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• To Be Perfectly Frankfurt by Freibulous

  Fandoms: Object and Concept Anthropomorphism, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic), Women's Association Football | Women's Soccer RPF  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Work in Progress

  10 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt (Character) & Eintracht Frankfurt (Character)
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt (Character)/1. FFC Turbine Potsdam (Character)
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt (Character) & FSV Frankfurt (Character)
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt (Character)/FSV Frankfurt (Character)
  • FSV Frankfurt (Character) & Hamburger SV (Character)
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt (Character)
  • 1. FFC Turbine Potsdam (Character)
  • Eintracht Frankfurt (Character)
  • 1. FSV Mainz 05 (Character)
  • Eintracht Braunschweig (Character)
  • FSV Frankfurt (Character)
  • 1. FC Magdeburg (Character)
  • Hamburger SV (Character)
  • FC Carl Zeiss Jena (Character)
  • MSV Duisburg (Character)
  • Wakes & Funerals
  • Sharing a Body
  • Multiplicity/Plurality
  • Friendship
  • Drama
  • Angst
  • Past Character Death
  • Original Character(s)
  • Original Fiction
  • Queer Character
  • Gijinka
  • Personification
  • Football | Soccer
  • football gijinka
  • Dysphoria
  • Ambiguous Relationships
  • Grief/Mourning
  • Coming Out
  • Complicated Relationships
  • Jealousy
  • Insecurity
  • Lime
  • Mild Sexual Content
  • Lesbian Character
  • POV Second Person
  • Minor Character Death
  • Embedded Images
  • Digital Art
  • Art

  Summary

  On 28 August 2020, 1. FFC Frankfurt will be dissolved. Its players and management will join forces with Eintracht Frankfurt. Then, its personification will die, her life force strengthening Eintracht's personification...

  ...at least, that's what they all told you. It happened to FF USV Jena just a month ago, after all.

  But that was her, not you. You won't just take it lying down. You're the most successful women's club in Germany - you cannot and will not die!

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  An Eintracht Frankfurt birthday special.

  Series

  • Part 14 of Bundeslihaha
  • Part 10 of Bundeslihaha: Loose Canon

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,111

  Chapters:

  1/4

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  33

• Mortivacation by Freibulous

  Fandoms: Object and Concept Anthropomorphism, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic), Bundesliga - Fandom, Men's Football RPF  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  15 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • SC Freiburg & Hamburger SV
  • Borussia Dortmund (Character)/SC Freiburg (Character)
  • FC St. Pauli (Character) & Hamburger SV (Character)
  • SC Freiburg & FC St. Pauli
  • SC Freiburg (Character)
  • Hamburger SV (Character)
  • Borussia Dortmund (Character)
  • FC St. Pauli (Character)
  • 2017-2018 Sports Season
  • Bundesliga
  • Football | Soccer
  • Self-Hatred
  • Self-Harm
  • Angst
  • Drama
  • Past Relationship(s)
  • Past Borussia Dortmund (Character)/SC Freiburg (Character) - Freeform
  • Digital Art
  • Digital Painting
  • Embedded Images
  • Art
  • No Romance
  • Queer Character
  • Genderqueer Character
  • Trans Character
  • Nonbinary Character
  • Gay Character
  • Original Character(s)
  • Original Fiction
  • Gijinka
  • Personification
  • football gijinka
  • Break Up
  • Polyamorous Character
  • POV Third Person
  • Past Infidelity
  • this fic also has a boatload of nautical puns you know the drill
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Multiple Endings
  • Lime
  • Mild Sexual Content

  Summary

  When his stadium clock stands still after 54 years of non-stop ticking, Hamburger Sport-Verein goes on a drunken vacation 600 km away from his harbor town in search for something...

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  A Hamburger SV birthday special.

  Series

  • Part 6 of Bundeslihaha: Loose Canon
  • Part 10 of Bundeslihaha

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  26,366

  Chapters:

  4/6

  Comments:

  26

  Kudos:

  2

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  168

• Der Mörder Hotzenplotz by Freibulous

  Fandoms: Object and Concept Anthropomorphism, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic), Bundesliga - Fandom, Men's Football RPF, Women's Association Football | Women's Soccer RPF  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi, Other
  • Work in Progress

  12 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • FC Augsburg & TSV 1860 München
  • Hertha BSC (Character)/Karlsruher SC (Character)
  • FC St. Pauli (Character)/SV Werder Bremen (Character)
  • FC St. Pauli (Character) & Hamburger SV (Character)
  • Hamburger SV/Hannover 96
  • VfB Stuttgart/1. FC Kaiserslautern/TSV 1860 München
  • Eintracht Braunschweig/1. FC Magdeburg
  • 1. FC Nürnberg & FC Schalke 04
  • Eintracht Frankfurt & Eintracht Braunschweig
  • Eintracht Frankfurt & MSV Duisburg
  • Eintracht Frankfurt & 1. FSV Mainz 05
  • 1. FSV Mainz 05 & MSV Duisburg
  • 1. FSV Mainz 05/MSV Duisburg
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt & Eintracht Frankfurt
  • Dynamo Dresden (Character) & FC Hansa Rostock (Character)
  • FC Hansa Rostock & SC Freiburg
  • FC Augsburg & SC Freiburg
  • FC Augsburg (Character)
  • FC Schalke 04 (Character)
  • Borussia Dortmund (Character)
  • 1. FC Nürnberg (Character)
  • 1. FC Kaiserslautern (Character)
  • Karlsruher SC (Character)
  • Hertha BSC (Character)
  • SV Werder Bremen (Character)
  • FC St. Pauli (Character)
  • Hamburger SV (Character)
  • Hannover 96 (Character)
  • TSV 1860 München (Character)
  • VfB Stuttgart (Character)
  • SC Freiburg (Character)
  • SV Darmstadt 98 (Character)
  • Eintracht Braunschweig
  • Eintracht Frankfurt (Character)
  • 1. FSV Mainz 05 (Character)
  • FC Hansa Rostock (Character)
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt (Character)
  • SGS Essen (Character)
  • Dynamo Dresden (Character)
  • MSV Duisburg (Character)
  • 1. FC Magdeburg (Character)
  • Fairy Tale Parody
  • Der Räuber Hotzenplotz - Freeform
  • Theatre
  • Lime
  • Sexual Roleplay
  • Humor
  • Queer Character
  • Original Fiction
  • Original Character(s)
  • POV Third Person
  • Trans Character
  • Nonbinary Character
  • Genderqueer Character
  • Gijinka
  • Personification
  • Embedded Images
  • Traditional Art
  • Art
  • football gijinka
  • Polyamorous Character
  • Queerplatonic Relationships
  • Blood and Violence
  • Past Relationship(s)
  • Sharing a Body
  • Multiplicity/Plurality
  • Sexual Fantasy
  • Aromantic
  • Asexual Character
  • One-Sided Attraction

  Summary

  People are so much more difficult than marionettes, thought FC Augsburg, who would’ve thought?

  After a few seasons of directing his own marionette plays for the Bundeslihaus, Augsburg decided he'd go big in the 2023-2024 preseason: he would direct personifications! With the help of seasoned filmmaker Darmstadt, script editor Braunschweig, and choreographer Magdeburg, he'd make an adaptation of the Robber Hotzenplotz by and for clubs - and nobody else!

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  An FC Augsburg birthday special.

  Series

  • Part 6 of Bundeslihaha
  • Part 3 of Bundeslihaha: Loose Canon

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  12,309

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  114

• Full Bundeslihaus by Freibulous

  Fandoms: Object and Concept Anthropomorphism, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic), Women's Association Football | Women's Soccer RPF  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, Gen, F/F
  • Work in Progress

  21 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • MSV Duisburg & 1. FSV Mainz 05
  • MSV Duisburg/1. FSV Mainz 05
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Eintracht Frankfurt (Character) & MSV Duisburg (Character)
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt (Character) & Eintracht Frankfurt (Character)
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt (Character)/1. FFC Turbine Potsdam (Character)
  • 1. FSV Mainz 05 (Character)
  • SC Freiburg (Character)
  • Eintracht Frankfurt (Character)
  • 1. FFC Turbine Potsdam (Character)
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt (Character)
  • MSV Duisburg (Character)
  • SGS Essen (Character)
  • SV Meppen (Character)
  • Ambiguous Relationships
  • Friendship
  • Male-Female Friendship
  • Affection
  • Women's Professional Soccer
  • Football | Soccer
  • Humor
  • Heterosexual Character
  • Queer Character
  • Original Character(s)
  • Original Fiction
  • Sharing a Body
  • Multiplicity/Plurality
  • 2022/2023 Sports Season
  • Queerplatonic Relationships
  • football gijinka
  • Gijinka
  • Personification

  Summary

  For many years since the Reveal in 2014, the personifications of women's Bundesliga clubs - who haven't had a men's team in the first and second divisions - have been waiting for their own unveiling with bated breath. Should they be happy to have their privacy protected? Or envious because they couldn't appear in public while Wolfsburg, Bayern, and the like could represent their teams in women's matches?

  After the lockdowns are lifted, though, they don't get to choose anymore.

  Join MSV Duisburg, Turbine Potsdam, SGS Essen, and SV Meppen as they're invited into the 2022/2023 Bundeslihaus! And FFC Frankfurt too, even though she's not!

  Series

  • Part 9 of Bundeslihaha: Loose Canon
  • Part 13 of Bundeslihaha

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  970

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  60

• The Lower Saxony War of Verses by Freibulous

  Fandoms: Object and Concept Anthropomorphism, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic), Bundesliga - Fandom, Men's Football RPF  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, M/M
  • Complete Work

  27 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • 1. FC Magdeburg/Eintracht Braunschweig/Waldhof Mannheim
  • Arminia Bielefeld/Hamburger SV/Hannover 96
  • Hannover 96 & Eintracht Braunschweig
  • Hannover 96 (Character)
  • Eintracht Braunschweig (Character)
  • Arminia Bielefeld (Character)
  • 1. FC Magdeburg (Character)
  • Hamburger SV (Character)
  • Waldhof Mannheim
  • Football | Soccer
  • Crack
  • Humor
  • Rap Battles
  • Song Lyrics
  • Queer Character
  • Gay Character
  • Lesbian Character
  • Trans Character
  • Bisexual Character
  • Original Character(s)
  • Original Fiction
  • Rivalry
  • Death Threats
  • Threats of Violence
  • Threats
  • that's just how they talk
  • Polyamorous Character
  • Polyamory
  • beats up your rival polycule and all that!

  Summary

  Before the Niedersachsen derby, Eintracht Braunschweig and Hannover 96 duked it out, supported by the Axis of Evil (Achse der Bösen) and the Northern Alliance (Nordallianz) respectively.

  Epic rap battle ensues.

  Series

  • Part 12 of Bundeslihaha
  • Part 8 of Bundeslihaha: Loose Canon

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  778

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  3

  Hits:

  26