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That's How I Knew by HP13_writes for HypomanicPainter
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
11 Jan 2026
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Everyone knew that Colin was the king of gift-giving, so when his wife threatened to take away his crown this Christmas, he took that personally.
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People-pleasing Colin goes mental when he thinks Penelope might out-gift him.
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Colin had been looking forward to this assignment for Lonely Planet for months, but everything had changed when his best friend, Penelope, blocked his number. How was he supposed to survive five whole months without talking to someone who means so much to him?
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The one where Penelope is pissed, Colin is depressed (and very very dumb), and I brush fifteen years of dust off the art history filing cabinet in my brain.
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How I Met Your Mother by HP13_writes
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 Nov 2025
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Colin Bridgerton had all kinds of expections when he agreed to attend his first orgy. Not one of those expectations included falling in love.
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Colin and Penelope meet at an orgy.
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A gust of wind.
A puddle of mud.
A radiant smile.
And eleven-year-old Colin Bridgerton's life was forever changed.OR
The one where Colin is the one with the lifelong crush.
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- Part 1 of Wooing Miss Featherington
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How would Colin "obsessed with Penelope's boobs" Bridgerton react if Penelope told him she wanted to get a breast reduction?
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Wooing Miss Featherington by HP13_writes
Fandom Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 Nov 2025
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Colin and Penelope find themselves under a suspicious amount of mistletoes when she stays at Aubrey Hall for Christmas
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Bookmarked by HP13_writes
05 Nov 2025
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Dance Card by Katie_500, Stillpink for Newts_Peach
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
17 Mar 2023
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Penelope never expected to spend her first season with the Bridgertons.
And Colin never expected that the young debutant would capture his heart, one dance at a time.
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- English
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- 36,712
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- 10/10
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- 969
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Bookmarked by HP13_writes
13 Aug 2024
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Pen's not doing well on the apps. Colin offers to help. It goes well for her and he hates it. God, Colin just wants to be normal about Penelope. He's trying really hard to be normal about Penelope, just, SO normal. It is becoming increasingly clear that he simply cannot be normal about Penelope. It will take the power of the Bridgerton sibling group chat (and all its related splinter chats) to figure out what to do.
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Modern AU textfic, Colin is the most down bad idiot in the universe and Penelope is the funniest woman on earth.
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Now a fully illustrated version! Links in Chapter 10 :)Series
- Part 1 of Unhinged: Bridgerton textfic AU
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- English
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- 36,747
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- 10/10
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13 Aug 2024
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but they were real to me by unsavorablefavors
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
12 Jan 2026
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Colin Bridgerton had it all: a beautiful wife, four beautiful children, and a fulfilling career.
Saying he’s content is an understatement; he loves this life.
That is until he’s yanked from this reality and finds himself in the hospital, awakening from a coma.
It turns out he is not married and never has been. Penelope’s just his friend, his children don’t exist, and his perfect job is merely a pipe dream.
On a journey of rehabilitation, self-discovery, and grief, Colin must come to terms with the life he has and build it into the one that he dreamed of.
…trying to convince the girl he’s known as his wife of their wonderful life together shouldn’t be too tricky, right?
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- English
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- 278,106
- Chapters:
- 31/31
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- 4,577
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Bookmarked by HP13_writes
13 Aug 2024
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"Do you need something, Penelope?"
"I need you to divorce me."
After two years of a marriage arranged by their families, Penelope knows she does not make Colin happy. So she suggests a plan to ensure freedom for the both of them. Will Colin be able to break free from his oblivion and realize what he stands to lose?
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by HP13_writes
17 Aug 2024