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Damian makes a mistake at a gala. A stranger takes it upon himseld to "punish" Damian for Brucie. Since the stranger thinks Brucie is doing it wrong.
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16 Mar 2026
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matchmaker, matchmaker (match me a match) by Resacon1990
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League (2017), Superman/Batman (Comics)
19 Mar 2019
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“So it’s decided then,” Barry cheerfully pipes up. “We all give matchmaking them a go. We’ve all got different ideas. It’s bound to work at some point.”
Or, the team wants to get Bruce and Clark together and, at this point, Bruce knows he needs all the help he can get.
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- English
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- 24,243
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
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- 105
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- 6,083
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16 Mar 2026
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Fifty bucks by iconstantlywanttoscream
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
06 Sep 2023
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Conversation in the Watchtower turns to the topic of playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne, somehow a bet is made that Superman could easily seduce him.
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15 Mar 2026
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Batman: World's Best Jungle Gym by misskitka
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU
11 Sep 2024
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The Justice League has to come to Gotham because Batman's having an issue that won't allow him to come to the Watchtower. They're shocked by what they find.
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- Part 1 of A Single Dad Who Works Two Jobs
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15 Mar 2026
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Bruce parked the car in Gotham zoo's parking lot, as Dick chatted excitedly in the backseat next to Damian. It was the perfect day for a visit. It was a warm, sunny June day and would be Damian's first visit to the zoo, something he was very excited about. He sat in his child seat brabbling along side Dick.
Or: Bruce takes Dick and Damian to the zoo and spends way to much money.
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- Part 2 of Baby Damian Au
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15 Mar 2026
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Welcome to Whoozy Town! Population: Batman by wambachumba
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Sep 2024
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Batman hits his head on a JLU mission and opens up to his teammates for the first time as he comes down from anesthesia and pain killers.
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15 Mar 2026
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let’s give ‘em something to talk about by butchyaoi for ZeroMonster
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
15 Feb 2025
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Everyone in the Justice League knows Superman and Batman are married, but then Superman is seen kissing Bruce Wayne. Bruce thinks he's funny. He's not.
(Okay, he kind of is.)
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14 Mar 2026
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“We know you juggle a lot of things at once; you’re a CEO, a vigilante, and you have six kids who don't really have the best self-preservation skills. That's gotta be at least a little bit stressful. "
Bruce refrains from telling him that's the understatement of the year. The side of his mouth nearly quirks up into a small smile, "You're not included?"
Duke is smug with his answer, "'Course not. And I was never angry at you for ignoring me. It’s just that sometimes you tend to be a bit…”
Bruce raises an eyebrow in question.
“Scatterbrained.”
He pouts, “I’m not scatterbrained.”
“Yeah, Mom, you are,” Duke says as if it’s the most obvious thing ever.
“Batman isn’t scatterbrained,” he petulantly counteracts.
“But Bruce can be."
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Instances of Omega!Bruce Wayne suffering from a severe case of Mom-brain
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- Part 1 of For the Love, For Laughter
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14 Mar 2026
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‘We’re all friends and we should respect others' boundaries. No one should force anyone to do anything they refuse to do.. ’ That couldn’t have been any more false huh?
Where the Justice League is a little bit ignorant to the point of Batman leaving. The batkids make it clear that Bruce will not join back on the Justice League. Why? Because they said so.
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14 Mar 2026
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Two in the bush by iselsis for pinkjester
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
24 Aug 2021
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Tim Drake presents as an omega, and his parents aren't happy, but they make the best of the situation and quickly arrange his marriage to a man old enough to be his grandfather. Before they can make him go through with it, though, Tim escapes from his house and runs to Wayne Manor, still in heat.
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- Part 9 of Ise's 1000 sub special continuations
- Part 12 of Whump"tober" 20"20"
- Part 2 of Worth
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- 3,405
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13 Mar 2026
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Robin Meets the Justice League by Marbles_and_Sweetpeas
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 Sep 2024
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Bruce has no choice but to bring Dick with him to the Watchtower, but things don't go according to his plan.
Or: Dick gets his wish of meeting the Justice League
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- Part 1 of The Batfamily Meets the Justice League
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13 Mar 2026
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During a day out with Clark, Jason and Tim see a poster of Bruce.
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13 Mar 2026
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of robins and spiders by asterisms0 for Crab_Lad
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Dec 2020
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Dick was prepared to spend the rest of his night bored out of his mind, and making small talk with old people; until a curly-haired, familiar boy slips into place next to him.
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(Dick Grayson and Peter Parker meet at a Wayne Gala, bonding ensures)
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13 Mar 2026
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Bruce wakes up on the Watchtower surrounded by a horde of unfamiliar heroes and one all too familiar face that looks impossibly grown up compared to the thirteen year old he just left at home. Meanwhile, the Justice League is hoping to finally get some answers to all their questions about Batman's elusive personal life... starting with his so-called "Partner" Robin.
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- Part 17 of 'Cause you mean more than anything (YOTP)
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- 10,509
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- 3/3
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- 1
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- 736
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13 Mar 2026
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In The End, It's Worthwhile by thinkingthroughmyfingers
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 Dec 2025
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B: Hey. Do you want to go to lunch today? Your choice. My treat.
Dick:...
Dick: No, sorry, not today. Not feeling good :(
B: Okay. Get better soon.
B: …
B: 👍
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- Part 14 of Whumptober 25
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13 Mar 2026
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Timkerbelle: What happens if two people who have the same last name get married? Like if Jason and I got married, would we get double the amount of Wayne? Would it be Drake-Wayne-Todd-Wayne? Drake-Todd-Wayne-Wayne? I need answers.
tomato face: why do you assume that the drake is gonna go first?
tomato face: wait what the ffuck am i saying
tomato face: tim we’re not getting married
Timkerbelle: It’s a hypothetical. Keep up.
batfam texting shenanigans!
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- Part 25 of impravidus's batman quick reads
- Part 1 of F in the Chatverse
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- Chapters:
- 24/24
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- 7
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12 Mar 2026
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“How long have we worked together -- seven years?” Hal asked. “Did you know Batman was married?”
“No,” Barry said, shrinking back a little in his seat.
“No offense,” Oliver said, turning back to Bruce. “But who would be unlucky enough to marry you?”
or, the one where Batman lets a crucial detail slip during a Justice League meeting and an unlikely ally steps in.
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12 Mar 2026
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A Special Expection? No, A Son by Raccoonwriter
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Mar 2024
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Duke was excited to meet the Justice League until they start to ask and talk about things Duke didn't want to here.
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- 2/2
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12 Mar 2026
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Bruce’s heart feels like it gets stabbed with little needles every time it happens
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12 Mar 2026
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Five Times Bruce Wayne Flirted With Clark Kent (And One Time Clark Flirted Back) by Mild and Hammered (pillage_and_lute)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
24 Jun 2024
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(What the title says)
Bruce Wayne knows how to be Brucie as easily as breathing, and flirting with the hot reporter goes right with that. Clark's much too cute when he blushes for his own good, and of course, he's so shy, he'd never flirt back...right?
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12 Mar 2026