Goose_Honk
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Do They Know People Can See Them by Goose_Honk
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
23 Jan 2026
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SIDEFALL-MEDIA
anon asks
Look I know you guys are meant to be news but 2 people have already done this so sue me for wanting to gossip. Genuinely these 2 need to get a grip what do you MEAN you’re willing to sacrifice your grade just to make sure one person passes. We cannot be serious right now are you KIDDING ME. And they’re just friends RIGHTTTT RIGHT
SIDEFALL-MEDIA answered
You have no idea how much worse it is from the inside, sincerely, one of their friends.
#not-news #get-your-act-together-guys
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In which 5pyder and Schpood very obviously have something going on which everyone but them seem to figure out. Told through tumblr.
Series
- Part 7 of Goose’s bag of oneshots ^_^
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‘Cause for me, oh this was real by Goose_Honk
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
18 Jan 2026
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Saps almost doesn’t hear the knocking on his door, too absorbed in the all too confusing email that was only meant to be the shift schedule for that week.
When he eventually does get up to answer, the last thing he expects to see stood at his door is a very real, very tired looking Fluixon.
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What do you do when the man you haven’t seen in 6 years because he mysteriously disappeared after an argument shows up at your door? Well you let him in and think about the consequences later, of course!
(Title from Trouble by Laufey)
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- Part 3 of Goose’s Fluxarata works !!
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“Dear Fluixon”
“My dearest, Saparata”
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Letters exchanged between two best friends with no homosexual undertones at all!
Series
- Part 6 of Goose’s bag of oneshots ^_^
- Part 2 of Goose’s Fluxarata works !!
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7/10, great class, why is the head of architecture here by Goose_Honk
Fandoms: StateSMP season 2.5 - Fandom
07 Sep 2025
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Rating-PCC-Profs
Anon asks
Ok so I have professor Saps and I want to say he’s literally excellent. I seriously do not think I would’ve passed this class without him, he offered so much support in and out of class time and was a genuine joy to be around. However
What the ever loving fuck is up with him and prof Flux ???????????
Rating-PCC-Profs answered
(📸 admin would quite like to know too)
#professors #Pandora-community-college #seriously-what-is-up-with-them
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Flux and Saps, told through a tumblr blog about rating professors
Series
- Part 5 of Goose’s bag of oneshots ^_^
- Part 1 of Goose’s Fluxarata works !!
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I Feel my Lungs Give up (before I’ve even started living yet) by Goose_Honk
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Jan 2025
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Death is a permanent thing. It always has been and always will be that way. It is confirmed that once you die, you’re gone forever.
So why was Branzy alive?
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Branzy moved to a new city, lost his best friends and then died. Don’t worry, he got better.
Series
- Part 4 of Goose’s bag of oneshots ^_^
Recent series
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Goose’s Fluxarata works !! by Goose_Honk
Fandom State SMP | ish's Civilization Series, StateSMP season 2.5 - Fandom
18 Jan 2026
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Goose’s bag of oneshots ^_^ by Goose_Honk
Fandom Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, State SMP | ish's Civilization Series, StateSMP season 2.5 - Fandom, Welcome Home - Clown Illustration
23 Jan 2026
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My oneshots, all in one place :)
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"When Saparata comes back to school, everyone’s first question is about his holiday. He gushes about the water and sand, and about a boy he met. His friends tease him about his “imaginary boyfriend”, and he can’t exactly give them proof to counter. Thus, Saparata concedes to closing his eyes and simply imagining him, as they all tell him he did."
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Saps dreams of a small sea-side town, and there he meets his light-house.
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How to Fall in Love When You're Being Blackmailed: A Guide by Thomas (Who Has No Idea What He's Doing) by yahstarfish
Fandoms: Chained Life SMP
21 Feb 2026
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"I'm not wearing this," Thomas said, holding up a floral-print button-down that looked like a tropical garden had exploded on it. "This shirt has more colors than my entire emotional spectrum."
"Put it on," Snowbird's voice crackled through one of the speakers. "The floral reads as 'approachable' and 'fun.' You need all the help you can get."
Thomas glared at the ceiling. "If this ends with me falling in love on national television, I'm blaming you."
Snowbird's laugh echoed through the speaker. "Oh, Thomas. That's exactly what I'm counting on."
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Blackmailed to join a reality dating show by Snowbird, Thomas finds himself promptly falling for the last contestant to arrive— a quiet, grey-eyed disaster who laughed at his stupid joke and is also the most beautiful person he's ever seen.
Bookmarked by Goose_Honk
22 Feb 2026
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AWESOME FIC SO FUNNY AND SO CUTE IM GONNA NDJAJSJX
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Something In My Heart Told Me I Must Have You by ivnyan
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Decayed and Decrepit
14 Feb 2026
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Thomas keeps a notebook to remember everything in a world that’s falling apart.
He doesn’t expect the pages to fill with one name.
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Life is a strategy game for Thomas, always has been. He prides himself on his intellect: the ability to step back, evaluate each detail logically, and make the most rational, thoughtful decision. But there is no intellectualizing what's happening between him and Micro. There's no rational explanation for the feeling in Thomas's gut whenever Micro so much as looks in his direction. Except that he has, somehow, fallen head over heels for Micro.
Thomas has a crush. And he's crushing hard.
Series
- Part 3 of riot! no- pivot!
Bookmarked by Goose_Honk
09 Feb 2026
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I LOVE THOMICRO I LOVE THOMSPR I LOVE THIS UNIVERSE I LOVE THIS AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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exit wounds by meridies, thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
07 Feb 2026
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Saps presses forward and slashes again. He hears the whole crowd scream, the sound muffled as if from underwater. The floor is wet and iron-rich and his whole head is pounding. He’s waited for this moment for longer than anyone here knows.
He raises his axe into the air and Flux reaches a bare hand up and shouts, “Wait!”
or, Flux surrenders in the colosseum. The rest of the world tries to figure out what to do with him.
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- Part 1 of state smp
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Bookmarked by Goose_Honk
08 Feb 2026
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PEAK CINEMA. ONE OF THE GREATEST FLUXARATA FICS OAT. ARGUE WITH THE WALL.