they’re gonna think we’re in the mafia now!
[Red Hood pats Red Robin’s shoulder]
Hood: Nah, I run the mafia.
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Host: Tonight, and only tonight, we have managed to gather four very special individuals into one room. We've compiled a list of questions from both the internet and general newspapers, and invited news reporters.
For your viewing pleasure, Gotham-
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26 Feb 2026
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The dark side of the force is cold. With all the time Cody's General spends around Sith, it's no wonder he can't stop shivering.
In which Cody weaponises knitting.
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- Part 43 of Codywan tropes
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26 Feb 2026
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“What exactly do you mean by that, Mr. Drake-Wayne!? Is this you confirming the allegations?”
At that, Tim’s brow furrowed deeply. His lips parted, and he tilted his gaze just slightly upward, letting the streetlight catch his cheekbones in the most cinematic way possible. He looked like a teen actor playing Hamlet in a school production.
Jason slapped a hand over his face. He’s doing a bit he thought. The little psycho’s doing a bit on live TV.
“W-well,” Tim began, stammering just enough to sound authentic, “as long as all of me and my siblings have known him, Bruce has always had a very… special relationship with… someone that he sponsors. We all thought–
My siblings and I thought he just couldn’t bring himself to talk about it in public. With how complicated everything was.”
The reporter startled, nearly fumbling the mic. “I’m sorry, what exactly are you implying—”
(Or, Time Drake wakes up and decides to ruin Bruce's day. Jason Todd wakes up and decides to ruin Bruce's whole life.)
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- Part 10 of Batfam fics
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26 Feb 2026
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He always knew Damian would surpass him. In fact, he thinks Damian will probably be the tallest of all of them (even if Jason rejects that theory).
After all, Bruce is 6’2 and Talia isn’t short. Tim isn’t sure how tall she is, but if he had to hazard a guess, he’d say around 5’8. And Ra’s is taller than Jason, so he’s got to be pushing 6’5.
Not only that, but Heretic was like 7 feet tall. Of course, he was experimented on a bit more than Damian and artificially aged, which is bound to mess you up, but he’s still a practically perfect genetic template of Damian. Tim fully expects Damian to be at least Ra’s height, maybe an inch shorter due the damage to his spine.
This is going to be an adjustment.
Or, that moment when your younger sibling outgrows you told from the exact moment all of Damian's brothers realize it. Plus, Bruce at the end as a bonus. Some DamiJon mentioned as a plot device and I know they canonically don't go to high school together, but in this they do because Damian deserves friends. Lizzie (Trinity) is also their age because why not.
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26 Feb 2026