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    Arthur's back.

    It doesn't go as planned.

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    Definition:
    (MEDICINE)
    the first hour after a traumatic injury, when emergency treatment is most likely to be successful.

    (Or the universe where Jim isn’t the Trollhunter but his life isn’t any less complicated)

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    “Naruto is a person with a name,” Iruka snapped, already way past the limit of his patience for the day. Funny, how he could spend all day with small children, but a single council meeting wore him down to the bone. “Use it.”
    “Hmm.”
    For a long second, Iruka thought that he was about to die. And then Hatake’s eye curled in a friendly crinkle, an approximation of a smile.
    “You’ll do,” Hatake said.

     

    *** 5 times Kakashi & Iruka tried to be a normal family for Naruto + 1 time they were a full on ninja family ***

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    Hatake waved his hand dismissively. “I’m sure it’s fine—”

    Iruka finally snapped. “It’s illegible! Our cryptology department wouldn’t be able to read this! There are first-year pre-genin with better handwriting. No, there are nin-dogs with better handwriting. And where did the mud even come from? You were supposed to be in Sand!”

     

    ***5 times Iruka wanted to kill Kakashi at the mission desk + 1 time he kissed him instead***

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    Maybe it’s because Naruto doesn’t know when to quit, because he’s always there in the periphery, because he’s loud and obnoxious and pushy. Maybe it’s because Naruto is the only one who’s been able to land a hit on him in a spar for months now. Maybe it’s because Naruto is the only one who’s not afraid to make him bleed.
    Regardless, Naruto is Sasuke’s rival. And as such, Sasuke watches him.
    And watches.
    And watches.

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    In which Sasuke finds many aspects of Naruto's life objectionable, and as a result more or less abducts--I mean, adopts him.

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    Asuma looks from Anko, who is laser-focused in a way rarely seen outside missions, and Iruka’s bewildered face.

    “Holy shit,” he says. “You’ve seen Kakashi’s face.”

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    That’s a fucking kid, is the first thing that Iruka thinks.

    That’s the fucking jinchuriki, is the second.

    The first thought comes back, even stronger, overwhelming him with outrage, with fury, with a sick sort of disgust, and now it comes out as a shouted,

    “That’s a fucking kid.”

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