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    “I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it. 

    Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.” 

    “So I’m just poor? That’s it?” 

    “Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?” 

    “I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”

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    or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    - left off at ch.4
    - BRO
    -THIS SHIT JS SO GOOOOOOOD

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    One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.

    “What are you fucking giggling about?”

    The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.

    “It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.

    “Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.

    “I know because I was in one, asshole.”

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    During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.

    Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.

    Flambae does not.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    - Left off Ch.11
    - Hot as hell
    - veeeery good slowburn

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    After finding out Robert is Mecha man Flambae struggles to try and be civil while handling a mix of complicated feelings.

    Until someone kidnaps his niece.

    Now Flambae and Robert must team up to investigate the disappearance under SDN's nose under threat of suspension.

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    30 Nov 2025

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    - Left off at ch.7
    - HOT

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    He didn’t know much but he did understand there was a strain between Dennis and his family. He gathered they didn’t approve of him being a doctor and being away. But Dennis didn’t speak much of them, even now, only a couple miles out from the farmhouse he grew up in. Even now, after they drove nearly twenty hours straight, with nothing but air and bad music between them.

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    Dennis’s dad is sick. Robby is on a two week leave for what his therapist calls a “mental health emergency.” Robby can’t be alone and Dennis doesn’t have gas money. They drive to Nebraska together.

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    24 Oct 2025

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    - left off at ch. 10
    - be still my heart
    - sooooo well written
    - Bitches be EMOTIONAL

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    “I’m not okay with leaving you out here, Dennis.”

    “I’ll be okay.” Dennis dismissed, but Robby persisted against his better judgement.

    “I won’t.”

    Dennis was quiet.

     

    OR : Dennis gets a part time job after Trinity starts needing rent. Robby worries that Dennis’ subsequently poor sleep hygiene will affect his performance at PTMC, and rather unprofessionally invites Dennis to sleep on his couch during work nights to save him the hour’s journey back home.

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    03 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

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    - Left off on Ch.3