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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    After stumbling upon Mr. Bilbo and Mr. Thorin going at it in the old hobbit's office, Sam can't stop thinking about getting dicked down by the large dwarf. Fortunately, Midsummer is the exact time dwarves come to visit the Bagginses at Bag End, giving Sam the opportunity to have some fun of his own.

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    19 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    Bilbo is just about to finish his hunt when he hears one last piece of prey. Imagine his surprise when it is a lone Mer guppy, one he can't eat no matter how snack sized it is.

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    19 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    "Hobbits, however, are different. It is said that the Lady Yavanna created them from a seed that she found in a scorched forest and that is how their lives are spent: to die, burn, and return anew from the ashes."

     

    Bilbo dies in the Battle of the Five Armies and Gandalf, knowing of the ways of Hobbits, brings Bilbo's relatives to Erebor to perform the rites and ritual of a Hobbit funeral.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Thorin finds out that hobbits have tails and purrs when cuddled. Also, he is very possessive of his hobbit. Also, Thorin discovers some differences between hobbits and dwarrows

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    15 Feb 2026

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    There are no Sentinel or Guides among Hobbits. It is only when Bilbo joins the company of Thorin Oakenshield that he learns about their existence. As such, he does not know that it is highly unusual for Thorin's and Dwalin's Souls to seek him out so often.
    Thorin and Dwalin are two Sentinels bonded to each other, waiting for their third. None of them could ever have expected that they met him one fateful evening in the Shire...

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