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[PODFIC] Light Sabers by HaHeePrime
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), Transformers Generation One
12 Feb 2026
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Starscream is making Christmas presents. Flee while you still can!
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- Part 13 of Podfics
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- English
- Words:
- 9
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 1
- Hits:
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[PODFIC] CSI: Ark by HaHeePrime
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
11 Jan 2026
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“You are telling me you agree with Tracks? You think real crime-solving is easy?”
“I’m just sayin’ with the right attitude, gut feeling’s just as good as logic.”
“Oh?” Prowl lowered his head minutely. “Would you be willing to wager on that?”Prowl plans a murder mystery game to try to stump Jazz. The whole Ark gets involved.
Gleesauce and shenanigans ensue.Series
- Part 12 of Podfics
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Etiquette & Protocol by HaHeePrime
Fandoms: The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
25 Dec 2025
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Prowl just wants a quiet corner to work in while everyone else insists on loudly partying. Nobody ever sits with Mirage because he's a snooty weirdo. Problem solved!
Each chapter a one-shot.
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[PODFIC] They did WHAT with Selenium?! by HaHeePrime
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
27 Jul 2025
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We find out astolat's epic fanfic Victory Condition isn't 100% made up
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True Stories About Imaginary Giant Robots by HaHeePrime
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
26 Jul 2025
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I needed a place to record some of the wacky interactions I have had with the crew of characters who live in my head and defy my control. Some of these adventures are happy; some are sad; many are silly; all are true and complete as I recall them.
One or two of 'em changed my life.
Hugs to all my robot pals! Especially to you, Megs. <3 -
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Jetfire watched. Not in fear or wonder or humility, or even in embarrassment. The gods he never had believed in were locked in a death-struggle before his wide-open optics. But if anyone had asked him to define what he was feeling as he gaped out at the sight, he would have answered, "Nothing."
Cybertron is dead, the Matrix is disintegrated, Optimus is floundering.
Jetfire and the Constructicons head teams to autopsy their dead home. What they find there will change every transformer forever.
Part of my Transformation series, but can be read-- er, listened to-- on its own.Series
- Part 11 of Podfics
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Choosing My Name and Other Mistakes by HaHeePrime
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
15 Dec 2019
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Rainbowsparkles is a silly name. The world is serious though. There are kidnappers and mind-rippers out there... Or so her fathers tell her.
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- Part 10 of Podfics
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PODFIC -- Skywarp and Mirage are stuck running the detox center for recovering addicts. They do not like their jobs. They do not like one another. They do not like their scary supervisor.
Grrr!Series
- Part 9 of Podfics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
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Megatron thinks he's made all proper restitution. He's a new mech, and the past is past. Starscream, his most dangerous failure, is dead.
But Starscream never, ever stays dead long.
Megatron's afraid to fall asleep.Series
- Part 8 of Podfics
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[PODFIC] Elegy (An "I Alone..." Epilogue) by HaHeePrime for astolat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
01 Apr 2019
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At last!
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- Part 7 of Podfics
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[PODFIC] Victory Condition by HaHeePrime for astolat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
24 Jan 2019
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“Do you want me to tell you a story?” Megatron said mockingly. “You won’t like it, Prime. It’s not a very nice one.”
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- Part 6 of Podfics
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Now that the IDW universe is ending... in the aftermath of Unicron #6... I thought I'd post this thing I've noodled on for ages, trying to distill down to exactly What Prime Is.
(I care a lot)
And as usual, some things can be more clearly said in poetry... even rough, amateur poetry.Series
- Part 4 of Poetry
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Optimus Prime is dead. How do Elita and Megatron deal with their shared grief?
This was a little "What-if?" drabble I wrote a while back, and have always thought was rather lovely.
So I made a podfic.Series
- Part 5 of Podfics
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[PODFIC]: A Transformation in Five Acts by HaHeePrime
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
18 Sep 2018
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A shocking death makes Megatron question his longstanding drive to conquer all things. Prime gets an inspired idea that terrifies him. A second chance means rebirth is possible for all of Cybertron. But rebirth is painful. And you don't get to be the same kind of person -- or same kind of Planet -- afterward.
This is the first story I ever wrote, begun waaaay back in the pre-MTMTE dark days when things like "Ending the Autobot/Decepticon war" and "Actual deep, complex relationships between characters" were still pipe-dreams that felt wrong to even hope for.
While I now see my amateur-writer status showing up in this work, I still stand by it 100%. I poured into this story all the mad dreams I hoped -- and still hope -- for in both Transformerdom and in the real world.
I wanted an audiobook version. So I made one.Series
- Part 4 of Podfics
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Champion [Podfic] by HaHeePrime for astolat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), Transform - Fandom - Fandom
18 Sep 2018
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Rumble sets Megatron's old poetry to a thumpin' beat. He claims what happens afterwards is not his fault...
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- Part 3 of Podfics
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PODFIC: And I Alone Have Escaped To Tell You by HaHeePrime for astolat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
22 Jul 2018
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Warp-engines are finicky, and Cyclonus ends up in another universe... just before the arrival of Unicron.
Before the creation of Galvatron.
He knows the nightmarish future to come. But can he allow it to change?Original story by Astolat is astoundingly good fanfic. I was desperate for an audio version; so I made one. I'm very proud of it.
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- Part 2 of Podfics
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[Podfic] Excerpts from The Sacrifice of Violence (by Astolat) by HaHeePrime for astolat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
07 Feb 2018
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A translation from the Cybertronian of some found poetry by Megatron (found in chapter three of "Victory Condition" by astolat). The poems show us glimpses of Megatron's life as a soldier, a gladiator, a renowned poet, a war leader, and finally, a partner to Optimus Prime in reaching towards peace.
These are the most beautiful Megatron-poems I've ever encountered, and I was honored to read them.Series
- Part 1 of Podfics
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Metamorphosis: Beyond Transformation by HaHeePrime
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
04 Feb 2018
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I'm trying to find the follow-up to "Transformation;" looking for what happens next through telling a series of vignettes from various characters' points of view. I realize that if I start it like this, just posting each vignette as soon as it travels from my brain to my computer, there will be more than the usual element of chaos. But I can't help but feel that's exactly how it should be. I like the idea of a slowly-unfolding story coming together out of many different intersecting plots. They're all percolating in my head right now, and bursting to get out. I'm hoping that if I don't worry over them too much, that their birthing will be relatively painless. I do reserve the right to use or reference or rework material from these drabbles in later, more finished editions of the main story. For instance, material in chapter one is re-purposed in Evolution, the first "real" sequel. But I like it here on its own, too. I think it deserves to live this way as well.
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I was part of a small TF-fan-forum, on which for a while there was a weekly story challenge.
Here are all the things I wrote for that. It was a lot of fun. -
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A "What-If?" drabble set post-Ceasefire: Optimus is dead. How do Elita and Megatron deal with it?