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In which John is a cuddly, BAMF assassin. by notbeloved07
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
21 Sep 2012
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This is a fill for this prompt, found here.
"Sherlock learns that a spat of recent killings was done by a professional assassin. A man so feared that the criminal underworld is afraid to whisper his name. Sherlock goes off on his own to track him down, and is captured.
Sherlock braces himself for a cold-blooded killer, with nerves of steel and no remorse, with a reputation for ruthlessness that makes several hardened criminals check their closets before they go to bed - and meets John. Easygoing, good-natured, cuddly jumper-wearing John. Who thinks he's brilliant and hilarious, and can he take him out for a coffee?
Cue the weirdest courtship ever. Like, dates being crashed by Russian assassins, epic gunfights in the middle of London, Lestrade and the Yard going WTF, Mycroft questioning his brother's taste in men, etc."
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04 Mar 2026
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Sherlock isn't really sure why John wants to shag him, but he's certain that if he's careful to behave properly about it, John can be persuaded to keep doing it.
In other news, John is a good boyfriend and Sherlock is an idiot.
(German translation available.)
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03 Mar 2026
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The Internet Is Not Just For Porn by cyerus
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
27 Dec 2011
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John is Sherlock's internet boyfriend - from CANADA.
No one thinks he's real.
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03 Mar 2026
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The thing was, Alexei had always liked older men. He'd been too smart to let it get him into trouble, but it could have. But Murray wasn't his professor. Or a commander, or boss. Or fucking Russian. He was just a guy who happened to be older and didn't seem to have any better idea where to go from here than Alexei did.
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23 Feb 2026
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Unfortunately, for Murray, it’s not that simple, which is fucking typical, to be honest.
His song has lyrics. While most songs are instrumentals, it isn’t uncommon for a soul song to have lyrics.
No, that’s not the problem.
The problem is that his song isn’t in English.
It’s in fucking Russian.
Season 3 Spoilers Aplenty
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23 Feb 2026