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    Peter goes on a terrible, terrible date, cashes in a favor on behalf of Spider-Man, and begs Deadpool to crash it.

    Deadpool delivers.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.”

    Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off.

    “I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him.

    Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    (Previously titled You’re Too Sweet I Need to Drink You With Liquor)

    Wade doesn’t “<3” NY. In fact, he hates New York. It smells like shit, the sewer rats are the ones who really run things, and Jay Z was only partially right; it’s a concrete jungle where dreams are made of, except there’s nothing you can do.

    So after Weasel, Domino, and pretty much the entirety of Sister Margaret’s decided to relocate to an old bankrupt Blockbuster Video on Manhattan’s east side, Wade almost didn’t go with them. Except he absolutely did, because he likes paychecks. It’s totally not because he’s pathetically lonely and would miss his friends. His negative opinion of New York is proven to be 42069% accurate when, within a month of moving, he’s kidnapped by a new off-brand Weapon X group that immediately puts a microchip in his skull to control him.

    There is one good thing about New York, though, and he's snarky, wears unfairly tight red and blue spandex, and lives rent-free in Wade's head. Unfortunately, 'Temu' Weapon X wants their brand-new microchipped immortal murder slave to find Spider-Man's identity and all of his weaknesses.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Ryan was the one who brought the topic up – on camera, during Mystery Files, which was stupid to begin with, but whatever, they’ll cut it out, like they always do when he and Shane go on pointless tangents.

    (And he determinedly doesn’t think about how many tangents there are, how well they click, how they never run out of stupid shit to talk about, because that’s normal, that’s just how friends are, right? … Right?)

    “Who’s more handsome?” he asked Shane, “you or Scott?”

    Ryan tries to set up Shane and Jake.
    Shane thinks Ryan is trying to get with Scott.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    "There had better be a reasonable explanation for this, Einie," Emmett said sternly, letting the wood clatter to the floor as he stepped inside. He dusted off his hands, inspecting them for splinters. "If you expect—"

    He looked up, squinting through the oil-lamp-punctuated dimness to where Einstein was still barking and dashing back and forth. Dusk-light through the window of Emmett's front entrance was faint, ethereal, casting the skin of the intruder Einstein had backed up against it in an ashen glow. Whoever it was, they weren't that tall, and Emmett could hear soft, swallowed whimpers between each harsh breath.

    Young, he thought. Scared.

    "Please don't hurt me!" said the intruder, one palm flat against the door, the other curled around some small object, as Einstein jumped up in an attempt to give the kid's face a welcoming lick.

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    04 Feb 2026